What was your fastest hookup ever?

[Guest descartes70817]

Quickest from meet up to hook up would be I was hanging out in the street one night when a cab dropped off a hospitality worker, who for whatever reason wolf-whistled at me as he approached me. I asked him if he meant the whistle for me but he passed it off as mistaking me for a friend of his. Even so he gave me a cigarette and we chatted while we smoked. Once I finished my cigarette I said I had somewhere to go but as I turned he groped my now extremely hard cock, and moments later we were naked in his bed. From meet to meat in around 3 minutes.

[bbmarried]

I was having lunch in the food court in the local mall, I had one of my most revealing outfits on with my ass hanging out of it. As soon as I finished my last bite a guy, I never met, came over, sat down and asked me to meet him in the men's room. We got up together, I followed him into the biggest stall, pulled down my shorts and he rammed his stiff cock into me. OMFG!!!! It was amazing. He was reading my mind and dumped his hot load deep inside. It took only seconds, but it was one of my most exciting experiences. I never saw him again 😞

[reliableslut]

Palm springs resort pool.  Daddy staring lustfully at me.  We struck up a brief conversation.  Less than 5 minutes later, I was in his suite getting pounded  

[mascjock8guy]

Several years ago I traveled with two friends to Ibiza for a week followed by three days in Barcelona.  On our first day in Barcelona we went shopping at the Zara flagship store near Plaça de Catalunya.  As we arrived in the men's clothing section, I immediately noticed a hot young Spanish guy (light brown hair, blue eyes, olive skin) about 50 feet away who saw me looking at me and grabbed his crotch.  After cruising each other for a couple of minutes, he walked by and said something to me in Spanish. then headed towards the exit.  I caught up with him in front of the store.  He was surprised that I was an American (probably expected me to be German).  My Spanish is limited to menu items, but luckily he understood enough English to get that my hotel was nearby.

Less than 10 minutes after he grabbed his crotch at Zara, he's fucking me bareback with his 7" uncut beer can thick cock.  We had to be quick but still he breeded me twice and stayed rock hard the whole time.  Afterwards, we exchanged email addresses; his name was Manel (Catalan version of Manuel).

That fall, I returned to Barcelona for five days with a different friend.  Before we left L.A., I emailed Manel with our itinerary and hotel info, but he never responded  On our second night there, my friend and I went to Sauna Casanova until 6am and then crashed at the hotel room.  At 7am the front desk called to say that I had a visitor named Manel; I told them to let him in.  Manel breeded both of us before rushing off at 7:45am.  Two nights later, my friend and I got back to the hotel room at 5am after playing around in the dark room at the Metro club; at 7am the phone rings and Manel stops by to breed both of us before rushing off at 7:45am again.

I haven't been back to Barcelona since.  Manel and I kept in tough for a few years.  I found out later that when we first met, he was just 17 (fortunately the age of consent in Spain is 16).  That fall he was attending college in Barcelona and came by to fuck before his 8am class.  Eventually he married a woman and they had two children together. 

[Bokkierob]

I've got a much younger fuck buddy. He is so fukkin hot with a beautiful ass. He gets me so hard. He likes being fucked doggy. I mount him, press my cock on his hole and push into him. By the time I'm balls deep, about 20 seconds later I'm pumping my seed into him. Luckily for me he takes it as. compliment. If I wanna fuck him for more then 30 seconds I've gotta cum in his mouth first.

[DarkroomTaker]

Xmas day.. took my old lady out for Xmas lunch at a posh hotel. Sat down facing a family. Noticed a fellow toilet cruser who I have sucked off previous times.

He was sat with wife, 3 sons, his mother.

I excused myself with my old lady, went to the toilet in hotel..

He followed, walked in, pants down, i sucked him, he bent me over and fucked me fast, zipped up, said thanks mate and left, I returned back to my table. He was sat with his family and gave me a wink and smile. I was sat with his fresh spunk in my arse during  Xmas dinner. I recon it wss about 8 minutes in all.

[travelingbi]

I think one of the most sudden, unexpected and fast experiences happened to me coming out of an adult sex shop a few years ago.
I had spent an entire afternoon at this sex shop sucking dick and getting fucked. I started out in the porn theater. After sucking off several guys in the theater, I went into the video arcade and sucked off several more cocks in the video booths. One guy even bent me over and planted a load in my ass. I had decided to leave and head home after about 3 hours of fun.

As I exited the store, out into the bright afternoon Las Vegas sunlight, I stopped at the door to let my eyes adjust to the bright light. Just then a white cargo van entered the parking lot. I noticed the van slow and the guy looked at me as he slowly passed. As soon as he passed I continued out into the lot towards my car. I could see the van slowly go to the back of the lot and he flashed his brake lights a few times. Then he slowly turned to the left and disappeared behind the sex shop building. I knew there was another parking lot back there that was usually empty, once the warehouse behind it had closed for the day. I had the feeling that this guy had flashed his brake lights as a signal. So, I got into my car and rather than turn left to leave the lot, I turned right and slowly drove behind the building to find the white van backed up to the brick wall on the far side of the lot. I slowly drove in front of him and looked his direction. He flashed his headlights at me. So, I swung my car around and pulled up alongside him. I rolled my window down and he did the same.

After a few seconds of "small talk", he invited me to come sit in his van to talk. I got out of my car, walked over to his van and hopped into the passenger seat. He had his hard cock sticking out of his jeans and was stroking a rather large, uncut dick. He was a scruffy looking, long haired guy. This was obviously his work van. The back was filled with tools, pieces of pipe and building materials. 
I reached over to his hard cock and stroked it a bit. He pulled my head down onto his cock. I sucked him for a few minutes, even though it was an awkward situation. Then he said, "Let's get in the back. He slid between the seats into the back of the van. He pulled a fluffy quilt that he had rolled up in a corner and spread it across the metal floor of the van. I climbed back there, then he pulled some draperies across to block people from seeing into the van from the front. The back had no windows. It was quite dark, but I could see him removing his pants and underwear. I took my pants off and pulled my t-shirt off. I went back to sucking his cock. He leaned over me and massaged my asshole. He could feel the lube and cum that made my hole slick. 

"Have you already got a load in you?" he asked.

"Yeah. One load in my ass. And several down my throat." I replied.

"On your knees." he demanded.
I got on my hands and knees. My ass facing him. He leaned forward and began to eat my cum filled ass. Soon he knelt behind me, spit on my hole a few times and spit on his cock a few times. I reached for my pants and pulled my poppers out of my pocket. I took a few drags on the poppers as he slid up inside me in one, quick thrust.

He grabbed me around the waist and slammed in and out of me. He was rough, hard and fast. I was grunting as his thrusts were slamming the air from my lungs. I don't think he pounded me for longer than 2 minutes before I heard him softly groan and I could tell he was filling my ass with his load. Just as he was cumming, his phone rang. He pulled his still dripping cock from my cummy hole as he reached for his phone.

"Hi honey. What's up? Uhh ha........ Uhh ha..... Yeah, I'll stop and pick it up. I just leaving now. I won't be long. Are the kids home? Uhh ha.......... Well, I'll be home shortly. Love you."

I'm dressing as he's talking. "My wife. Sorry."

"No problem." I say.

I'm now dressed. I climb back into the front of the van and reach for the door. 

"Thanks", I said.

"Anytime", he said, as I left and got back in my car.

Probably less than 10 minutes had passed from the time I walked out of the porn shop and the time I climbed out of his van and back into my car with his load in my ass. It was a nice, quick finale to my afternoon of porn shop sex. 

[Guest Footprints]

ha! fastest hookup! I blow a guy in a glory hole and he cum in 1 second. Literally 1 second. Before I can react, he's gone left me with a mouthful cum.

[LittleCumSewer]

I have had lots of guys shove their cock in me and literally blow their load into me straight away. usually happens in a ganging situation where the guy was jerking off watching other guys breed me, then when they get a turn to ram their bare cock into my hot cumsoaked hole they can't hold back. just shoot it in me then pull out and leave usually without a word

[crawford912]

2 minutes ago, LittleCumSewer said:

I have had lots of guys shove their cock in me and literally blow their load into me straight away. usually happens in a ganging situation where the guy was jerking off watching other guys breed me, then when they get a turn to ram their bare cock into my hot cumsoaked hole they can't hold back. just shoot it in me then pull out and leave usually without a word

Yeah, I've had guys cum as soon as they slide in.... one guy, was his first time bareback... Literally came as he entered me, and then was spent. 30 seconds total hookup, from mee letting him in to seeing him out.

[Harryass]

For me it was my first guy I met him on squirt and came over bent me over and after three strokes he came in me! It was great!

[Close2MyBro]

I used to have a fuck bud who was a married guy who's wife kept tabs on him all day long. He would text me, tell me to have my ass up and lubed up ready for him on the edge of the bed... i'd buzz him into my building and he'd come up (already hard) stick his dick in my ass, pump a couple of minutes, blow is load, zip up and leave. All under five minutes, which is about all the time he could spare to make it home when his wife was expecting him.

[leatherpunk16]

In my mid-30s, I used to see this guy who would occasionally turn up on my cam page. He lived locally and supported my early porn efforts, and we screwed occasionally. I remember one time I was in his neighbourhood, and after a quick text, I was driving to his house. I got there, we promptly went downstairs, and he got on his knees facing away from me. Bent over, and I put my dick in his hole. He had only a few minutes while his man was out, and we worried we could be caught, so this had to be fast. I forced myself to pump a load in him after only a couple minutes, and when it was over, I was back outside and rushing to my car. We hardly said more than a few words to each other. 

Not a great fuck, but a hole is a hole sometimes.

[find91]

Met this one dude online who was chasing me for months. We finally are both available to meet. I told him to be face down ass up when I get their. When I arrive he was how I ordered him to be. I start rimming him for like 2 min, then he came. Was a bit of a let down. 

[travelingbi]

22 hours ago, hunjng said:

ha! fastest hookup! I blow a guy in a glory hole and he cum in 1 second. Literally 1 second. Before I can react, he's gone left me with a mouthful cum.

I think it's funny when some guys cum almost immediately when you put your mouth on their dicks. I find that happens sometimes with a str8 guy, that doesn't have much, if any experience with another guy. 

I had a married guy shortly before the Covid lockdown that I did at an xxxVideoBooth. I sucked him for a few moments. But I could tell he was going have a "hair trigger" and cum real fast. So, I did my best to "edge" him to keep him from cumming. But he had a really nice, long and thick dick. I made the mistake of asking him if he wanted to fuck me. Initially, he said, "No. I don't fuck guys". But he soon was so horny that he said, "Ok. Let me fuck you."

I stood up, pulled my pants to my ankles and bent over, bracing myself on the chair that was bolted to the floor. He spit on my ass and slid his big cock up into me. I swear, he only slid in and out of me 2 times before he groaned and shot his load inside my ass. 

He apologized for cumming so quickly. But said he was just too horny to hold it any longer. I was disappointed that the fuck was so short.  But, I hope he'll now be into fucking guys.