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Sfmike64

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  1. Giardia from rimming a hole I didn't realize was dirty. The dude was sexy AF, but I DO NOT RECOMMEND IT. I've had intestinal infections a couple times (from both sex and food) and they are DEEPLY unpleasant.
  2. Mine was similar to hntnhole's. I grew up in Champaign-Urbana, IL. A small city with a very large university. I went to the University's lab school (the weirdo school....it was GREAT). I used to go wait for the bus in the center of the campus adjacent business district. There was a bookstore there and I would wander in and browse while I waited for the bus when it was cold (and eventually when I needed new spank bank material). I noticed gay porn magazines in the huge rack of every magazine you could possibly want. They carried Numbers, Playguy, Mandate and Honcho (my favorite, what a surprise) as well as story magazines like First Hand. I initially shoplifted them (the only thing I ever shoplifted) until I risked it one day and bought one. I had finally caught on that the owner of the Little Professor Bookshop was an older gay man (I was only 15 and my gaydar was still under construction). He sold them to me ($1.95!) without a blink. It was kind of him and I became a regular customer. I wish I still had all those porn mags. Then, not long after, I discovered adult bookstores and glory holes and a PIG was made. This was so long ago that the porn was all Super 8mm film. You'd drop a quarter and the movie projector would start and run for a couple minutes while you sucked the cock in the hole. I can still hear the clicking sound seared into my brain. There was no sound on these movies (think Kansas City Trucking Co. or early William Higgins.) I learned to cruise and suck dick in those booths. At the time I didn't like getting fucked (bad experience as a younger person with an adult) so it was usually just oral.
  3. Trans guys can be so fucking hot. I always notice them because I'm really into short dudes. The shorter the better. The first time I hooked up with trans guys it was this trans couple (one thin, wiry and smooth, the other thicker and a furry cub, both about 5'4") I ate both of them out while they made out in the bed, and when I came up for air I said to them "your juices taste like pre-cum." Both of them thought this was HILARIOUS. But it was also true. 🙂 We had a really really good time. I fucked both of them a couple times. They turned out to be really nice guys, too.
  4. That generally means someone wrote it and then ended up deleting his account.
  5. Yeah, I love piss, but I'm not a fan of really rank piss or scat (or a jock that has never been washed). The IDEA of it is hotter than the reality of it. I'm also not that into getting my cock sucked. I fucking LOVE sucking dick, but can take or leave getting MY cock sucked.
  6. Don't threaten me with a good time.
  7. Another example of "you can always do more, but you CANNOT DO LESS." Remember this, kids. Like my friend who took a weed edible with 6 or 7 of us on Pink Saturday in the Castro (back when that was a thing, the night before Pride every year, a big street party). It wasn't hitting him so he ate ANOTHER brownie. And then 45 minutes later after the rest of us went home, he was in a crowded bar in SOMA and it slammed into his brain full force. He was SUPER DUPER stoned. Swore off edibles for a long time (this was before legalization so you were never quite sure how much was in there). Another time I made pot brownies and took them to Burning Man. I'd cooked the oil with the weed for two days. I knew it was going to be pretty strong, but not sure quite HOW strong. I told everyone..."take a bit and see how it affects you. I don't know how strong they are." One guy did not listen. We found him an hour later curled up under our truck in the fetal position, high off his ass. He was fine the next day (and came by to thank us for taking care of him). Too bad, he was cute, and I would've fucked him. But not in that condition!
  8. So HOT. Front or back hole?
  9. I don't. But not because I don't like it. Because it tends to give me diarrhea. SO not cute at a sex party. So I usually let people piss in my mouth but don't swallow it to avoid...unpleasantness. 😝
  10. When we were in Italy a few years ago we went to a bar in Milan (where we watched Eurovision!) and you had to buy a membership to get in. It was odd. I seem to recall it was 3-4 euros.
  11. I didn't say anything about nurses. I said you're a fucking whore. But it's not like that's a BAD thing. What kind of monster do you think I am?
  12. Is there anywhere you haven't been a whore?
  13. Knife goes in! Guts come out! That's what Osaka Fish Concern is all about!
  14. OINK OINK OINK. Most of the time guys look at me and want Daddy to fuck them. But sometimes Daddy needs to get knocked up like a whore.
  15. Since I'm older now and guys always want Daddy to fuck them, for me, the fantasy is being gang banged by a bunch of hot jock boys. A baseball or hockey team would work. One of them would be my son and he loves whoring out his Dad to his teammates.
  16. Another challenge. Damn. You keep throwing down the gauntlet.
  17. I went to Club Church once about 10 years ago and had a blast. Not as a cumdump, but....
  18. Yes, I've ordered cialis from India. But if you do this, it can be a crapshoot.
  19. Sign me up for that.
  20. Yeah, seriously guys....DO NOT DO THIS. It's incredibly dangerous. You could give yourself alcohol poisoning easily. It's not worth the risk.
  21. If I've said this before, forgive me. When I first got together with my ex (around 1988) he asked me how many guys I had had sex with. I had no idea. I discovered adult bookstores at 16. Joe knew exactly how many guys he'd slept with. Conversely, I knew exactly how many times I'd been to confession (around 4 if I recall correctly). He had no idea. I soon helped him get more slutty. Neither one of us ever went to confession again. 🙂
  22. Husband sends his wife out to turn tricks to pay the rent. She comes back with $20 in quarters (that would be 25 cents). Him "what the hell? Who paid you in quarters?" Her: "All of them!"
  23. Sucking off my boy J a few years ago before I fucked him.
  24. This is such a fucking hot story, especially since it's true. Hope he enjoys his gang rapings.
  25. Don't worry, more is coming. It's Southern Decadence this weekend (and I started a new job) but I'll try to get another installment out this week.
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