What annoys you most about gay porn.

[hntnhole]

How about THIS ??? 

We get our fantastic Owner to pick a date, time, place, and we get some film company of very questionable scruples, and film all of us doing what we do best.  There could be a voice-over, explaining the various techniques in the most lewd-possible terms, pointing out specific attributes of the participants (also in the most perverted terms, of course), counting the loads (or, just use the magic markers, like in the old porn vids).  Obviously, we'd have to pony up some dough for the expenses, and the price could be padded a bit to help those with fewer pecuniary options.  

Some of us that live in more heavily queer areas could go door-to-door - maybe 4,5 to a group, and peddle tickets (depending on who answers the knock on the door, obviously).  And, we wouldn't be allowed to take a BreedBreak until we'd sold X number of tickets !!!  

I guess it's "Friday Afternoon Horniness" coming up with all this ... All you guys have a pervectly filthy weekend of it !!! 

It's all about Cock/Hole/Sperm

[hntnhole]

12 minutes ago, badjujuboy said:

decent boots

Does Wesco even offer lace-up Boots? None of mine are ....

[gingerdaddyG]

14 minutes ago, badjujuboy said:

All the above! Plus, as a matter of preference, take that stupid baseball cap off! That and socks  annoy the fuck out of me and I’ll turn it off immediately and delete it if I’ve downloaded it.

One more thing…  if you’re in leather gear, wear some decent boots and make sure they are laced up correctly. The harness needs to be tight and not hanging. 

Yes!  Hate baseball caps and socks (white ones in particular for some reason!)

[Guest]

I didn't read through all of the comments, so maybe this was mentioned already: bad acting. I don't expect sex workers to be actors, and if they have great acting skills, even better. But when lines are delivered like a junior high production of Hairspray, I tune out and move on to something else. 

[LetsPOZBreed]

Obviously high participants....that glossed over look in their eyes while they make the same half-ass sound over and over again.

Guys putting no effort into it; phoning it in just for a paycheck.

Participants who clearly do not click with one another (see above for the side-effect of that)

I'm not into feet, so I couldn't care less about socks being kept on...but for God's sake, TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!

[wow456]

Music, I want to hear man sex.

[Guest]

On 4/27/2022 at 9:54 PM, TheSRQDude said:

With apologies to StickyWetHole for borrowing his format.

Hey,

Please promise me you’ll never again apologize if you’ve done nothing wrong.

And there is only one bigger compliment than the one you just gave me and that’s fucking me if ever in Philly.

- jga 

[AlwaysOpen]

I guess reality can fuck up a good gay fuck movie, but every single one I have ever seen-- especially the "straight seduction lured into an alley, or the hitch hiker  who gets a ride and then ridden by 20 men" all have spotless ass chutes. C'mon, I work an hour to be spotless 3 feet up, these guys come off the ass-embly line ready for a long weekend. I don't need to see the process, but it really has put some unreal expectations on bottoms always hosed, ready and immaculate. Couldn't they shove a finger in, say boy, you need to be hosed out, and then allude to it at least- or bring in some piss play to solve the sanitation issue?

Who has nasty wild sex AND white leather sofas, chairs, rugs etc? Some of the porn producers ought to visit the real gay apartment or home away from west Hollywood. Chux under the sling, a pile of microfiber shop towels near the sling, on the bed, where ever they might be needed. Paper towels.. an old sheet tossed over the real bedding to ward off ruining the mattress. 

As for me, I personally do not care for gay porn on during play. It can be distracting, - who wants the top more involved in the movie than your 2nd sphincter?? And as others have mentioned- most of the guys in these vids are not newbies  and definitely not virgins, so why do they feel the need to make all that moaning and groaning as the top eases a finger thru their prolapsed ass lips and begins the scene?  And, I (unfortunately) once was at a sex club and they were filming a porno there at the same time- out in the main bar area. The guy who was supposed to bottom no showed, the guy who was the top was able to get someone sitting at the bar to volunteer to hop in the sling. Nothing was comfortable in the whole filming process- camera guys were chain smoking while giving direction and hand cam filming, the guy in the sling was def not the right choice; last minute or not. And the top couldn't stay hard, so the one camera guy pulls out a squeeze bottle with yogurt in it, explains how to palm it and then fake an orgasm and squirt yogurt on the guys stomach. I think the only part of that that actually ended up happening was the yogurt on the belly-  it reminded me of when Dorothy looked behind the curtain and discovered the Wizard  wasn't all "that" lol.

[badjujuboy]

6 hours ago, hntnhole said:

Does Wesco even offer lace-up Boots? None of mine are ....

To clarify… good decent boots not cheap boots that look more like basic black hightop sneaker style crap that you see. Wescos work.  😀

[BannedWord]

On 4/28/2022 at 1:25 AM, ejaculaTe said:

• Related to the deficient dialog issue is the bottom whose vocabulary of erotic words is limited to fuck, delivered at various volumes and tone and supplemented by an occasional interjection. Tops don't get a pass on this count either; an actor who played in several Active Duty videos repeatedly uttered the same phrase whenever he was nailing a guy, and he did so in every video I saw (5 of them). 

And the alternate could be the dialog from When Harry Met Sally:

• 'Do it to me, Sheldon.' 'You're an animal, Sheldon.' 'Ride me, big Sheldon.'

Hey, at least I'd get a great laugh from the dialogue. 🤣

Edited April 30, 2022 by TheSRQDude
emphasis

[BannedWord]

4 hours ago, StickyWetHole said:

Please promise me you’ll never again apologize if you’ve done nothing wrong.

Whoops. Sorry for saying sorry. 🤣😂
Just trying to keep it entertaining. And I'll definitely give a shout if I'm ever back in Philly.

 

[BannedWord]

3 hours ago, AlwaysOpen said:

Who has nasty wild sex AND white leather sofas, chairs, rugs etc? Some of the porn producers ought to visit the real gay apartment or home away from west Hollywood. Chux under the sling, a pile of microfiber shop towels near the sling, on the bed, where ever they might be needed. Paper towels.. an old sheet tossed over the real bedding to ward off ruining the mattress. 

I think if I was watching a Gay Porn Film version of a crack house, that might be a bit too much reality. I agree that the white leather couches are way overdone and in every single movie it seems, but If I had to watch the seedier side of what a real apartment looks like, it could get rather depressing. Not there to watch something that will make me want to open a vein. 

[TwinkChaserSlut]

On 4/26/2022 at 8:35 PM, Barebackpiggy said:

I have a love/hate relationship with gay porn, the only type I watch. No cunts in my porn.

I hate 99% of it, absolute garbage, and that's because I'm only turned on if it's real. Anything with porn stars, an obvious cameraman and it's a no-no for me.

Though I think my biggest gripe is all the dubbing on porn. Total turn off when the grunts and groans are obviously not coming from the participants.

So, what pisses you off with gay porn? Just curious. 

 

 

I prefer amateur porn too. I prefer watching one cumdump getting popped by multiple tops. I don't like to watch multiple bottoms in the same scene. I like to see tops pumping jizz deep inside, no pullouts. I like verbal too. I used to watch Sketchysex.com until I realized that many scenes are cut away when the tops are nutting only to find out that they inject fake cum in the bottoms' asses. I always raised an eyebrow when I saw the humongous fake-looking loads squeezed out but assumed it was all real. Then I researched it & discovered the truth. I'm sure some bottoms get the real impregnation onscreen but I think most are fake, and that's a REAL turnoff!!!

[ErosWired]

11 hours ago, AlwaysOpen said:

Who has nasty wild sex AND white leather sofas, chairs, rugs etc? Some of the porn producers ought to visit the real gay apartment or home away from west Hollywood.

I suspect this has less to do with an assumption about gay interior design and more to do with the visual contrast in the frame. A body is going to feature in greater visual focus when set against a lighter, relatively featureless surface, and white provides the sharpest contrast, even more so than black, which would tend to absorb the lighting.

Also, while your point about the real objects one would find in a gay room related to sex, the more clutter in the frame, the more visual distraction. The director wants your eyes on the bodies in motion, not wandering around making observations like Oh, I see they use cloth towels instead of paper for wiping up - they must have to do an extra load of laundry.

[Guest]

I would say the guys that write the script for the movie you need to get new screenwriters have to watch porn with the sound off cuz it's always oh fuck fuck yeah fuck me fuck me always the same thing it's almost like watching a Godzilla movie sometimes don't know if this soundtrack is very good or not but the Cox asses and everything else is great but the screenwriting Tunisia advance it a little bit LOL