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I keep getting dressed up but there's no where to go. I hope the cons start up again soon.

This site seems to follow the same general format as every other forum / message board on the planet. It's not a "protocol" -- it's just a easy way to group and format posts to make them easy to find. Pick any forum on any subject and you will find a similar structure. It helps you locate the subject and information you want, and ignore the rest.

Yeah, the pervert is the guy always watching porn, sees a hot guy and tells you all the things he'd like to do to him, always at the sauna watching, wears clothes that accentuate his crotch. May be into younger guys in a stereotypical "you want a piece of candy" kind of way. Can get touchy-feely but it usually stops there before it crosses the line to full molestation. I could be wrong on this but I think the guys who say they are perverts are more interested in chatting and jacking off to pics and stories, while the ones who say they are into tabboo are the ones interested in crossing the line to participate in their misspellings. As for the "guy in the darkroom who won't take no for an answer", I just think of him as a "gnat". A little bug that hovers 3 inches from your face. You swat it away and it come right back.

Damn! I love your cock. If it wasn't for the pandemic shit I'd definitely make the trip to be on it. Any other loads would be a bonus.

I like reading threads like this since these definitions sometimes change regionally and there's usually something I hadn't heard before. There's also a good bit of cross-over between terms, plus, most sites sensor what can be put on a profile so that may require a little creativity if you want to hint as some particular interest. All that combined make finding a concrete definition somewhat difficult. Here's how I define a few of the terms you listed: Raunch - involves body excretions and waste. (There are 3 P's and 3 S's: pee, poo, puke, sweat, spit, and snot) Filthy - unwashed and sweaty. Can refer to body or gear. Grunge - Also unwashed but with the addition of dirty, mud, and oil. Dirty - a generic catchall that could mean anything that's not vanilla depending on the site. (Some sites ban any mention of raunch so on those sites the closest term may be dirty) Pig - Insatiable. Into quantity over quality. Pervert - Corrupting influence. Could be voyeur, exhibitionist, or predator. Breed - Cum in the hole after a long fuck. With a good breeding, the top will stay inside as long as possible to prevent the load from leaking out. This may lead to a second fuck.

From your description, it sounds like you may have gotten strep throat. If that's the case, the bacteria may have been present before your bathhouse visit and the face fucking allowed the infection to take hold. More likely, the bacteria may have been passed by one of the cocks you had lodged in your throat. (One of the potential dangers of bathhouses is that you never know how many mouths or asses a cock has been in before it enters yours. Bacteria can spread to multiple people without anyone knowing.) If you want to reduce the risk of infections in the future, your could try gargling with a mouthwash that says it kills bacteria after you play. (Other things some people use are salt water rinses, apple cider vinegar, and cask-strength vodka. All those change the Ph of the throat to make it an unfriendly environment for bacteria. The alcohol in vodka also can kill off some of the bacteria if it's in contact long enough.) To soothe a sore throat, gargling with salt water or drinking tea with honey and/or lemon may help. And of course, if you suspect an STI or other infection, going to the doctor for antibiotics is the best option.

OrangeFox, I'm a little confused. I though all foxes were required to be bottoms. Was I misinformed or did you get special dispensation from the popufurs? 😸 This was supposed to be the year that I was going to take time off and hit up a few cons. but then the universe happened. Hopefully next year the cons will be back running and I'll be happy to have you breed me like a bitch.

A "queef" is the release of air from the vagina -- usually during or after sex. The same thing can happen during anal sex when air gets trapped in the rectum as that cock does the "butter churn" in your hole. If it's just trapped air getting fucked in and out of you, it's not going to have a smell (or maybe a slight smell of lube and cum if you've already been loaded.) If you start getting stinky fart smells, then you might want to refresh your clean out. Otherwise, it's nothing to worry about. And actually, there are tops who get off on bottoms who make that sound when they get fucked, so you may turn some guys on if it happens. Oh, and if you're interested, there's a vid on youtube of the Queefing Queen queefing 93 queefs in 30 seonds on Howard Stern's Show. [think before following links] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5nFxiP5Rd0 The educational value of the internet is astounding.

In my opinion, regardless of whether he's stoned, if a guy is naked, alone, and offering his ass in a bathhouse, then he's not exactly trying to be faithful to anyone. Based on what you described, I don't think he mistook you for his (current) BF, I think it's more likely that either he was trying to get over a breakup, or he had an incest fetish or another fantasy that he was trying to fulfill. If that's the case, you both got exactly what you were there for.

Yes, it was difficult to keep a straight face and I did chuckle a bit after they'd left. Thinking back on it, I think I saw them out last year around this time so maybe it's a thing they do for Halloween. In any event, it made the night a little more interesting.

Nothing was happening at my favorite ABS so I decided to check out another store that I hadn't been to in years. There weren't any cars in the parking lot, so I wasn't expecting much, but I went in anyway just to evaluate it's future potential. The arcade was set up with blocks of booths alternating on either side of the wall so that you sort of zig-zag around them as you walk down the hall. At the end of the hall, there is one more "zig" down a narrow aisle that leads to a final booth behind the others. It's narrow, and private, so it seemed the best one to hang out in. I selected a vid, stripped off my clothes, lubed up a dildo I'd brought with me, and settled in to "entertain" myself until someone else came in. I was alone in the arcade long enough to walk around naked, find all the glory holes, check the trash cans for used condoms, examine the floor for spilled loads, and dildo my hole until the video looped and started over, but eventually a "couple" came in. The one guy was decent looking -- maybe mid 30's, wearing t-shirt and shorts. His "date" had a good chance of placing in a worst non-passable CD contest. She was wearing a head scarf, long winter coat, and clutched a handbag. The overall appearance gave off an '80's bag lady vibe that seemed out of place for the Florida sun. As I stood naked in the doorway of my booth, the two turned to each other, whispering. They did a quick rock, paper, scissors, and with a frown, bag lady waddled towards me. (She wasn't fat -- just not used to the shoes.) She stopped about 2 feet away and looked me over. I looked her over. She scanned my body once again. Our eyes met and, without a word, she turned and left; shaking her head "no" as she waddled back to her date. As they disappeared from view, I was left thinking: "That was the most amusing rejection I've ever had." Before I left that evening, I swallowed one load through the glory hole, and had another guy who didn't want to touch and just jerked himself off onto me. Overall, rock, paper, scissors was the highlight of my night.

I knew a guy who was just like that. He said he wasn't gay -- just liked the lifestyle. He planned to fuck guys until he was 25 then he'd buy a house, get married, and have kids. I've always wondered how that worked out for him. As for me, I have sex because I like the feeling of a cock in my ass (or mouth) and I like making guys cum. The more I get, the more I want. No strings, no drama, I just want cock and cum.

Around age 7 or 8, I became interested in my hole. I found I liked touching it, gently probing, and looking at it in the mirror. Sometimes a toy soldier would need to hide in a foxhole ...

I know this is an old post, but I'm surprised no one mentioned the legal side of porn in terns of what can be shown. Laws have changed over the years, but at one time, it was illegal to be gay or show gay sex. To get around the no gay sex law, porn films all had disclaimers stating that they were meant to be viewed "by a select audience" for "educational purposes". Even with that, you could not show a man causing the orgasm of another. You could show a guy getting jacked and sucked by another guy, but at the point of ejaculation. his own hand had to be on his cock causing the orgasm. You also could not show cum shooting directly into a mouth. Cum that "accidentally" entered the mouth had to be spit out. Obviously, anal creampies were forbidden as well. I think that, as laws relaxed, porn producers were (and to a certain extent still are) reluctant to show more because they never knew if or when the laws would become restrictive again. Commercial Porn produced today is getting more liberal, however, vintage porn set patterns that are still used and now it's sort of what's expected. Vids on sites like Xtube that are "homemade" amateur clips never had the restrictions that the commercial porn industry had, so they are willing and able to show more. Maybe these amateur sites will influence commercial porn and push it to show more complete blowjobs and cum swallowing.

I usually ignore the "Ask Me" profiles, but on occasion, I have been know to engage in one of my favorite activities: sarcasm. Off the top of my head, here are a couple response you could throw his way. Invite him to view your profile but tell him nothing in it is accurate. Say that you do that to throw off the guys who ask for your stats. Take "Ask Me" literally and ask random science and math questions. Compliment him on using his profile as a platform for an "Ask Me" advice column. It is very selfless of him to offer to take on those nagging problems that plague gay relationships. That profile was unique because it also said: "You Tell Me." sounds like the perfect opportunity to break out the tea leaves and read his fortune. Most likely you'll get blocked if you started doing any of these, but it's not like you were expecting a real reply from him anyway.

Someone spitting in my mouth makes me want to gag, which I find odd when I think of all the raunchy things from the anal area and urinary tract that have entered my mouth. I consider my aversion to spit to be one of those quirky things that makes me so adorable.

The best thing to do in those situations is to tell them that you are expecting a check from a Nigerian prince and as soon as the 27 million is deposited in your account, you'll be happy to reimburse him for gas. 🤓

The first technique I discovered was to rub my cock back and forth over my abs to stimulate the head and add some pressure on my bladder. I'd started doing this long before I could actually cum. At some point in junior high, I was in a school play. One of the scenes had some characters talking about playing dice. During one rehearsal, the director told a boy who was supposed to gesture like he was shaking dice in his hand to do the motion overhand by his ear. The director said If he did it underhand by his waist it could look like he was doing something else. Everyone laughed and for me, a light went on and I couldn't wait to get home to try out a new technique.

Lots of words are for role play. When the heat of a cock touches my hole, all that needs to be said is: "Cum in me."

I've been sort of following this thread but it seems to me that the only thing either side is saying is: "Waaaaaaah!" "Waaaaah' you called me names." "Did not." "Did Too." " You did it first." " Waaaaah." Some people complain that Trump is little more than a junior high school bully, but the comments on this thread are more appropriate to kindergarten. How about losing the hissy little attitudes and show you're all adults. And, IF you are adults I have a wager for you on the next election. If Trump wins another term, you can fuck my ass. But if Biden wins, I get to sit on your cock. I think that's pretty fair. Now it's time for everyone to put up or shut up. 😁

The problem with internet etiquette is that there isn't any. Add to that the fact that most app users have an attention span somewhere between a chipmunk and a squirrel and you end up with a lot of dead end conversations. For example, here are a few of my more memorable conversations: New Message: “Hi” Me: “Hi” New Message: **crickets** I send a couple messages back and forth with a guy who contacts me to fuck. Just as we're setting a meet, replies stop. Three days later I get a message saying: “Sorry, a friend messaged me and asked if I wanted to fuck.” I go to pee and grab something from the kitchen. When I get back to my comp I find a message that says: “Hi”. It's followed by 4 more messages in quick succession berating me for not answering his first message. It's late and I'm ready to log off and go to bed. I get a message from someone who looks interesting. We set up a quick meet and then he says: “It's getting kind of late. I think I'm going to go to sleep.” I log onto a site just to check messages and get a guy messaging me to fuck. I tell him I'm just checking messages. He keeps bugging me to let him fuck me. I tell him I'm not interested in meeting. He asks, “Why not?” Now annoyed, I say: “I don't think you're cute.” He says: “My mother thinks I'm cute.” Me: “Then go fuck your mother.” So, you're not the only one who gets annoyed by messaging or lack of responses. I just ignore the ones who ignore me.

As a gay bottom, the only way I'd be fucking a woman was for the prize. Since it would be a one off kind of thing, I'd fuck the cunt for the novelty. I know what fucking an ass feels like so might as well see what a pussy is like. The bigger question is whether I could do it face to face. I'd probably have to do it doggy -- don't know if I could get hard face to face.

My preference is to receive the load in my ass. I love to finger my puffy hole and lick the cummy slime off my fingers.

I will play with a guy's nipples occasionally because I've learned that some guys like that, but personally, I don't see the turn on. Having someone play with my nipples does nothing except annoy me.

Most actors suffer from stage fright before each performance, and yet they continue to act because the need to perform is greater than the fears. Consider feelings of guilt or shame to be the bottom slut's equivalent to stage fright. You don't necessarily have to get rid of it -- you can use it to increase your drive and determination to perform and improve your skill at being used as a slut.