What annoys you most about gay porn.

[Guest]

9 hours ago, Ieatcumholes said:

YES!!!! So many times I have wished the camera person pulled out to show the top's ass as he's fucking the bottom. (Some of those tops have HOT and FUCKABLE asses!) Or pull out so I can see the bottom's feet. (Yes, I have a (not so) secret foot fetish.)  (Yes, I realize the issue may be the editing process and not the filming process!)

Close up on ass/cock can be hot! Except when it's not! Then I need to see something ELSE! Or I hit the FFWD button!

The problem IS that there is no one-size-fits-all porn! Until they figure out how to implement what I suggested earlier around tagging each performer so that you can watch all action a particular person is involved in or all oral action or all anal action, porn is not going to please everyone!

Ass/cock shot is fine but so many porn out there are shot in a way that’s all they show you, 80% of the scene. I want to see the whole picture. I want to see top’s body fucking, I want to see the bottoms face, I want to see body movement, I want to see. The hottest thing about sex isn’t just the fucking but body movement, facial expressions, verbal and on verbal communication. Porn these days are just not taking into that account. I can’t get hot with a 5 minute scene of just seeing top’s cock in an ass. It’s boring 

[BadInBrooklyn]

Recently I'm noticing a lot of porn featuring guys with really bad tattoos.   I'm not into tattoos, but most at least don't turn me off.  Recently saw a vid with a top who had "don't cry out loud" written on his ass!  WTF?!!!  And so many other with tats that look like they were done by a third grader in the back of a moving pick-up truck.

[ericnl]

I hate it when the top pulls out and shoot his cum over an ass. If you fuck a guy you leave your cum deep inside. Unfortunately that rules out most bareback videos as it somehow is mandatory to shoot your cum outside of the ass you were fucking. If I see a scene where the top really breeds his bottom I can cum in seconds myself. Nothing hotter than seeing a top pull out and his cum starts to leak out. 

Another thing that makes me puke is seeing a scene where their faces are constantly grimacing to fake how horny they are. If they are also constantly looking into the camera chances are I can buy a new TV as something heavy was thrown through the screen. 

OMG, I'm on a roll now.... I also hate overly muscle queens, give me a grubby normal guy every time instead of a man that is more obsessed with his muscles than the scene he's doing. If he also has shaven his fur I think he deserves to be banned jailed for life, the only thing that can interest me in a muscle fairy is when he is hairy! 

And that conclude the votes of the Dutch jury..... 🤣

[VersGuyAnon]

Bareback porn that isn't bareback and inane conversation.

[pervinmt]

On 7/6/2022 at 7:57 PM, Ieatcumholes said:

 (Yes, I have a (not so) secret foot fetish.) 

You loved my long hair, so what do you think of my feet? 

[pervinmt]

Another thing that bothers me in porn is when the bottom is supposed to be so "innocent" and "pure" but when they get naked they have tattoos. It really takes away from the fantasy aspect of it.

[ErosWired]

8 hours ago, pervinmt said:

Another thing that bothers me in porn is when the bottom is supposed to be so "innocent" and "pure" but when they get naked they have tattoos. It really takes away from the fantasy aspect of it.

Some tattoos might not necessarily belie a pure heart; a dove, a cross, an angel, a Star of David, if not ostentatious, might actually enhance the fantasy for some by reinforcing the idea of purity with visual symbolism.

It could admittedly get confusing though, if you had a guy tatted on his left ass cheek with “Fuck Me” and his right with “In Jesus’ Name”.

[an0nt0p]

What annoys me is that it's hard to find good anon stuff. 

[Guest]

26 minutes ago, JS75 said:

 

[viking8x6]

On 7/12/2022 at 10:39 AM, ErosWired said:

It could admittedly get confusing though, if you had a guy tatted on his left ass cheek with “Fuck Me” and his right with “In Jesus’ Name”.

Perhaps "For God's Sake" on the left and "Cum In Me Bro" on the right?

[myDNA4u]

On 6/26/2022 at 9:04 AM, PozCockOnly said:

Stupid fucking dialogue or overly vocal men who insist on asking the bottom questions the entire time.

Music, any kind. Fuck off. 

Condoms - instant skip from me.

Pulling out and cumming anywhere but gut deep in an ass.

Bingo. 

[hungry_hole]

On 4/26/2022 at 10:07 PM, BlackDude said:

1. Pulling out

Pulling out doesn't happens now in real life. It was something common and sometimes expected before Meds and PrEP. But in the last 10 years I've never had a guy pull out.

I prefer to see the breeding and then the cum leaking out, like in real life.

[Barebacksletje]

I have several rules for gay porn. No condom ever. If I see one, I turn of the vid. It really isn't horny. 

I am making my playlist with all the porn I love. 

This means real gay porn, with tops an bottom sluts who really love porn. Not pornstarts with a fake, I love porn, smile. 

And indeed there is alot of pulling out in gay porn. 

Just suck the cock untill hard, look at it and worship it and then the hard fucking should start. The cock shoud enter the hole entirely, pulled out entirely and rammed back in again. Some shots of the tops and bottoms bodies should be included as well as a good ass licking. With the tongue entering the hole Back to the ass cock pounding. Showing a gape as well and then finally the breeding. No pulling out...The bottom should push the cum out. 

 

[hntnhole]

First aversion, as so well stated by Barebacksletje above:  condoms in porn billed as raw.  

Second, and more disappointing than an aversion:  Tops who only use half their Cock as they rut.  For Whatever's sake - use your entire Cock - that's what it's there for.  Learn your craft, porn starlets.

 

[ErosWired]

2 hours ago, hntnhole said:

Second, and more disappointing than an aversion:  Tops who only use half their Cock as they rut. 

Perhaps the bottom’s lack of skill is the issue rather than the Top’s. From my very limited experience of the handful of times I ever tried Topping, one thing I remember is that I would consistently find that once inside I would feel as though I had stuck my cock into a jar with a narrow opening - the only real friction was around the opening. Not that I ever was or will be a skilled Top, but I can see how, if a bottom has no skill or training using interior muscles to work the cock along its whole length, the Top might feel obliged to concentrate the thrusting of the cockhead around the opening in order to get enough friction.