Strangest Requests When Hooking Up

[Alwaz4fun]

I'm Usually the one with the request and it's usually once I'm there with cock inmate. lol

[ffabbian]

21 minutes ago, KylerIsTrash said:

Reading these it sounds like a lot are just setting conditions so they have an excuse to flake and they’re “not at fault” since you couldn’t accommodate. 

I’ve been hit with the load count demands quite often. As y’all should kno by know I like getting cummy. Except for #1, the numbers don’t really matter much.

While I hate sticking my dick in dry vanilla holes, I sorta understand guys who want to be #1. Usually scared of STIs. It’s boring but I try to accommodate. Sometimes if I got several competing for #1 I’ll just lie and say each guy is the first. Most can’t tell the difference until I’m 5 or so loads deep and the cum starts covering their cocks and leaking out my hole. 

I appreciate when guys are like “I wanna find you at the end of the night” instead of “let me know when you get at least 10 

I'm that guy that would rather fuck you at the end of the night 

[partying.hard]

42 minutes ago, KylerIsTrash said:

Reading these it sounds like a lot are just setting conditions so they have an excuse to flake and they’re “not at fault” since you couldn’t accommodate. 

I’ve been hit with the load count demands quite often. As y’all should kno by know I like getting cummy. Except for #1, the numbers don’t really matter much.

While I hate sticking my dick in dry vanilla holes, I sorta understand guys who want to be #1. Usually scared of STIs. It’s boring but I try to accommodate. Sometimes if I got several competing for #1 I’ll just lie and say each guy is the first. Most can’t tell the difference until I’m 5 or so loads deep and the cum starts covering their cocks and leaking out my hole. 

I appreciate when guys are like “I wanna find you at the end of the night” instead of “let me know when you get at least 10 loads”.

When I arrange for a buddy to be cumdump, or when I pimp him out, I want to be #1.  And I want to be last up his hole.  Think of me as the book ends!

[infinite290]

5 hours ago, partying.hard said:

When I arrange for a buddy to be cumdump, or when I pimp him out, I want to be #1.  And I want to be last up his hole.  Think of me as the book ends!

this makes you a first class gentleman. 

[BritishCumdump]

9 hours ago, partying.hard said:

When I arrange for a buddy to be cumdump, or when I pimp him out, I want to be #1.  And I want to be last up his hole.  Think of me as the book ends!

I'd let you be bookends as well as adding a few extra pages to the middle whenever you got horny again. Depends how long the cumdump session lasts sir. 

[RawBottom76]

On 7/26/2023 at 10:41 PM, HoneyBuns1980 said:

it just seems so incredibly strange to me why a top would want to give 3 shits about a bottom’s dong. You certainly don’t see any bottoms pining to see a top’s ass. 

I do. I always ask up front if they're interested in mutual rimming. Most say yes in my experience.

[hntnhole]

19 hours ago, ffabbian said:

I'm that guy that would rather fuck you at the end of the night

and not the only one ... 

[Sfmike64]

On 12/19/2024 at 12:38 AM, partying.hard said:

Sorry.  Autocorrect.  Splay his cock head.  Penile head bisection.  😵‍💫

Ah. Not to yuck someone's yum, but....no.

[Davidc]

I went through a phase of filling a bottoms ass with aerosol cream , and eating it out ( but always at his place , the laundry 🧺!)