Just took a catfish's load...

[BBottomSD619]

Not a load from an actual catfish! That would be just flat out weird! Is that even..Nope! It doesn't matter..

 

I had just got out of the shower when this guy hit me up on Grindr. We chatted the other day but nothing had come of it. So tonight I get asked, host or travel. My place being a mess. I replied travel. This guy looks Hispanic in his pics, with a nice big cock.. 

 

When I show up, he's Asian.  Not that that's a bad thing, just not really my thing.. And his cock. Oh his cock. Not all big like the pics. Not one bit..

 

As I'm sucking him, which was kinda difficult. We were on his bed, him on his back and me on my stomach. His dick has an upwards curve and he was rock hard! I just felt like I kept grinding my back teeth on his cock. He didn't say anything so I kept going. What he did eventually say, or ask rather, was "do you like that cock?". The nice guy I am, replied "yeah!'. When in actuality I kinda didn't.. He asked me what else I'm into. I told him that I like getting fucked. And it didnt take him long before he was behind me fucking me doggy style. No condom of course. He didn't ask and neither did I. It wasn't long at all, a couple pumps by him and me shaking it a few times  and Mr. Catfish was filling me with his few day old load.

 

As he was breeding me, he told me how he was breeding me deep.. I had to hold back laughter so he could finish.  Guy, you can't be breeding me deep, you're like 5.5" long, maayyybbbbeeeee 6". And I got some booty.  Sooo.. not sure deep is the appropriate word choice. But the nice guy I am was a good guest and kept my mouth shut. 

 

As i was getting ready to go he told me that I reminded him of an ex of his. Not sure I'll be going back for seconds,  and I'm cool with that. 

 

So now I sit here in my car, parked at the beach with his load still inside me as I type this. Hoping load #2 comes along and real quick like.

Edited March 27, 2022 by BBottomSD619
I wanted the last sentence gone.

[Guest WelshBBCigarFuck]

Years ago (maybe 15 or 20) I was on Gaydar and a guy messaged me, we exchanged email addresses and I asked if I could see a pic. The pic he emailed wasn’t bad so we agreed to meet up in a car park near a motorway services. I parked up and next thing a car pulls up alongside and the window comes down.
He must have been 25 years older than his picture, missing teeth and the baby seat in the back of his car told me he was a dad and probably not getting any at home. Unfortunately he did nothing for me sexually and I didn’t like the fact he had deliberately misrepresented himself in both his Gaydar profile and the picture he sent.
I didn’t want to offend him so quickly typed a text “SOS call” and sent it to a friend of mine. My phone rang and basically I had a conversation with myself as my mate listened, told the guy that something had come up and I left.
Whilst I appreciated he was probably needing a release, as was I, I just didn’t like meeting someone who was nothing like how he had represented himself and I he just didn’t turn me on at all. I did wish him all the best and hope he found someone to play with, but I’ve always disliked being misled by people and so it wasn’t so much his looks or age that put me off but the fact he hadn’t been straight up with me.
I don’t really understand why guys would arrange a meet knowing that they are nothing like their profile details/pictues, whilst they probably think it gives them more chances to meet, don’t they realise that the person they are meeting isn’t going to be overly impressed by the false pretences?

[hntnhole]

This may sound dumb to a lot of you guys, but - what does "catfish" have to do with anything ........ what does that word mean in the context of what we do?

[piglooking4pigs]

19 minutes ago, hntnhole said:

This may sound dumb to a lot of you guys, but - what does "catfish" have to do with anything ........ what does that word mean in the context of what we do?

“catfish” is “ someone who pretends to be someone they're not using social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances.”

[hntnhole]

Oh .... well, thanks piglooking4pigs .... I appreciate it.   

Can't help but wonder what the point of that would be though.  Why would someone create a false identity in the first place? What would be the point of that?  If it's common enough to have a term invented for the practice, things have come to a sorry state in (gay) social media.  Thanks again.  

[ErosWired]

1 hour ago, hntnhole said:

This may sound dumb to a lot of you guys, but - what does "catfish" have to do with anything ........ what does that word mean in the context of what we do?

The term originates in this anecdote from the 2010 documentary Catfish:

They used to tank cod from Alaska all the way to China. They’d keep them in vats in the ship. By the time the codfish reached China, the flesh was mush and tasteless. So this guy came up with the idea that if you put these cods in these big vats, put some catfish in with them and the catfish will keep the cod agile. And there are those people who are catfish in life. And they keep you on your toes. They keep you guessing, they keep you thinking, they keep you fresh. And I thank god for the catfish because we would be droll, boring and dull if we didn’t have somebody nipping at our fin.

Another way I’ve personally always found it useful to think of it is that an actual catfish is a bottom-dweller in dark, murky waters that has long, whiskerlike barbels on its snout that it uses like feelers to reach out and see what it can find to eat. They are not, generally speaking, very visually appealing fish.

[coastalbender]

On 3/27/2022 at 4:10 AM, BBottomSD619 said:

Not a load from an actual catfish! That would be just flat out weird! Is that even..Nope! It doesn't matter..

 

I had just got out of the shower when this guy hit me up on Grindr. We chatted the other day but nothing had come of it. So tonight I get asked, host or travel. My place being a mess. I replied travel. This guy looks Hispanic in his pics, with a nice big cock.. 

 

When I show up, he's Asian.  Not that that's a bad thing, just not really my thing.. And his cock. Oh his cock. Not all big like the pics. Not one bit..

 

As I'm sucking him, which was kinda difficult. We were on his bed, him on his back and me on my stomach. His dick has an upwards curve and he was rock hard! I just felt like I kept grinding my back teeth on his cock. He didn't say anything so I kept going. What he did eventually say, or ask rather, was "do you like that cock?". The nice guy I am, replied "yeah!'. When in actuality I kinda didn't.. He asked me what else I'm into. I told him that I like getting fucked. And it didnt take him long before he was behind me fucking me doggy style. No condom of course. He didn't ask and neither did I. It wasn't long at all, a couple pumps by him and me shaking it a few times  and Mr. Catfish was filling me with his few day old load.

 

As he was breeding me, he told me how he was breeding me deep.. I had to hold back laughter so he could finish.  Guy, you can't be breeding me deep, you're like 5.5" long, maayyybbbbeeeee 6". And I got some booty.  Sooo.. not sure deep is the appropriate word choice. But the nice guy I am was a good guest and kept my mouth shut. 

 

As i was getting ready to go he told me that I reminded him of an ex of his. Not sure I'll be going back for seconds,  and I'm cool with that. 

 

So now I sit here in my car, parked at the beach with his load still inside me as I type this. Hoping load #2 comes along and real quick like.

That's oddly hot. He isn't anything like the stud he claimed to be, and you took his load, anyway. True bottom behavior. Very hot of you.

[ErosWired]

On 3/27/2022 at 3:10 AM, BBottomSD619 said:

Is that even..

That would be tricky, since a catfish doesn’t have a cock, as such, and just sprays its sperm over eggs in the water. So getting a cunt full of catfish milt would require…extraordinary measures. But not judging. You do you. 🧜‍♂️

[Aidsbait]

all that matters is getting that load and moving on to the next one

[fuckyouraw777]

The funniest catfish story I had was some guy who met me, who told me that I wasn't me (he was a little high, I think) - turned out some other guy was using my pics.

[BBottomSD619]

I went back and took a second load from him.. 🙂

[BBottomSD619]

On 4/3/2022 at 10:27 PM, fuckyouraw777 said:

The funniest catfish story I had was some guy who met me, who told me that I wasn't me (he was a little high, I think) - turned out some other guy was using my pics.

That's funny, but not at the the time. How long did it take the guy to believe you are you? You ever see the other person using your pics?

[str8mature5]

True slut BBottomSD619!

[coastalbender]

On 3/28/2022 at 1:01 PM, ErosWired said:

That would be tricky, since a catfish doesn’t have a cock, as such, and just sprays its sperm over eggs in the water. So getting a cunt full of catfish milt would require…extraordinary measures. But not judging. You do you. 🧜‍♂️

You are silly person.

[Guest]

On 3/28/2022 at 9:48 AM, hntnhole said:

Oh .... well, thanks piglooking4pigs .... I appreciate it.   

Can't help but wonder what the point of that would be though.  Why would someone create a false identity in the first place? What would be the point of that?  If it's common enough to have a term invented for the practice, things have come to a sorry state in (gay) social media.  Thanks again.  

I assume people do it to scam other people, steal personal information, or get amateur porn or nude pictures which they use to blackmail the person with?