Wow! Nice diplomatic move (my dick did not shrink, I got bigger!). You should work for the UN*.
" As long as you're able to get hard, stay hard, and cum? Most cocksuckers will be happy."
I'd love to believe you.... Just for fun, but do a test, check craigslist, or any cruising sites, and count the number of guys who actually did not use the words hung, huge, big... I blame the web and porn. Years ago, when all there was were bathhouses, guys were not so dick obsessed. But today, after years of bigdick porn, everyone believe they are entitled (as some god given right) to have their grocery list 100% fulfilled.