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ejaculaTe

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  1. To my mind, there are two advantages to email (and its cousin, messages on hook-up sites/apps). The first is that unless the context implies that a quick reply is wanted, I can send the email or message and not fear that I am making unreasonable demands on the recipient to answer. The second is that unlike face to face encounters, it is easier -- or at least, I find it easier -- to ignore email and messages. If after "thanks for the compliment," I see another message which is now unwanted, I just ignore it. Don't be afraid of hitting the "delete" button.
  2. "Apprentice" might be a better choice; for whatever it's worth, a guy who uses that word certainly gets my attention.
  3. I always viewed a simple "Thanks for the compliment" to be more than sufficient. Indeed, if upon looking at the other's profile, I know I'm not interested, that is all I write. Of course, one can always ignore the message from the other person and proceed with one's own survey of profiles.
  4. "Can you bring some other tops with you?" "Sure, there's a regional Tops convention going on in town right now. There should be 4 or 5 guys wanting to nail an ass after all of these damn meetings." ---- Guys who ask you to "bring other tops" seem to think there's 6 or 7 tops sitting in a lounge somewhere, waiting for an urgent plea from a bottom in need, as if they're fighter pilots ready to scramble at a moment's notice. I always avoided guys who made that request.
  5. I'd hazard a guess that it's a matter of control. The guy who hides the web cam or cell phone in the plants won't think anything of it because he has control of the video or pictures on that phone, etc. But he has no control over what you do with the video or pictures on your phone, and he accordingly objects. You're right that if one party is recording, then as a matter of logic and etiquette, everyone should be allowed to do so, especially if the host is the one taking pictures. When sex is involved, however, logic and etiquette are often left at the bedroom door.
  6. Someone worked at a funeral home, right, and the coffin was at the funeral home...? Because it'd be creepy as all hell if it happened at the cemetery....
  7. I often thought that anyone giving highly unlikely stats, such as being 99 years old or being 6'6" tall and weighing 145 lbs, was just messing with the search filters.
  8. I didn't think that the word "renovation" was in the vocabulary of the owner. Glad you had a good time at the hotel, and thanks for letting us know.
  9. Because some of this technology stuff is a bit beyond me, what about getting a Google Voice number and using that?
  10. That would be one hell of a "slip and fall" personal injury case.
  11. no lines, no waiting... you are the perfect host 😉
  12. Out of more than idle curiosity, where did you find any plans for a frame?
  13. The 8th Circle, Fraud, is for those who commit acts of dishonesty. Of course, there are grades of dishonesty, and in the first ring, panderers, sex workers, and seducers are tortured. They are whipped by the demons for they exploited others by seducing them to fulfill their interests. That sounds like a pretty good fit.
  14. One of the seldom mentioned advantages of owning a home. It eases the pain of writing a check to the HVAC repairman.
  15. YES...!!!!!!!!!!
  16. If the object of the solicitation was sufficiently pissed off at your offer, I can envision you being charged with disorderly conduct (§42.01 of the Texas Penal Code). I'm not saying any prosecution would be successful; I'm simply saying that disorderly conduct is the most plausible charge.
  17. I’m thinking he missed the off ramp to Chem Sex Fiction….
  18. Wikipedia has a description of a "green card marriage" under the topic "Sham Marriage." The general idea is that a US citizen marries a non-resident alien who is typically ineligible for residency but for being the spouse of a US citizen. On the basis of the marriage, the non-resident alien obtains permanent residency status, evidenced by an immigration document that used to be a card, about the size of one's driver's license, that was green in color, hence "green card."
  19. Before I moved to sunny Florida, I lived near Philadelphia. Several of the guys I hung out with lived in S Jersey (Collingswood, Cherry Hill, Swedesboro) and central NJ (Toms River). Too bad I didn't run into you because I Think you'd have fiT right in (in more ways than one). 

    1. NJVers

      NJVers

      Damn, you ever up this way again?

    2. Slambtmsrqboy

      Slambtmsrqboy

      Ever since I joined I've wanted to meet the man behind that beautiful dick. I live in Bradenton, not to far and have decent source for T. You down for some company sometime? 

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    3. rawbttm4host

      rawbttm4host

      Im in Clearwater fl

  20. You seem to overlook the possibility that the hypothetical sucker has dentures and is happy to remove them. Having said that, I don’t disagree with your view about 2 dicks in one mouth.
  21. This is like a movie proposal by John Waters.
  22. Isn't that like an apartment?
  23. Absolutely true... I often recall the first blowjob I gave -- I sucked the dick of my 14 year old neighbor (I was 11).
  24. Yep, a .4 slam and 90 weight gear oil….
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