Strangest Requests When Hooking Up

[Guest]

I'm Usually the one with the request and it's usually once I'm there with cock inmate. lol

[Guest]

21 minutes ago, KylerIsTrash said:

Reading these it sounds like a lot are just setting conditions so they have an excuse to flake and they’re “not at fault” since you couldn’t accommodate. 

I’ve been hit with the load count demands quite often. As y’all should kno by know I like getting cummy. Except for #1, the numbers don’t really matter much.

While I hate sticking my dick in dry vanilla holes, I sorta understand guys who want to be #1. Usually scared of STIs. It’s boring but I try to accommodate. Sometimes if I got several competing for #1 I’ll just lie and say each guy is the first. Most can’t tell the difference until I’m 5 or so loads deep and the cum starts covering their cocks and leaking out my hole. 

I appreciate when guys are like “I wanna find you at the end of the night” instead of “let me know when you get at least 10 

I'm that guy that would rather fuck you at the end of the night 

[partying.hard]

42 minutes ago, KylerIsTrash said:

Reading these it sounds like a lot are just setting conditions so they have an excuse to flake and they’re “not at fault” since you couldn’t accommodate. 

I’ve been hit with the load count demands quite often. As y’all should kno by know I like getting cummy. Except for #1, the numbers don’t really matter much.

While I hate sticking my dick in dry vanilla holes, I sorta understand guys who want to be #1. Usually scared of STIs. It’s boring but I try to accommodate. Sometimes if I got several competing for #1 I’ll just lie and say each guy is the first. Most can’t tell the difference until I’m 5 or so loads deep and the cum starts covering their cocks and leaking out my hole. 

I appreciate when guys are like “I wanna find you at the end of the night” instead of “let me know when you get at least 10 loads”.

When I arrange for a buddy to be cumdump, or when I pimp him out, I want to be #1.  And I want to be last up his hole.  Think of me as the book ends!

[infinite290]

5 hours ago, partying.hard said:

When I arrange for a buddy to be cumdump, or when I pimp him out, I want to be #1.  And I want to be last up his hole.  Think of me as the book ends!

this makes you a first class gentleman. 

[BritishCumdump]

9 hours ago, partying.hard said:

When I arrange for a buddy to be cumdump, or when I pimp him out, I want to be #1.  And I want to be last up his hole.  Think of me as the book ends!

I'd let you be bookends as well as adding a few extra pages to the middle whenever you got horny again. Depends how long the cumdump session lasts sir. 

[RawBottom76]

On 7/26/2023 at 10:41 PM, HoneyBuns1980 said:

it just seems so incredibly strange to me why a top would want to give 3 shits about a bottom’s dong. You certainly don’t see any bottoms pining to see a top’s ass. 

I do. I always ask up front if they're interested in mutual rimming. Most say yes in my experience.

[hntnhole]

19 hours ago, ffabbian said:

I'm that guy that would rather fuck you at the end of the night

and not the only one ... 

[Sfmike64]

On 12/19/2024 at 12:38 AM, partying.hard said:

Sorry.  Autocorrect.  Splay his cock head.  Penile head bisection.  😵‍💫

Ah. Not to yuck someone's yum, but....no.

[Davidc]

I went through a phase of filling a bottoms ass with aerosol cream , and eating it out ( but always at his place , the laundry 🧺!)

[hexfet]

On 12/20/2024 at 3:32 PM, KylerIsTrash said:

...Most can’t tell the difference until I’m 5 or so loads deep and the cum starts covering their cocks and leaking out my hole. 

I appreciate when guys are like “I wanna find you at the end of the night” instead of “let me know when you get at least 10 loads”.

If you feel just as good and tight 5 cocks in as one cock in - that's amazing.   Both have their bliss, but I have a odd delight in tight hole - so I always appreciate opening - I guess kinda 'cause I'm wicked crazy hard.  But that said, there is an absolute delight in fucking deep and finding a load hiding in there, and suddenly your bone is all wet.  Totally makes me wanna fuck :SO: much!

...and a sexy bottom with a tender well fucked and bred hole is also :so: lovely.  Grrrrrr...

[PIGTONIGHT]

On 12/20/2024 at 7:15 PM, partying.hard said:

When I arrange for a buddy to be cumdump, or when I pimp him out, I want to be #1.  And I want to be last up his hole.  Think of me as the book ends!

First and last is the way to be 

[Hotrawbutt4u]

On 12/22/2024 at 4:07 AM, Davidc said:

I went through a phase of filling a bottoms ass with aerosol cream , and eating it out ( but always at his place , the laundry 🧺!)

I use to play with a guy that did tis to me also, he insisted on really filling my ass with t be cold  cream. T ne first time when I felt ful, and said t stop, he held me down and kept filling me. I was really full. He would eat a little out and over fill me again but with my n stomach cramping he pushed a plug in me

[foryouruse]

On 7/27/2023 at 12:17 PM, NWUSHorny said:

Neither of those scenarios sound that strange to me after living in the PNW for 16 years. I've learned that not mentioning fucking in their profile or in the initial communication usually means they don't. The salad scenario not only doesn't involve penetration, it doesn't even require a dick, which is another problem I run into frequently.

I could never live in the PNW.

[Syracuseboy]

Had a guy that wanted me to be a robot