What annoys you most about gay porn.

[Atnrave]

There are many things that annoy me about gay porn but as of recent, I hate having the mood killed with a straight girl porn cam advertisement. It annoys me that I have to watch a cis female finger herself before my porn begins. 

[Guest]

Guys have bigger cocks than myself lol.

If it's bareback why do a lot of these tops pull out to cum?

Keep it in well in and work it in as deep as possible.

Condoms. A complete turn off.

[dude8688]

Pulling out to cum. Not like real life! I get that the viewer may need to be assured how real the cumshot is but it's annoying. 

[ErosWired]

5 hours ago, Atnrave said:

There are many things that annoy me about gay porn but as of recent, I hate having the mood killed with a straight girl porn cam advertisement. It annoys me that I have to watch a cis female finger herself before my porn begins. 

This. In an age where our personal data, browsing history and search history are used to custom-target advertising to us left, right and center, you’d think that some genius would figure out that there’s no fucking point in putting tits and vaginas in the shop window on a gay porn channel. The latest, most egregious form of this is an ad with naked older women that warns you that you “must fuck ugly grannies” and that your account will be banned if you refuse. That’s some fucking niche kink right there.

Related: JerkMate. Please, please stop. It always gets me when they say, in the same breath, “Totally confidential. Meet hundreds - no, thousands of men online” -  how confidential are you expecting to be if you’re sharing your intimacy with hundreds, no, thousands of people?

[BBDreamer]

10 hours ago, BBArchangel said:

The sameness of it and the formulaic repetition of it. Most visual porn these days is just a a “scene.” Whether it’s one on one porn or a group scene, it’s just stick it in and get off. It’s boring. Personally, I like a little bit of a story and, maybe a little flash of imagination. And just maybe a little passion among the actors. 

Of course, it might be that I’m just jaded because I’ve watched too much of it. 😈😈😈

I agree. I loved to see more seduction, slowly talking someone into getting fucked raw. Or some online chat, then the first meeting. Also, love sex to be verbal and nasty. AND...I HATE it when a Top pulls-out to cum. The first shot or two are the strongest and usually largest. It's a pure waste to shoot that outside a man's hole when he wants as much sperm inside as he can get. 

[Phallarchist]

20 hours ago, ErosWired said:

This. In an age where our personal data, browsing history and search history are used to custom-target advertising to us left, right and center, you’d think that some genius would figure out that there’s no fucking point in putting tits and vaginas in the shop window on a gay porn channel.

I watch men fuck women all the time. Yes, tits and well, everything female besides vagina are super-ultra boring. But there's not much percentage for advertisers in making distinctions for a few fags who might well have the same catholic reverence for penetration that I do.

[Fprefect570]

I’ve been watching a lot of 70’s-80’s pre-condom porn the past year because I like a bit of story and it kind of irks me when these guys are roleplaying cops/military/truckers whatever and then as soon as the action starts they lose the outfits and get completely nude. It doesn’t stop me from jerking off to it of course but I think it’s just odd they completely drop their roles. 

[ErosWired]

On 1/2/2023 at 12:52 PM, ellentonboy said:

I live in something four times larger than that and my HOA won't let me put in the pipes for the washer dryer.     Yet his whore (and I say that with great affection because I am extremely jealous) manages to get fucked by two guys on a filthy mattress and yet has a washer/dryer.  I am so mad I could spit!

Maybe the scene isn’t really in his apartment. Maybe it’s made up to look like an apartment, but they actually had to film it in a laundromat.

Which, really, if you think about it - some pretty hot scenarios could come up in a laundromat… Why don’t we see more of this?

[Ezslutbottom]

As hot and sexy as they are. The porn star acters. Like I said they're incredibly sexy and meaty and sweaty which is hot no doubt. The things I hate is, it feels to me anyway like there's a good bit of difference between gay porn done by porn star acters and gay amateur porn done by amateurs for the most part. I definitely get way more turned on by average looking dudes going to town on each other then your average muscle bound porn star acters only because again to me it feels like they're just not as into the sex as amateurs are.

[marriedsub]

What annoys me about gay porn? There's not nearly as much cum as in straight porn. Girls get more cum in their asses, more cum to drink, more facials, more gangbangs, bukkake, gokkun, and so on. I watch straight porn wishing it was me getting all that cock and cum. Very inspirational stuff there. I have yet to see a gay cum walk. Is there really a gay equivalent to German Goo Girls or Premium Bukkake? Would love to see a guy drink 156 cum shots, directly from the source and finish the overflow by drinking cum from a large bowl.

[Faggotpozchaser]

Condoms

[ellentonboy]

9 hours ago, ErosWired said:

Maybe the scene isn’t really in his apartment. Maybe it’s made up to look like an apartment, but they actually had to film it in a laundromat.

Which, really, if you think about it - some pretty hot scenarios could come up in a laundromat… Why don’t we see more of this?

Actually this same video company has filmed a number of flicks in what looks like the basement of an apartment or a place for residents use for storage. No mattress, no bed, no nothing - just the floor.  So I guess we are not far off from the laundromat.........(for those who don't have hookups in their apartments-lol).

[hntnhole]

When the Top shoots all over the bottom's back, and only then shoves it in.  Sperm belongs in-the-Hole. 

Yes, it's nice when some other guy laps it up off the bottom's back/thighs/wherever - at least it's not totally wasted.  If the video director insists on the first jet of Sperm be visible to the audience, so we can see that the Cock actually did Breed, and then the rest gets pumped up the Hole's gut, well ... I can understand the marketing logic behind that decision.  But really - wasting the entire load?

Poorest of form, as far as I'm concerned.

[RawLeatherBear]

The dialogue.  It seems that the only three words a porn actor has to know, are “Oh”, “Fuck”, and “Yeah”, in any order.  I know that this is a generalization, but, there are other words in the English vocabulary. 

[infinite290]

On 11/1/2022 at 9:58 PM, rabonito said:

Apologies if this has been mentioned before but FAKE CUM is the most egregious thing in gay porn now in my book.  And so many bareback studios use it. 

I always think of Cetaphil, that face cleanser whenever I see fake cum. 
 

Now, I HATE pull outs, but the one thing that is even WORSE than a pull out is a pull out to creampie, where the top pulls out and starts shooting onto the hole, and while the bottom is repeatedly telling them to “put it back in”, the top continues to let all that nectar hit that hole and drip down and off the ass and onto the floor/bed. I don’t think I’m best ant all dramatic by describing this offends as downright… homophobic. 😜