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So some female porn star gave 249 blowjobs in 14 hours in 2006 for a world's record. [EG] I would fuckin love to break that record.
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And another 250 up my ass. 😉 And when that starts to "overflow," as it will, scrape it out of my asshole with a spoon and feed it to me. (You're right about me being a dirty PIG, sir.)
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And another 250 inside your ass on top of the 250 already received. Not only am I correct on you being a dirty PIG, boy, it is also very clear to me what a complete and utter hungry any load whatsoever cum-dump you are.
*Fetches tablespoon to feed @RandyCubby* 😁
Happy new year, PIG 🐽
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I've never had enough cocks/cum in either of my orifices. Happy new year, sir!
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wanna ride?
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Oh hell yeah, you always get me hard! Would love to flip with you if our paths ever cross.
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Oh hell yeah, you always get me hard! Would love to flip with you if our paths ever cross.
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Would love to eat out your loaded ass
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If I were a girl, and I'd lived my life this way, I'd either have 25 little brats OR I'd have had 100 abortions -- 4 abortions a year for the last 25 years. Either way, I'd have no clue who any of my baby daddies are. No fuckin clue.
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Once, I was in a bathhouse in Chicago. There was a clear plexiglass wall with a gloryhole in it. The plexiglass wall was gray with dried cocksnot down to the cold concrete floor. A really good looking guy was on the other side. I blew him. Then... a really, really fat took his place. Rolls of blubber pressed up against the glass wall. Little cock sticking thru. He was SO horny cause no one else there would blow him. But I did. In front of everybody. He exploded with cum. It ran down the clear glass wall, thru the crusty gray dried loads of SO many other men to the crusty, crunchy dried cum on the concrete floor. I licked it all up, in front of everybody -- pretty young muscle dudes who were sneering and laughing and commenting.
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I wanna be an even bigger slut. 😉 I'm not sure HOW... but that's my goal.
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You and me both guy! It’s such a rush going farther and farther! My goal too.
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I think of how everyone talked about the slutty girls in my high school, and I think, "I am SO much slutty now than those bitches were! What would the people I went to high school with say if they knew about me? What would my favorite teachers in high school say if they knew that quiet, shy little Randy has spread his buttcheeks and bent over urinals?" [EG]
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The ultimate whore/bitch should be available for any man who wants or needs to use it. They should be able to reach it at any time any where. They can just knock on the door get in relieve and leave. No questions asked
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New Goal: to get felched thru curly straws
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My first few tries at getting fucked as a teenager were unsuccessful, but the first time I did it successfully -- sitting on the cock of some fat hairy dude I'd met in the park and riding it cowgirl -- OMFG! (What WAS his name?) I never wanted to do anything else!!! Bouncing on a fat cock, I honestly thought, "Yeah, Mom and Dad, this is worth going to Hell for. THIS is what all those faggots love so much." Now, I back up on gloryholes in XXX bookstores to get fucked... cause it feels so fucking good! Basically, I think of myself as an anus -- a reasonably clean, greased-up, pleasure-seeking anus. Oh, I have arms and legs, but only so this pleasure-seeking anus can travel around town, looking for more dicks. (Butt plugs, zucchini, mop handles -- all those will work, too, but dicks are best. Two dicks at a time is the best.) As for my brain, I don't need it. I don't fucking use it.
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buffet
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I not only learned to take ANYBODY, I learned to take it ANYWHERE. Once, I was a cute, butch college boy in an XXX bookstore booth. I was blowing an effeminate old queen (in a fur coat!). He turned me around to fuck me. I whined, "I don't wanna do it HERE." He said firmly, "Well, HERE is where we are."
I couldn't argue with that... 😉 LOL. Since then I've been fucked in alleys, on the hood of cars, over urinals, on pool tables...
Like a whore.
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Good boy!
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So I'm in this XXX bookstore this weekend, backed up on a gloryhole... And I'm backed up on... my 5th dick of the day, I'm such a slut. And dude walks into the booth to use my mouth, and he says, "This booth smells like butt. In fact, the whole section of the bookstore smells like butt. Everyone's commenting on it." By everyone, he means all the other customers cruising the bookstore. And he's right -- the smell of my ripe buttcrack/butthole is noticeable out in the hallway when I stumble bowlegged out of there.
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I love my buttplug. I joke that if I had one of those fucking machines you see in porn, I'd never leave the house. But that's really not true. It's not JUST about pleasuring my greedy anus. I love real dicks - big, fat smelly dicks - and high risk sex, where I end up farting cum... and the regular trips to the STD clinic.
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We recently got the fuck machine and I totally agree with you, my bf use it on me for “training” (you can see it in my albums in action lol) but it isn’t a substitute for the real deal, getting my hole plowed by countless men
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Him: So I can just show up anytime - like, 2 am? - and you'd suck my cock? Me: Mmmppphhh!!! Mmmppphhh!!!
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Yep!
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I'm the guy in the suit suckin off everybody at the gloryholes.
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It's a game to see how slutty I can be. If I suck 4 cocks at the gloryholes Mon, I have to go back Tue, and I can't leave till I suck 5 cocks... or get buttfucked in the hallway. [EG]
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"Mr. B-----d, you can't keep getting gonorrhea in your throat. We'd like you to talk to a counselor again."
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Fuck yes!! Would love to shove my cock up your hole and down your throat!!
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So, appt. made for the counselor... about my "inappropriate, self-destructive, addictive behavior."
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Fuckin' Oink~! "My shrink says I'm self-Destructive. What do I do about it?" Neely O'Hara. Valley Of The Dolls.
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Imagine a Fleshlight left in a dirty bookstore booth for every guy to use... w/out being cleaned between uses. Imagine it after a few 1000 guys. [EG] Well, that would be... ME.
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be like sandpaper
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You are a goddamn inspiration.
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tasty to the tongue.................
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