Tanbbottom

I like the movie. Especially his face when the three guys breed him. And I would love the porn version. The lead taking all those raw cocks. Cum dripping from his hole. And the sequel would be him begging at a pozzing orgy, 'Cum in my ass boz, knock me up!" Thanks for writing this series.

Just stopped at a popular cruising forest. How I love outdoor sex. Unfortunately only had time to quickly suck down a guys load. To bad I wasn't cleaned out. He had a fantastic thick cock and I would have loved that juicy load painting my gut walls.

Thanks for sharing. I encourage you not to feel guilty or ashamed. Shit happens. Be kind to yourself and assistance will come your way. 🫂

Great read! 🔥 🥵 🔥 This story begs to be continued!

Nice set up ... you've got me hooked.

I need a cumdump wing man!

Amazing!

Looking forward to reading your report!

There was one gorgeous bathhouse attendant that I would try to seduce into fucking me. It was clear he loved my advances but begged off because of work rules and assuring me he was 💯 % bottom. I was leaving at the end of his shift, he smiled, we went back to my room, stripped and I fucked and bred him. On my next visit about 3 weeks later he didn't wait 'til the end of his shift. There was no way I could convince him to reciprocate the favour. It's one of the disadvantages of being a bottom with a big fuck stick. Mine is 7.5 to 8 inches. He was just so gorgeous and such a good kisser. As he urged he needed it quick and needed to get back to work I was soon in him raw and the pump and dump had him leaving with a smile that lasted the rest of the night. I wonder how many loads he collected per shift?

I want him deep inside painting my tonsils! Although the taste of a load on my tounge before I swallow is also great!

I can't believe this is the first I'm seeing this awesome story! So fuckin hot. I suspect he is already poz but we need more about his 'cock brain' taking over his life! He'll be shocked when he knows the truth about the tattoos, but I'm sure he'll be begging for all the poz cum he can find to paint his gut walls.

All this is my experience. The only exception is sharing with my partner. With out an explicit verbal agreement we are 'don't ask, don't tell. '

Thanks guys. Actually he ended up blocking me. I guess his nerves just got in the way of proceeding. I was a little disappointed but it's not worth stressing over. Bottom line, it's a hot unique memory, and I really do wish him well. His nerves will calm down someday.

Transport Truck drivers, of all guys! Getting railed and bred by a young cub in the cab bed is huge on my sexual fantasy bucket list. With his load in my ass I'd be emboldened to go from cab to cab at the truck stop and keep collecting loads. No questions asked, no body type refused. Truck Stop Cum Dump Whore! Fill me up!

Awesome poz cum conversion! Keep it pozing!☣️☣️☣️☣️🦂🦂🦂🦂💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🍑☣️☣️☣️☣️🦂🦂🦂

My choices are cum, then coconut oil. I know this wasn't your question, but if he insists on a condom I want Vaseline used in my ass. 😈

Nicely written and developed. I forgot which section this is posted in and was surprised by the tattoo. Fuckin hot! And clearly your dad bod protagonist is not on PreP! Bring it on, please.

I've been chatting a little with a young guy for the last few months. It didn't look like we could make a hookup work. He couldn't host and neither can I. At my noon break today there was a message that he could host but needed to be finished by 2. I was free, got his address, and was on my way. He had me park down the street and warned me about the barking dog. When I got to the door it was clear he's about 19 and this is his parents house. He hustles me up to his bedroom and we start kissing. Deep passionate kissing. This twink has natural talent. He keeps apologizing for being nervous. I reassure him it's only natural. As we make out my hands slide up inside his sweat shirt and down to cup his hairy ass cheeks inside his sweat pants. He asks if it's ok to take off his shirt and apologizes. I assure him there's nothing to apologize for and we are soon both shirtless, hugging and making out. My hand moves around under the front of his sweats and finds a slim hardening 5 or 6 inch cock. You guessed it, he apologized 'it isn't hard yet.' More reassurance from me. I wonder out loud what he's hoping for. "Maybe I could try to have you fuck me?" Tentative and apologetic voice. I confess, "I 'm not a very good top really. " "Oh. Never? Then I could try to fuck you. " "I'd like that. " "But I'm not hard." "Can I suck you hard?" I offer . "If you like. " "Oh I like!" I assure him and drop my pants as I crouch and take him in my mouth. After a bit I ask, "Do you like that, do you like your dick in my mouth?" "Oh yeah!" His smiling face is in agreement with his words. Then we switch places and he's very tentative about taking my thick eight inches into his mouth. I assure him he doesn't have to do anything he doesn't want to do. He agrees, not this time. I assure him I'm ok with that and go back to work on his twink cock with my expert mouth and throat. He's hyper hard and I'd prefer his nervous young load in my ass. "Do you want to fuck me now?" "Is that what you want?" "Oh yeah!" "Then I will try. " As I lie on my back on his bed he goes to his desk and tells me he has a condom. I tell him he doesn't need that for me. He says he wants it anyway. I ask if he has lube. He points to the bottle of Vaseline and says, sorry this is all I have. I reasure him that's fine with me. I don't tell him why. I know I'm a deceptive old pervert taking advantage of a naive young man. 😜 He crawls in between my legs. Works to get the condom on as I grease my hole with Vaseline. He tries to enter me but has lost his erection. Apologizing he pulls it off and lays it aside. I pull his lovely naked body in on top of me and we are passionately making out once again. My hand is jerking his young cock and it is hard once again. I suggest he might want to try again and aim his raw cock at my greased hole. On his first try he penetrates me with half his raw erection. My ass contracts with pain. And he apologizes. I assure him it's OK, breath deep and ease the rest of him into the hilt. It now feels great for me and I check with him. "It feels great!" he assures me. So the fucking begins. I ask if he's less anxious if we talk. He responds, "Yes please, keep us talking. " I learn he's only fucked a couple other guys. Always with condoms. He's never been fucked. This is the first time he's been in an ass bareback. He loves the feeling of his raw cock in my hole. I have to work to get him to look at my face. He relaxes and smiles when I succeed. 'Can he tell I'm enjoying myself?' He smiles and tells me he can. And yes he's enjoying himself, but he anxiously looks down to check his cock and he starts to retch. 'Damn' I think to myself, 'I must not be squeaky clean.' I hadn't had time to do a careful clean out. He apologizes and asks if he can go clean up. While he's gone I pull out my wet whipes. Everything is clean. I stick a finger in deep. Still clean and passing the sniff test. I lie back on the bed and without getting my hopes up, apply more Vaseline to my hole. He's very apologetic when he comes back and anxiously tells me he's not sure he can continue, maybe another time. I assure him that's okay, I understand and I ask him if he wants to cuddle for a bit. He quickly moves his naked body into mine and I offer soothing sounds and gentle kisses to his forehead. Soon his mouth moves to mine and once again we are passionately making out. My hand finds his cock and he is rock hard. I ask if he wants to 69. He looks confused. I ask if he knows what 69 is and has he ever done it. He knows but never has. Does he want me to suck his cock? Yes. So I have him move it up to my mouth. He's soon straddling my chest and I'm working his super hard dick with my mouth and throat. I stop long enough to ask if he likes this. "Oh, yeah!" I help him adjust so he can fuck my face. 'I'm sorry, you're going to make me cum." "Don't be sorry, give it to me", and I took him deep again. His first shot hit my tounge leaving a bit of a bitter taste. The rest shoot deep down my throat. Not exactly what I had hoped for, but good enough. "Sorry " a deeply concerned look on his face. 'There is nothing to be sorry about. That was fantastic ." I reassured and meant it. Once again his naked body was on top of mine and we were passionately kissing. Once again he was super hard. I gently asked if he wanted to try getting into my ass again. "I can try, but I want the condom if that's okay?" "Whatever you need. " We retrieved the condom he had set aside and he hastily pulled it back on. There was a huge air bubble trapped in it. I liked the look of that. I helped him line it up with my hole and he was inside me lickity split. He was clearly enjoying this fuck until he felt something and feared he had slipped out. He checked, saw he was still inside and reassured himself he could see the condom. Back to a great fuck during which he apologetically asked me to keep the noise down for fear of the neighbors hearing. It was my turn to apologize and assure him I was loving this and too enthusiastic with my voiced pleasure . He agreed and soon confessed I was about to make him cum again. "Great!" I joyfully assured him. He pushed in deep and there were subtle signs he was ejaculating into the condom deep in my ass. We deep kissed some more and I thanked him. When he pulled out I saw what I was hoping for. The condom had broken and was only around the base of his young cock. I moved a finger to my ass and sure enough he had bred me his young naive load. I had him check his cock. He was horrified. I assured him I couldn't be more satisfied. I'd wanted his cum in my mouth. He looked concerned. And in my ... He finished my sentence "Ass" and a big smile broke out on his face. He then hurriedly ran off to the bathroom. I was almost dressed when he got back and quickly slipped into his sweats. He kept the dog quiet and called thanks as I scurried out the door and down the street to my car, taking care every step to keep as much of his prize virgin load in my ass as I could. And yes, it is still in me every bit as much as the one in my stomach. I stopped on my drive home to send him a thank you note, "Amazing, amazing, amazing!" He sent a note back, assuring me he had enjoyed himself. Literally fucking fantastic! Stealthed his first load deposit into my cum dump ass. Now I wonder if I'll get another chance with him, and if he'll ever want to use a condom with me again? Further, might I be the first to claim his twink virgin ass ? Might I be the first to breed his beautiful young hairy ass? Mmmmm, mmmmm. I couldn't be happier.

My hubby has never been good at remembering important dates with me. Well neither of us remember the date let alone year we were married. I do remember his birthday each year and at least plan a dinner out on the years I don't through him a party. He has never remembered mine. This year appeared to be no exception. He announced the day before my birthday that he was heading out of town to spend some time with his brother. He promptly packed his bag and left. I awoke on my birthday deciding to waist no energy on resentment. It was a beautiful July morning so I had a leisurely breakfast in the sun on the back deck. Well, maybe a tiny resentment that the deck isn't more private from the neighbors. Breakfast in my birthday suite would have been perfect. After breakfast I got on my bike and enjoyed a three hour ride on the country roads near us. As I showered off the sweat, road dust, and suntan lotion I decided to clean out. After all I had the rest of the day to myself and maybe I'd get lucky. When I was cleaning up the kitchen after a light lunch, again in the sun, this time clad only in my skimpiest speedo, I noticed a delivery van pull into our drive. Out jumped a handsome kilted 30 something year old man. I give my hubby a 'Kilty Pleasures' calender in his stocking every Christmas. It hangs proudly in our kitchen and each month we ogle a new handsome stud, usually only wearing a low slung kilt on his handsome, muscular tanned body. This delivery man could have been a model from the calender. As I met him at the front door I could see his sturdy tanned legs. Beautiful tartan kilt. And, instead of a shirt he wore an open vest showing off his eight pack abbs and lightly haired muscular chest. His chiseled jaw was covered in a tightly cropped beard, and long flowing hair framed his handsome face and smiling eyes. I was so taken by his looks I didn't notice the paper wrapped flowers until he reached out to hand them to me. "Can I step in? There's a note for you to read." He said in the sexiest voice I'd ever heard. "Of course, come on in. " I responded with some embarrassment. The note was from my hubby; "Happy Birthday my man. I hope you enjoy the flowers and the delivery!" When I looked up from the note the delivery man was holding a clip board toward me and offering me a pen. I realized he needed a signature confirming the delivery. I went to sign it without reading and he stopped me, "You are going to want to read this before you sign. " The form was signing off on permission for he (Shel) and his assistant (Don) to give me a message. I didn't bother reading all the fine print, if this hunks hands were going to be on me I was in. It didn't even occur to me to wonder why he needed an assistant. I quickly signed my 'John Henry '. He motioned to the delivery vehicle and an equally gorgeous assistant got out, grabbed a folding message table from the back and came into the house. Yes, he too was in a kilt and open vest. The table was set up in the middle of our living room and the attendant closed the blinds. I was instructed to make myself comfortable. As I proceeded to climb on the table Shel told me to 'not be shy it would work better if I was naked." 'Right' I thought. 'As sexy as they are in those kilts I wish they'd get naked.' But I didn't say anything, just stripped and quickly lay on my belly adjusting my hardon and placing my forehead in the holder. I soon felt warm lotion being applied and Shel's expert hands went to work. I was quickly so relaxed my eyes were closed and I forgot about the assistant. Shel had started on my feet and legs, then moved up to my hands and arms. When working on my upper arm and shoulder he adjusted my lower arm to hang over the side of the table. My hand was brushing the front of his kilt. I snuck a peak and saw he had removed his vest. He winked at me and I returned my head to the resting holder. I began to notice a bulge in his kilt and clearly he was placing it right where my hand couldn't help but touch. Slowly and eventually I took hold of it. Nothing was said and he just kept working his magic with his hands. When he switched sides and arms the same pattern was followed. I was quicker to find and take firm hold of his large hard on. My heart sank when he stopped the message long enough to remove my hand. But, just as quickly he moved my hand inside the kilt so I had free access to his naked cock. I tried to relax but all I could think was, 'just drop the kilt'. His expert hands started to work down my back and eventually found my buttox. I just wanted more and more of this man. He was not shy around my ass hole and eventually a strong finger penetrated and messaged my outer ring. I was now openly moaning my appreciation. The message stopped long enough for him to spread my legs and mount the table from the bottom. New oil was poured on my back and ass cheeks. The next thing I felt was his naked chest and abbs sliding along my butt and and up my back. I was no longer relaxed and desperately hoping he had slipped out of the damn kilt. I didn't need to wait long for my wish. He was lying full weight on my back and I could feel his thick hard on bumping my taint. I was desperately debating in my head, 'do I dare ask him to slide on in'. Then I noticed his hand had moved down. He was lining his cock up to my hole. I gently moaned, "Yes, yes!" His cock head penetrated me and I gasped. He encouraged me to breathe deep and poppers were placed at my nose. 'Oh yeah, the assistant ' I realized. Shel pushed in slowly but steadily. He was soon into me balls deep. Don whispered in my ear; "Oh yeah, he's raw, your husband's instructions were very specific. And I've captured every moment of that bareback penetration on video slut. Happy Birthday. " "Holy shit, hubby set this all up!" I exclaimed . Shel's sexy voice; "Yup. Do you want this to continue? I noticed you didn't take time to read the fine print details. " "Fuck me, breed me, yes, yes yes .... anything, everything ... I want it all!" Shel then gave me the fuck pounding of my lifetime. As ten minutes passed his pace quickened and his breathing became eratic. "Your boyfriends instructions were to paint your intestines with my cum. You ready?" I didn't have time to answer and it was clear his cock was blasting me deep and full. For a full minute I felt his convulsions through my hole. He remained inside and took a full five minutes laying on my back regaining his breath. "Are you ready to roll over so I can message your front now Birthday boy?" His sexy voice sent shivers down my spine. I rolled over and his magic hands had me relaxed as soft putty in no time. He rubbed me down from head to toe avoiding my pelvic region. Everything else taken care of he began moving down from my belly button moving closer and closer to my balls and the base of my cock. Then he transitioned from message to hand job on my super charged fully erect pole. Precum was flowing freely when his gentle fingers started swirling my sensitive cock head. I was just about ready to blow when his words held me back. "This is for your pleasure. Would you mind if I continued with my mouth. " "Mind?! Are you kidding. Your enjoyment is my enjoyment. " I was ready to blow the minute his luscious lips wrapped round my hard cock flesh. But I fought to hold off. Thankfully it was not long until he spoke again. "What a gorgeous cock. Could I please ride it?" "I insist. I was afraid you'd never ask." He was on the table and squatting in a snap. As my naked member breached his hole his sexy voice crooned, "I hope you don't mind me riding it raw. " "I wouldn't give it to you any other way. " I responded "I hope you want my cum in you where you planted yours in me 'cause I can't hold it ... Fuuccckkk ... argh .... fuckin breedin your sexy ass Shel ... fuckin breeding you. " My orgasm went on and on ass he sat his entire weight down to keep my erupting cock in to the hilt. "Sorry bud, I know you're the paying customer. Please consider that to be my tip." When he climbed off the table Don handed him the video camera, stripped out of his kilt and asked me to bend over the table. His cock was even thicker and longer than Shel's. I didn't hesitate. He drove right into my still sloppy hole and rarely had I felt so stretched and full. He waisted no time in getting up to speed and was quickly struggling with rasped breaths. "Tell me what you need slut." Don's insistent voice. "Breed my slutty ass. Please " "No need to ask twice." And rope after rope of his hot cum sprayed deep into my insatiable hole. When they were packed up and leaving the door they both thanked me and assured me the edited video would be in my hubby and my email boxes within two hours. After the morning ride and this super sexy workout I was exhausted. I fell into bed and slept for three solid hours. I was awakened by my phone. It was hubby. We got on line and watched the video at the same time. I had blasted another load before the video ended. Hubby wondered how I liked my gift. "Best fucking birthday ever! Literally ! Thanks for knowing me so well. " "Love ya bud. With that much cum in your ass I'm pretty sure where you're heading for tonight. " He winked as he signed off. I debated for about thirty seconds if I could improve the experience with Shel and Don. I knew I couldn’t. I hopped in the car and headed for the bathhouse anyway.

So fuckin hot 🔥

Honestly, I'm so fuckin jealous. Congratulations!

I love outdoor sex! It's one of the main reasons I go to clothing optional gay campgrounds. I'll never forget getting fucked and bred by my French fuck buddy in the rocks at Zipolite, Mexico. So fuckin hot with the sun blazing down on our entwined naked bodies and the Mexican fishermen trolling past!

You almost nailed it. Here's the next chapter in point form. -went back to in-laws and passed out on his good scotch in their wreck room. - wife angrily woke me! -changed into running shorts and deep cut muscle shirt to get out for fresh air to clear my hangover headache. -In-laws watching with hate in their eyes as I run out the door. -ran the opposite direction from his house loosing track of my turns. -found myself in front of his house anyway. -found him naked in the hot tub -stripped off and joined him . -tried to convince him and myself the 'April Fools Joke' was his trying to convince me he was toxic poz. -fucked away what was left of the morning of April 1. -neighbour's watching, one filming. I'm told he posts on Twitter, but from too far to see faces. - we finally move inside and I'm fucked in front of huge screen TV. It's the neighbour's Twitter feed with closeups of our faces, he's upgraded his equipment. Sound even captures me mocking 'Poz my straight ass. ' - just after I'm bred my fifth load the clock strikes noon. -I insist he must tell me the truth now. -poz and highly toxic while on a meds vacation. - I run off in only my shorts. -Stop at the In-laws only for car keys and my wallet. I'm thankful wife and I don't share bank accounts or credit cards as I hit the road traveling west to who knows where. Thanks for all the likes guys. I really get off on writing this stuff and your encouragement. Happy bb fucking!

We were at my wife’s parent’s for the Easter long weekend. Late Sunday afternoon I had foolishly drank two cups of ‘full test’ coffee. I was so bored with the conversation I knew I needed to do something or I’d have fallen asleep. Her parents really didn’t like me so an afternoon nap was not an option. By 11 p.m. everyone had gone to bed and was sound asleep. My wife was breathing deeply, she was dead to the world. The last thing my eyes wanted to do was close and for the past half hour I had failed to convince them otherwise. I stopped fighting them and quietly got up grabbing my jeans and t shirt. I sleep naked but figured it would be safe to get downstairs before pulling these clothes on. As I suspected their was no one around so I went to the liquor cabinet and poured myself a couple fingers of scotch. I stood at the front window sipping away and taking in the empty cul-de-sac. The booze quickly warmed me throughout and gave me a bit of a buzz. I pulled on the jeans and my sandals, threw the t over my shoulder and set out for a bit of a walk. It was unseasonably warm. The night air felt great on my bare chest and shoulders. My spirits soared as I walked and I began to regret that I hadn’t brought along another stiff drink to celebrate this feeling of freedom. About a block away from my in-laws house a Tesla Uber pulled up to the curb just ahead of me. The back door opened and I heard a resonant deep voice say; “You sure you don’t want to come in? I’d love to give you a special big tip.” I presumed it was the drivers voice that responded with a laugh; “Thanks bud, but I’m going to pass for tonight. Take care.” The passenger, a guy about my age, early thirties, emerged from the car which was now beside me. He must have just noticed me as the door closed and the Tesla sped off. “Oh, Hi. Not often a handsome guy like you is walking my street this late. What’s up?” “Oh, just visiting the in-laws down the street, couldn’t sleep. Though I’d catch some fresh air.” I responded. “Cool. I live right here.” He pointed to a nice bungalow. “Why not come in and join me for a drink?” I’m as straight as they come but have always liked the look of a fit 1970’s Tom Selick look alike. And I don’t know why it registers so high on my radar, but I noticed two or three extra button’s were open on his shirt revealing a thickly haired muscular chest. All the same I demurred. “Thanks, but I probably should get back.” “Oh, come on. You look pretty damn wide awake and I suspect nobody else is back at your in-laws. Just one drink.” I relented. He ushered me into his beautifully manicured back garden complete with a big deck and 8 person hot tub. He turned on the landscape lighting, took the lid off the hot tub and as he slipped inside encouraged me to hop on in. Again, I ignored his generous invitation and sat on a comfy deck chair. I contemplated put on my t but tossed it aside while kicking off my sandles. He soon came back out with a tray of six filled shoot glasses. His shirt was now completely open, he set the tray on a side table, removed his shirt and sat with the table between us. He passed me a shot glass and said, “I hope you like tequila.” We clinked the glasses in a toast and he said. “Chin, chin.” We chugged the tequila and the second glass was passed to me. “To chance encounters.” I toasted this time and again we quickly chugged. I was now more than tipsy and watched as he bounced out of his chair and slipped out of his pants. He stood before me stark naked with a semi-erected 8 inches, passed me the third shot glass and said, “Come join me in the tub.” I protested; “But I don’t have a swimsuit.” “Fuck that. My neighbours are all asleep. Besides they’ve seen many naked men engaged in more than a soak here.” He grinned. I gingerly got up and shyly dropped my jeans. I was quite surprised to find I was sporting a hard seven inches. I tried to cover myself as I joined him in the tub. He just laughed. “So, I take it you are gay?” I queried. “I take it you are not?” he queried back with a huge grin. “Yup.” I responded quickly. He moved over beside me and grabbed my fully erect dick. “This seems to be contradicting what you say.” His grin was from ear to ear. I just sat there and blushed. “Sit up here on the edge.” He motioned with his free hand and I was too drunk by now to protest. I sat on the edge of the tub. He opened my legs and moved in between them. He bent over and vacuumed in my boner with his luscious lips. I was instantly in boner heaven, no woman had ever done this to me. Then a light went on in his neighbour’s house and I did the best to jump away. We both sat back into the tub, but this time with no pretense to distance our naked bodies from one another. “Don’t worry, she’s seen me fuck and get fucked many times before. Besides if she wanted to watch she would have kept her light off.” “So, the stories are true.” I stated. “What stories, that we gay guys are promiscuous?” “Fuck yeah! We straight guys are jealous.” “No need to be, just learn to follow your dick.” His hand was firmly wrapped around mine again. “So how many guys have you been with in the last year, heck month?” I wondered. “How many do you think?” he fired back. “Two, maybe three?”, me. “Fuck man. There were four different guys just on Friday night alone.” “What the fuck?” I swore. “That’s nothing. 10 to 20 per week. 50 to 80 per month. Times twelve is probably over a thousand per year.” “Fuck man. You are seriously addicted.” Deep concern tinging my voice. “Addicted to cock and cum. Yup, that would be me as well as all my gay friends.” “I guess I get cock, I mean you are gay. But cum?” “Of course, preferably in the mouth or up the ass?” “Your’s or his …. Theirs …. Your mouth ... or their ass?” I was bewildered. “Both. Mostly I top, My preference is to breed them. But when the chemistry calls and I haven’t had a load in me for a while ….” “But what about condoms? Don’t you practice ‘safe sex?’” “I haven’t used one of those, or had one used in me for the last ten years. Nobody uses those anymore except you prisoner straight guys.” “So, you are telling me you have been sharing intimate bodily fluids with about 10,000 different guys?” I was astounded. “More or less.” He brushed the comment off like he was talking about what brand of toilet paper he like. “But you check before you fuck …. Um …. Get fucked don’t you?” “Why would I bother with that?” I hadn’t noticed but one of his hands had worked under my ass and a finger was starting to probe my hole. “What do you think you are doing?!” I cried as I tried to move away. His hand around my hard cock held me fast. “Finger fuckin your straight ass lad. Maybe you don’t need to stay jealous.” “I … I …. I…” stuttered from my frightened lips. He jumped out of the tub pulling me with him. He first pulled me to his bar where he poured and we gulped down two more tequila each. We dripped our way into his master bedroom and he threw me on my back on his bed. I instinctively worked my naked ass to the edge of the bed and raised my legs. ‘What the fuck was I thinking, I wasn’t, it must have been all the booze.’ His short cropped beard was soon scratching my ass hole before he started to rim me like the expert with over ten thousand notches on his belt he was. I was delirious with sexual excitement like I had never experienced before. Soon his tongue was slipping deeper and deeper in and out of my hole. “Fuck me!” I heard myself moan. He quickly stood and aimed his huge cock at my hole. It had now swollen to ten solid inches. “No, no, not literally. Not with that monster.” I panicked “And definitely not without a condom.” It was as if he calmed instantly, “So you are saying ‘if I wear a condom’ you will let me fuck your virgin straight ass?” “Um, no …. awe, no!” I should have left it at that but my drunken tonged wagged; “And you don’t have condoms anyway.” He went to his dresser, opened a top drawer and riffed through it while saying; “I might just have one here.” Why I hadn’t lowered my legs still doesn’t make sense to me. He came back with a little brown bottle in one hand and a condom package hanging out of his lips. He gave me the bottle after uncapping it and began to open the package with his teeth. “Breath that in deep, here, let me show you.” He did so, passed me the bottle, and as I snorted three in hails per nostril he stretched the rubber over his freakin big cock. Then he greased it up with Vaseline and aimed it at my hole. His words asked; “Are you sure about this?” but his eyes said you’re getting it no matter what. The rubber head breached my ass ring and I was in overwhelming pain. He coached me to breath deep and gave me more poppers. The pain continued the deeper he got. I felt I was being torn in two. His hand was over my mouth muffling my screams. He just seadily pushed on in for what felt like ten minutes. It was probably only two at most. Then it was as if something snapped inside me and the pain disappeared. I looked down and I was fully impaled. He saw the change in my face and said “Aw, ha.” As he pulled out of me he said, “Just what I thought. The condom broke, it was too small and too old.” He was already jettisoning it to the floor. Without a word he aimed back into me. I pushed him away with my feet and hands. “Not without a condom you don’t” “But you felt how much better skin on skin is when the condom broke.” “Fuck. Is that what changed so fast?” “Let me show you.” “No way …. Well maybe … but only if you can prove you are safe and you can’t do that … so” why couldn't I control my drunken tongue? “As a matter of fact I have the paperwork from my latest std tests from just last week.” “You are fucking kidding me. It’s after mid-night April fools, right?” “Looks like you are the fool.” He had retrieved them from a desk. It was hard to see in the dim light and with my boozy head but it looked like the right date and there was a red stamp across the document, “ALL CLEAR”. I rolled my eyes and soon enough his raw cock head was breaching my hole. It hurt at first, but not as much as with the rubber. And very quickly the pain transformed into pure pleasure. His huge cock was into the hilt before I remembered to blurt. “But, don’t cum in me. Please don’t cum.” “Whatever you say.” And with that he started fucking in and out of me. My moans betrayed the joy and delight I was experiencing. After a half hour and three different positions he leaned into my ear. “I’m getting close.” “Don’t stop. Please don’t stop! This is fuckin amazing!” He collapsed on top and deep inside me. I could tell by the wild look on his face and the warmth filling my gut that he was in full orgasmic state. He was pumping convulsion after rope after squirt of cum deep into me. “Fuck, just when I thought it couldn’t get better. You just bred my virgin straight ass didn’t you.” “It’s no longer, straight, nor virgin, and I didn’t just breed it, I knocked it up! April fools!” “What do you mean ‘knocked it up’?” There was a pregnant pause before I spoke again. “Haha, right, April fools. You just said that to scare the fuck out of me.” “Nope fool. The paperwork I showed you was the April fool. I borrowed it from a friend. Here is mine.” He retrieved similar papers from the desk and turned on the bedside light so I could read them easily. I don’t know where he got it from but his drivers licence was with the papers. I could confirm the name and address. HIV Poz with a huge viral load. “You just knowingly pozzed my virgin married ass?” “Like I said bud, it is no longer straight or virgin. And as for how your wife is going to deal with it being poz, that’s not my worry.” I bolted as fast as I could. I just grabbed my jeans from the back garden and was still pulling them on as I ran barefoot down the side walk. Half way down the block I stopped in my tracks, fastened my jeans and pulled up the fly. My hands first went to my head as I spun in a circle looking up into the sky. Next one of my hands reached into the back of my jeans and a finger found my sloppy hole. I pulled the finger out and licked it clean, thinking “What the fuck have I done?! What the fuck do I do now?!”

Great set up!