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*Imagines an epilogue where Jamal comes back for the summer, meeting Daddy Ed and getting reacquainted with his vastly sluttier Black-owned fucktoy* 🤔😈

I'm subject to random drug tests as part of my job, but I've never been asked for one and I don't worry about it too much because if they actually started instituting random drug screenings for their employees, I'm fairly certain they'd be letting 90% of their workforce go. As long as I perform well at work, I don't think they care what I get up to in my off hours, really. :shrug:

Jen Psaki. And I won't hear anymore of this nonsense denigrating a sitting US senator. How dare you, sir. Everybody knows that Sen L.G., who is one of the few male, single and unmarried sitting members of Congress, to be DC's most notorious and prolific unabashed pussy hounds who's been tearing up gash ever since he was elected to Congress, from Georgetown U to Foggy Bottom, from A street to K street and back again. He's DC's most eligible bachelor for good Christ's sake, I mean, who wouldn't want to marry a man who's wholly unafraid to publish pictures of himself smiling at a chicken sandwich? Let me tell you, he was doing both God's work AND the work of the people of South Carolina that day, and what's better than an elected politician who works for both God AND for you? Just smiling at that chicken sandwich, in his own inimitable fay-aging-bachelor-from-the-south sort of way; the pride that he felt for himself in taking such a controversial photo, that is: that chicken sandwiches are good, and tasty, and are to be smiled upon, which was a stance very much regarded as contrary to public opinion at the time - well, you could almost just reach out and touch it as if it were a hard penis right there in front of you. That's just how strong and how real his pride for himself seemed in that photograph. You know, I bet he just gobbled that chicken sandwich right up no more than 10 seconds after they took that photograph too and he didn't even bother to wash up beforehand, belching on his way out the door to pick up some loose women of questionable moral standing who lacked any visible means of support, and then he proceed to insert the glans of his large, tumescent penis directly into the vaginas of those totally real women, repeatedly and roughshod, and then toss away any concerns they might have about the possibility of becoming impregnated by his hyper-virulent seed by shouting "Pro Life 4 Lyfe, Bitchez! YOLO!", as he door hopped into the front set of his matte-finish wrapped Aventador Roadster lambo, scuurrrrting away in a cloud of burnt rubber with his shades on like a total maverick badass. Such is the way of the machismo-oozing, pussy-pounding, Wolf Pack Alpha leader that is Sen. L.G. of South Carolina. Dude's not gay. Straight as an arrow. Straight as a beaver-eating beaver cleaver. Confirmed pussy hound. DC mothers, please lock up your daughters for their own safety and your piece of mind.. So just sssssstoooph it already! 😠

being spun only intensifies those fears 🙈

it's only really ever painful if your gluteal muscles are contracted when the needle goes in, which is why they typically have you leaning/laying on your stomach with your leg in a relaxed position while administering the shots. so don't be that novice bottom and clench up when it goes in and you'll be fine. something that everyone receiving the syphilis treatment should be aware of is that, depending on a variety of individual factors, you may be susceptible/sensitive to a condition known as the jarisch–herxheimer reaction. the only reason i know about this is because it happened to me shortly after receiving the first shot following my first diagnosis of syphilis. my symptoms started about half an hour after the first injection of penicillin and were: increased heart rate (in excess of 120bpm), sweating, increased body temperature ~102F-103F, nausea, insomnia/restlessness. they were most intense following the injection, fading slowly over the course of about 48 hours. feel free to look up the medical definition but the tl;dr is that the method of action of antibiotics is that they cause the cell walls of bacteria to rupture, and if you have a considerable amount of disease causing bacteria in your blood stream (i think my RPR titer was 1:16 at testing) the rupture en-mass of those bacteria causes the toxic shit inside of the bacteria to be released directly into your blood stream and you have something akin to a toxic shock. your kidneys slowly remove the crap in your blood, so it's always a good idea to drink large amounts of water to help flush it out. just something to be aware of, if you are someone who's in-tune with what's going on with your body so that you don't freak out like i did.

sounds like Timmy is making the same kinds of decisions that i've made, just over a much shorter period of time 😈

or maybe your experiences on the internet aren't as real or genuine as you seem to think? [think before following links] https://cybernews.com/editorial/dead-internet-theory-ai-silent-takeover/

well, we can only hope and pray that's what is going to happen. after all, that is the natural progression along the path towards übermensch-faggotry that mother nature herself has laid out for any person tempted by their curiosity enough to place their bare asses up against gloryholes for the purpose of letting strange men do that which they enjoy doing with an ass. all part of our creator's grand cosmic master plan that is complex beyond our understanding, and which we dare not question lest we provoke their vengeance and suffer the wrath of an almighty bitchslapping.

well at least the story had a happy creampie ending after all 😁 that is my feeling as well... when there are no cameras rolling tho, i think it's an ego booster/visual stimulus thing for the top's enjoyment

that's some serious 4 dimensional chess level cockteasing (or breedteasing?) right there 🙈 he should've apologized for putting you in an awkward situation at the bare minimum

couple days after i turned 14

havent used lube to take cock in well over a decade. i don't even like lube on my dick when i'm jacking off... only time i specifically need lube is for fisting

> buy website > ban content producers/users with no explanation > shutdown website i wonder what their return on investment was using this business model 🙄 former users are venting their frustration and anger in the comments of NT's lame shutdown tweet: unpopular opinion: free pr0n via the interwebz will not be so freely available 5 years from now, the writing's on the wall 🏴‍☠️