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On 10/7/2025 at 3:49 PM, Lazyzombie16 said:

 

I wonder… just how did those keys to the handcuffs find their way back into Workaholic Hubby 02’s hands—since he (eventually) found time to unlock and free Hapless Hole Hubby 01? I believe he had to have keys to perform that deed.

So I went back to Chapter 01 and found the party responsible for swiping the keys in the first place, thus leaving Hapless Hole Hubby 01 in a pickle:

It’s the First Fucker! He ambles right back into the handicapped-accessible bathroom stall for a second helping—a double-dipping—of fuck. And he has the nerve to refer to Hapless Hole Hubby 01 as a pig! (The pot and the kettle? They’re both black.)

As he’s finishing up—once again!—First Fucker (who’s now Third Fucker as well) gathers the keys and breezily announces, “You won’t be needing these for a looong time, muthahfuckah!” (or something to that effect).

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To establish this Fucker’s identity, I relied on Workaholic Hubby 02’s unreliable-sounding backstory, wherein he imparts the naughty encounter he and Hole Hubby 01 are cooking up—to a complete stranger in a bar!

“He was a big muscle bear type, pretty sure he’s a biker from the gear he was wearing. He was completely covered in tattoos, I think to add to the look he’s going for: scorpions, biohazard and lots of tribal. But he was friendly enough.”

Oh, well then! At least the joker in the bar was friendly enough. Good Lord!

Anyway, that’s all Hubby 02, idiot that he is, needs to know; he casually invites the dude to The Public Fucking of His Beloved In a Toilet. This establishes that Hubby 02 has rocks for brains.

Naturally, the Big Muscle Bear Type (First Fucker) plays it cool. He says:

"’Tell you what, you tell me [when] you’re going and I'll make sure that you have an audience.’”

Say! That’s mighty good of him, doing Hubby 02 a solid like that. Except that Bear Type morphs into First Fucker and engineers the whole fuck train operation for poor ol’ Hubby 01.

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But wait! We’re still left with one nagging mystery:

How did those ever-lovin’ handcuff keys manage to wind up in the custody of Hubby 02? 

Because it certainly doesn’t seem that idiot Hubby 02 had a chance to meet up with First Fucker in the long—though briskly-moving—queue for sexual congress with Hubby 01…

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Notes: It would have been helpful if any of the characters were given actual names.

And yes, there are better uses of my time than puzzling out story issues. But maybe you’re familiar with how tweaking works…

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