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I love a big FAT buttplug. I may wear one to work, and squirm in my chair all day.
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I wear mine often and love it.
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I sometimes wear mine at the gym. I can tell you that on these days I could stay on the rowing machine forever!
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Plug up ya warts covered hole . Keep that Gono drip in for when u back up to the GH
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I love my buttplug. I joke that if I had one of those fucking machines you see in porn, I'd never leave the house. But that's really not true. It's not JUST about pleasuring my greedy anus. I love real dicks - big, fat smelly dicks - and high risk sex, where I end up farting cum... and the regular trips to the STD clinic.
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We recently got the fuck machine and I totally agree with you, my bf use it on me for “training” (you can see it in my albums in action lol) but it isn’t a substitute for the real deal, getting my hole plowed by countless men
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I love riding cowgirl!
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I wanna be an even bigger slut. 😉 I'm not sure HOW... but that's my goal.
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You and me both guy! It’s such a rush going farther and farther! My goal too.
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I think of how everyone talked about the slutty girls in my high school, and I think, "I am SO much slutty now than those bitches were! What would the people I went to high school with say if they knew about me? What would my favorite teachers in high school say if they knew that quiet, shy little Randy has spread his buttcheeks and bent over urinals?" [EG]
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The ultimate whore/bitch should be available for any man who wants or needs to use it. They should be able to reach it at any time any where. They can just knock on the door get in relieve and leave. No questions asked
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I'd forgotten how much fun it was to be fucked face down on the bed -- me biting the pillow... humping the bed... playing with my own tits... It's not one of those difficult, kama sutra positions but it "works." Feel free to call me ... a pillow biter.
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I'd love to bury my face in that ass.
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Same here...take turns on that hole
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I'd rather suck dicks than eat Thanksgiving dinner.
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I'm in need of a good plugging, mister.
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I'm the guy in the suit suckin off everybody at the gloryholes.
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I've given over 10 anonymous blowjobs since I got off work Fri
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Randy you are my HERO!!!
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Wish you'd been one of them, Manuel ;-)
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I would love to be often one of them, and watching you sucking and taking cocks around.
Yoi are wonder for pigs like me.
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I12:27 PMt's a cliché, I know, but ... I love to get fucked on a pool table.
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Me too! Been bred on many over the years... sometimes I end up with a pool ball in me at the end of the night. #holekeepsgettinghungrier
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Well, I got the experience years ago. I got fucked on a pool table by several guys. I loved it and would do it again and again.
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The comments from the crowd were the best.
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If I were a girl, and I'd lived my life this way, I'd either have 25 little brats OR I'd have had 100 abortions -- 4 abortions a year for the last 25 years. Either way, I'd have no clue who any of my baby daddies are. No fuckin clue.
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Imagine a Fleshlight left in a dirty bookstore booth for every guy to use... w/out being cleaned between uses. Imagine it after a few 1000 guys. [EG] Well, that would be... ME.
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be like sandpaper
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You are a goddamn inspiration.
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tasty to the tongue.................
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In dirty bookstore booth - no door on booth. Clothes OFF, in a pile on floor. Legs UP, getting fucked, playing with myself and making retard sounds. "Dur, dur, durrr." Hoping the front desk lady doesn't walk up.
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It's a game to see how slutty I can be. If I suck 4 cocks at the gloryholes Mon, I have to go back Tue, and I can't leave till I suck 5 cocks... or get buttfucked in the hallway. [EG]
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My craigslist ad says I'll do anybody. For some reason, every troll in town has decided to take me up on it this weekend. [EG]
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Thank you, SIR! Well, at least I'd like to think that terrible slut was meant as a compliment...
Personally, I'd rather see myself as a good slut...
Though I gotta admit that when faced with a fat, dripping daddydick, even the best good boy can get terribly slutty at times...
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Nothing wrong with that, of course...
Even better when that fat, dripping daddydick happens to belong to a an AIDS troll...
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I'll settle for 'good slut' ... but I don't really care ... I just love a SLUT
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My dealer made fun of me. "Aw, they stole some of your shit? WAAH! What'd you expect? And when do you want another round with Charlie? and Billy?"
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LOL. I hope you answered as soon as they can get over here. (This time lock up what's left) Don't forget to let us know when you get the results back from the clinic.
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My first few tries at getting fucked as a teenager were unsuccessful, but the first time I did it successfully -- sitting on the cock of some fat hairy dude I'd met in the park and riding it cowgirl -- OMFG! (What WAS his name?) I never wanted to do anything else!!! Bouncing on a fat cock, I honestly thought, "Yeah, Mom and Dad, this is worth going to Hell for. THIS is what all those faggots love so much." Now, I back up on gloryholes in XXX bookstores to get fucked... cause it feels so fucking good! Basically, I think of myself as an anus -- a reasonably clean, greased-up, pleasure-seeking anus. Oh, I have arms and legs, but only so this pleasure-seeking anus can travel around town, looking for more dicks. (Butt plugs, zucchini, mop handles -- all those will work, too, but dicks are best. Two dicks at a time is the best.) As for my brain, I don't need it. I don't fucking use it.
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My new year's resolution is to BE AN EVEN BIGGER SLUT.
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Good boy! You're such a cunt. An inspiration to cum whores and cock lovers everywhere. I wish you a super slutty 2017 and may all your depraved dreams come true.
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hot, that's a fucking good resolution. get that number higher and fill yourself with more bugs
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a cunt... a whore... super slutty... depraved... filled with bugs... is that how you all see me?
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New Goal: to get felched thru curly straws
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