TIRED of size queens

[Phallarchist]

14 hours ago, poptronic said:

thick 7.5 inch

That's several standard deviations above any reported norm I've seen, e.g. [think before following links] https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/health/sdut-penis-length-study-2015mar02-story.html%3f_amp=true

Maybe one in a thousand online profiles I've seen actually requires 8" or more.

[Guest]

Forget size, I'm tired of guys who can't stay hard!! Then they start blaming it on you. You're too tight. You're not letting me in. Blah Blah. 

The guy who flooded me right before you arrived had no problem. Lay off the poppers. Lay off the alcohol. And if you're so worried or feeling guilty about cheating on your wife you shouldn't be here in the first place. 

Edited May 12, 2021 by CumdumpDad

[ErosWired]

7 hours ago, CumdumpDad said:

Lay off the poppers.

^^^^^ So much this.

Ah, they don’t affect me like that, I use ‘em all the time. They get me rock-hard.

Famous last words. No, Sir, you are not somehow magically immune to the vasodilating effects of the amyl nitrites. If you were, you wouldn’t feel anything when you sniff them. The fact that you do means that your blood vessels expand and tissues react like everyone else’s and there’s every chance you could lose your hard-on. In your ten-second poppered-up haze with the blood rushing through your now wide-open vessels may think you’ve got a raging rod of steel between your legs, but from my ass-up perspective it seems a lot like you’re trying to penetrate me with a noodle.

If you’re going to penetrate me with noodles, I’d much rather you used my mouth. If the poppers eventually wear off I can have your cannoli for dessert.  🙂

[kiwiguyuk]

There's a twink on Grindr that messages me every couple of weeks. Hides his face but his profile is full of "nobody message me unless you're over 9 Inches" comments and wording, have told him repeatedly I don't meet his criteria and i'm not interested,, yet every couple of weeks he sends and message or a tap. Even blocking the profile doesn't work as he creates new ones.

 

While I can certainly appreciate the lust for cock, I find it annoying when you get fussy size queens who are so rigid that they will only take a XL dick, but at the same time constantly message guys that don't meet their criteria.

[Guest]

20 hours ago, ErosWired said:

^^^^^ So much this.

Ah, they don’t affect me like that, I use ‘em all the time. They get me rock-hard.

Famous last words. No, Sir, you are not somehow magically immune to the vasodilating effects of the amyl nitrites. If you were, you wouldn’t feel anything when you sniff them. The fact that you do means that your blood vessels expand and tissues react like everyone else’s and there’s every chance you could lose your hard-on. In your ten-second poppered-up haze with the blood rushing through your now wide-open vessels may think you’ve got a raging rod of steel between your legs, but from my ass-up perspective it seems a lot like you’re trying to penetrate me with a noodle.

If you’re going to penetrate me with noodles, I’d much rather you used my mouth. If the poppers eventually wear off I can have your cannoli for dessert.  🙂

Exactly!

[fskn]

5 hours ago, kiwiguyuk said:

There's a twink on Grindr that messages me every couple of weeks. Hides his face but his profile is full of "nobody message me unless you're over 9 Inches" comments and wording, have told him repeatedly I don't meet his criteria and i'm not interested,, yet every couple of weeks he sends and message or a tap. Even blocking the profile doesn't work as he creates new ones.

While I can certainly appreciate the lust for cock, I find it annoying when you get fussy size queens who are so rigid that they will only take a XL dick, but at the same time constantly message guys that don't meet their criteria.

I hate this, and some "fussy" guys do it even when traits that don't meet their expectations are written in my profile or shown in my public pics.

Engaging with these people is never worth it. Even though they initiated, they'll get mad at you when you point out that you don't meet their criteria. Repeatedly blocking, though it's annoying, seems to be the fastest way out.

To save time, I also tend to block a guy who asks me for additional information or pics when his own profile is not filled out and he has no public pics.

One guy asked for my location (my distance is shown, and my city is named in my profile) but got mad when I replied "see profile 😉" and politely asked his location (distance hidden, no city mentioned in profile).

My guess is that non-reciprocal or unreasonably "fussy" Grindr users get more satisfaction from confirming that no one likes them or no one else lives up to their criteria, than from actually meeting people. Some might have the same psychological blocks as "incels". If anything, I feel sorry for them.

[kiwiguyuk]

1 hour ago, fskn said:

I hate this, and some "fussy" guys do it even when traits that don't meet their expectations are written in my profile or shown in my public pics.

Engaging with these people is never worth it. Even though they initiated, they'll get mad at you when you point out that you don't meet their criteria. Repeatedly blocking, though it's annoying, seems to be the fastest way out.

To save time, I also tend to block a guy who asks me for additional information or pics when his own profile is not filled out and he has no public pics.

One guy asked for my location (my distance is shown, and my city is named in my profile) but got mad when I replied "see profile 😉" and politely asked his location (distance hidden, no city mentioned in profile).

My guess is that non-reciprocal or unreasonably "fussy" Grindr users get more satisfaction from confirming that no one likes them or no one else lives up to their criteria, than from actually meeting people. Some might have the same psychological blocks as "incels". If anything, I feel sorry for them.

Oh yeah, i'm happy to block them it's just tiresome when they keep making new profiles and keep sending the same messages. I feel like if you are one of those people who are 9"+ only then maybe you should let the tops come to you instead of wasting everyone else's time and patience. Unless it's as you say and they're looking for the defeatist side of things.

[AirmaxUK]

7 hours ago, kiwiguyuk said:

There's a twink on Grindr that messages me every couple of weeks. Hides his face but his profile is full of "nobody message me unless you're over 9 Inches" comments and wording, have told him repeatedly I don't meet his criteria and i'm not interested,, yet every couple of weeks he sends and message or a tap. Even blocking the profile doesn't work as he creates new ones.

 

While I can certainly appreciate the lust for cock, I find it annoying when you get fussy size queens who are so rigid that they will only take a XL dick, but at the same time constantly message guys that don't meet their criteria.

Personally I think putting hard criteria like 'must be over 9 inches' or 'must be under 45' in a profile is counter productive as it puts guys off who might otherwise be an awesome shag.  I wonder if guys like your Grindr Twink write their profiles with what they want their ideal hookup to be like, but in the absence of perfection, they'll settle for something a little less?

The other thing is, particularly on fetish sites like Recon or NKP when people make a 'list' of things they're into it can work two ways - reading the list you might see one or two things you're not into and think it's not a match. That's a negative way of looking at these things... I look at the list and think, hey we match six out of ten things, so we can have plenty of fun.  But I think I'm in the minority here...? 

It reminds me of a personal development workshop on CVs sometime ago where we were advised to write what we want to do or can do, not what we are currently doing. If you're growing, you don't want a job doing the same thing as you're currently doing, you need a CV that stretches you but with out being fictional.  Is that what's going on with online profiles too?

[downtownswallow]

For me, the Top's skill is most important.   I've been approached by Tops that believe their dick is magical because of its size and that every Bottom should swoon and spread.  Some of them were very inept and didn't deserve another chance.  The best Top I've ever had is an older man endowed with 6 inches, moderate girth and the most beautiful mushroom head.  I melt whenever he's in me.

[JamesL100]

When I was still on Recon and had 'sometimes' I used to get loads of contacts from 'always' safe guys wanting bareback fucks.
So I learnt that horny men will be flexible!

[LetsPOZBreed]

"It's not the size of the ship, but it's the motion of the ocean"  😄  

I don't engage with guys like this either.  I certainly don't send the first message; if they engage first, then I'm polite, but upfront that I don't meet their "criteria".  As a vers bottom, though, this doesn't happen to me very often.  I don't mind topping a guy once in a while, but overaggressiveness in either role is a big put-off for me.  

[ErosWired]

4 hours ago, AirmaxAndy said:

The other thing is, particularly on fetish sites like Recon or NKP when people make a 'list' of things they're into it can work two ways - reading the list you might see one or two things you're not into and think it's not a match. That's a negative way of looking at these things... I look at the list and think, hey we match six out of ten things, so we can have plenty of fun.  But I think I'm in the minority here...? 

It’s like using AND or OR in boolean searches. If something has to be This AND This AND That to be chosen, it’s a lot less likely than if it has to be This OR This OR That. Most are probably expecting readers to look at the list like (This AND This) OR That and aren’t expecting to be selected on the basis of (This OR This) NOT That. There might be a few, however, who really are using it as a filter to try to find that one-in-a-million perfect match for all their criteria, but the more criteria you add, the more exponentially difficult it becomes.

Me, I get a hotel room or a room in a bathhouse, prop my ass up, leave the door open and take pot luck. Then I take That Cock AND That Cock AND That Cock AND...

[bbinbpark]

I've definitely broadened my horizons cause I want the fuck and cum more than not. I'm tired of size queens because I get hit up all the time by them when I'm not up to top or get sucked. I almost need to change my ad to reflect that I'll hit up bottoms when I want to top. 

[TallHungNYC]

I'm completely the opposite - if a guy has a big dick, I get nervous about my ability to take it.  (Which is obviously self-fulfilling since anxiety makes me clamp shut).

I feel bad that those size queen bottoms are missing out on really good fucks.  If that's their thing, then more power to them, but to me it seems limiting.  Of the top 10 fucks of my life, i wouldn't say any of them were with guys with huge cocks.   
 

What I hate is when guys try to convince me to top because I have a big cock.  I might top in a flip fuck situation if the urge strikes, but you repeatedly saying "I've just gotta try it" is not getting this head any closer to your hole.  
 

The best is when someone tells me that being a big dicked bottom is "a waste".  Maybe for your hole, buddy, but it sure looks damn good swinging between my legs as I stroll through the locker room.   And ask those straight guys staring if they think it's a "waste" too.  
 

 

[Leather69]

The biggest cock that I ever saw was in Melbourne (Australia) in 1983.. all of 12 inches.. he was only 24 and was a pro but a great fuck bottom).. for me (at no cost). This was pre cialis etc and the poor kid had a huge problem of getting hard.. when he did it was magnificent..Would love to know where he is now...