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Hi guys. Not evryone is into shit compared to breeding. And we all have our ways to clean ass. Some turn me on, some not...A lot off warm (almost hot) water...What's your trick? maybe we all can learn from all tricks posted here.

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Personally, I use a douche bulb fill with cool to tepid water, coat the small nozzle tube with lube, insert it up my hole while crouching over the toilet bowl, and squeeze the bulb as much as possible. Just the once. Hold it in while I refill the bulb for the next round. Stand up and then sit over the toilet bowl again and relax my hole to allow the water to trickle out then push gently to empty it out. Put more lube on the nozzle, do the whole thing again. Three times tends to be enough for me. Then clean up a bit. I wait for about 15 minutes doing stuff then go back to the toilet bowl to release the remaining water, then clean and shower. I find an Imodium tab stops things refilling too fast if the motions are a bit loose.

The extent of cleaning tends to depend on my recent diet and its effect on how solid or loose the shit is. Having too much wheat in my diet, with my wheat intolerance, can make the gut pass things out fast as the gut lining is inflamed so leading to loose messy motions. Drinking too little water can lead to solid hard motions that hurt like fuck... as it were. So I try to control my diet and adjust the cleaning regime to suit.

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A good old ShowerShot with a steel nozzle. If I'm just getting fucked, three or four small injections of cold water until it runs clean is sufficient - too much, or too-warm water, and it ends up trapped behind the second sphincter, and it's difficult to make sure you've drained it all (and it can be an unwelcome surprise an hour later).

For more intense ass-play, a larger amount of warm water, repeated several times, followed by decreasing amounts of very cold water until I'm sure it's all out and I'm deep-clean. Using a long dildo can be useful to make sure you're both clean and drained.

And if you have the luxury of advance notice, some roughage the night before, like a bowl of Raisin Bran or a spoonful of flaxseed meal n a glass of water, will help ensure you're cleaner to start with.

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Consuming lots of fiber very helpful, which is good for general overall health anyway. You can do this through diet (veggies, fruits, and whole grains all have fiber). But to ensure I get enough, I also take a fiber supplement daily. Very helpful for maintaining regular bowel movements. Metamucil would also work but I'd happier taking fiber pills.

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I found the best way is to skip lunch and dinner.

Get an enema hose for the shower, but I don't like using hot water because it can be dangerous and burn and also it might upset the insides and cause more of a runny stool.

If I am going out at 7 pm I enema at 5 pm after I shower for up to a half hour with cooler than warm water, then I do it again at 6 pm and I am clean all night.

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bluelover050 thanks for asking these questions... I was also curious... about getting clean. I use fleet.. bought 4 pack today... 2 for tuesday when I pratice with toys... and 2 for Thursday when I lose my cherry (hopefully)... and we make a cherry cream pie... lol...

Is 1 hour sufficient time to douche before anal sex?

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for me is an hour (or even half an hour) enough...Depends a bit on my condition and the way I can have the anal shower. Sitting on the edge of the bathtube is the best for me...

And where are the answers of the sex workers...

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My regime for cleaning starts the night before i'm goins to play so it has to be a predetermined session - not just an on the spur of the moment one. I'm also fond of having a helping hand in my arse, so I need to clean as far up my arse as i can.

I usually start around lunchtime the day before - when i have my last decent meal. Then at night i'll have something like a clear soup or broth. Then i head to the bathroom. I use a hose attached to the bathroom tap - prefer slightly warm water as cold water tend to give me cramps. To the end of the hose i attach a slender, very flexible nozzle i guess you'd call it. It's made of plastic, about 14" long with 2 holes on either side at the tip of the nozzle, so the water comes out sideways. I can take the whole nozzle without discomfort.

I fill myself to the point where i feel full, hold it in as long as i can, then expel it. Repeat the procedure as often as is necessary to run clear.

Next morning I repeat the whole shebang - then insert my medium butt plug. Wear it for a few hours while i do the housework, washing - sometimes go for a walk and have even gone shopping with it in me. This seems to dislodge a small amount of shit, plus the water that may be trapped in me.

During the day i eat very little - mostly yoghurt and banands, and i drink a lot water and tea. That seems to help the process. Then about an hour before i go out i'll give myself a quick douche to check that everything's ok and I'm ready to play.

I often play at a sex club or sauna and they both have douche rooms, so I take my hose with me in case or accidents - which will happen no matter how careful you are.

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With regard to the prerennially clean holes of the porn stars - I wonder how many scenes finish up on the editors cutting room floor, because of accidents. I guess we'll never know but i'm sure it isn't all that we're led to believe. NOBODY can be that clean for that amount of time with all the action that goes on in those arses!!!!

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I take fiber pills daily. Seems to keep me regular. I don't change my eating habit. I like to clean deep so I know my hole can be used for hours. Use a shower shot every 15 minutes until I get three deep all clear water. Then I'm good for about 12 hours. If I limit eating before cleaning out, then I'm good for 18 to 24 hours.

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