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RandyCubby

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  1. Trolls GRIN when they see me walk into the XXX bookstore. They know they're gettin a blowjob.

    1. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      i could do with one right now! xx:cool::drool:xx

    2. phukhole

      phukhole

      They know a good cocksucker NEEDS to service meat!  Course, I'm sure everyone smile when you walk in, stud.

  2. I'm the guy in the suit suckin off everybody at the gloryholes.

    1. bihairy

      bihairy

      Love to get sucked and fuck and breed you at the GH!gallery_55616_5884_4058.jpeg

    2. barecubtop

      barecubtop

      Should definitely post a pic of you in that suit with cum in your beard...love that!

  3. Did Craigslist hookup, then stopped by bookstore on way home

    1. NLbear

      NLbear

      Did anything happen in the bookstore?

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Pigged out at the gloryholes.

  4. Him: So I can just show up anytime - like, 2 am? - and you'd suck my cock? Me: Mmmppphhh!!! Mmmppphhh!!!

  5. Fucked thru gloryhole yesterday. REPEATEDLY. What am I gonna catch? Huh?

  6. Gooned out & stoopid.

    1. kenaibull

      kenaibull

      No matter what the answer is " Fuck it, hit the pipe and go raw. "

    2. kenaibull

      kenaibull

      I meant problem

  7. How did such a good boy grow up to be the biggest whore in town?

    1. rimm4u43

      rimm4u43

      The important thing is that you have realized and acted upon your calling!

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Been acting on it since I was 16, learning to cruise park restrooms!

  8. So my dealer's been setting me up w/crackheads. Yeah, they're missing teeth, but $15-25 a pop, $140 goes a LONG way! (Granted, I think I'm missing some of my shit. ROFL. Dealer even told em to take what they wanted when my back was turned, like if I went to pee.) When I wasn't hooking up this weekend, I was at the gloryholes. Every. Waking. Moment.

    What am I gonna catch? [EG] Seriously, guys. Post your guesses here and we'll see what the doctor says. Someone's already said gono and chlamydia.

    1. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      Just slam a couple of 0.5 and you'll not know or care ....

    2. Big4mus

      Big4mus

      Resistant Gono 

  9. Blew fat old white guy in XXX theater... then black guy who'd been watching... skinny Gay guy in hallway... a FAT white dong thru gloryhole... all in 1st hour. ;-) Stayed 7 hrs

    1. NLbear

      NLbear

      You are such a slut. Love it!

    2. RandyCubby
  10. The only thing better I like than a dick in my mouth and a dick up my butt... is 2 dicks in my mouth and 2 dicks up my butt!

    1. Luvbbslut

      Luvbbslut

      And a line waiting in front of these hungry holes

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Fuck yeah! 30 guys in each line! ROFL!

  11. buffet

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    1. Guygonebad

      Guygonebad

      Life lived fully!

    2. DarkroomTaker

      DarkroomTaker

      Breakfast and lunch.... waiting for dinner... load in my hole maybe 😉

  12. Everyone at every adult bookstore in town describes me as obedient. Eager to please.

    1. kenaibull

      kenaibull

      You should get registered at Home Depot. Kneepads for your birthday. The quality ones with a warranty. Good knees lead to more cock sucking which leads to Recreational anal adventures and thus producing a Semen filled rectum. Hopefully you'll get so filled with toxic fluids a waiver from the EPA will be required for you to utilize public roadways.

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I like how you think, mister. ;-)

  13. fucked thru a gloryhole last night

    1. Tuffenuf

      Tuffenuf

      Very fucking hot! Where at, a bathhouse? A great way to take anonymous loads.

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Dirty bookstore. I've gone almost every single day for 15 yrs. Even at just 2-3 cocks a day, I've taken literally over 10,000 cocks. I've surpassed a female prostitute. Imagine if my Mom... my Dad... my boss... my secretary... all knew!

  14. Went into office Sunday after few hours at bookstore. Stripped down, beat my meat at my desk.

    1. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      Wish you had gotten caught.

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      So do I! When the magic moment came, I pointed my tool to my desk and squirted on it. When a coworker is in my office, I look at the dried cocksnot on the outside of 3 desk drawers and wonder if they notice it and know what it is.

    1. rawpisspig

      rawpisspig

      Great play at Glory Holes!

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Every gloryhole in every XXX bookstore in town has had my mouth and my asshole pressed to it.

  15. One of the guys who fucked me in the baths in Chicago this weekend said, "You've got it now!" What did he mean by that?

  16. Just got in from gloryholes.

  17. I've left my butthole stink on every gloryhole in every dirty bookstore in town.

    1. tradiemason

      tradiemason

      Ha Ha bro I do that too ! I have never ever refused any cocks or loads (_0_)

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I had a girl who worked the counter - some minimum wage girl 1/2 my age, mind you - tell me to my face that she and her coworkers refer to me as 'the pig' and 'the cumdump.'

  18. feel like a used condom right now

    1. FLTOC

      FLTOC

      We are all jizzbags, banged up rubbers full of dick juices.

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      That used rubber on the floor of a public restroom? That's had ONE guy. I've had THOUSANDS.

  19. MD looked me in eye and told RN he wished he could euthanize me legally or at least castrate me. "It humps everything," he sneered.

    1. shinelover

      shinelover

      Keep humping everything -it's what we're here for.

    2. bareall77

      bareall77

      This "MD" sounds like he needs embrace his inner gay chaser. Usually the harshest ones are those that fear they are what they claim to hate!

  20. "No, ma'am, this ... ho ... don't know her baby daddies."

    1. HungRawAtl

      HungRawAtl

      I love not knowing....

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Clinic counselor bitch was grilling me. "You mean the ho don't even know her baby daddies?" I was playing along -- turning red, looking at my feet, fighting back tears -- but getting turned on. "No, ma'am. This ... HO ... don't even know HER baby daddies." I explained how I get fucked thru gloryholes in dirty bookstores. "I am not believin this," she said. She brought in a coworker, made me repeat it. In detail. I knew my role, got into it. Started blubberi...

  21. I love to get DPed. How many positions can I get DPed in?

    1. CumAddict

      CumAddict

      Sat in front of the first guy, or sat in front of the guy behind you...

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Ride Dick No. 1 cowgirl while Dick No. 2 is behind me like in doggy... Oh, and put another one in my mouth and one in EACH hand while we're at it!

  22. What am I gonna catch? Huh? Tell me. What am I gonna catch?

    1. HotBlkVersPig
    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      LOL. Had that. Anal chlamydia, too. But I can't stop!

  23. My dream job is being a whore.

    1. averageslut48

      averageslut48

      Then you should go for it and work as a whore.

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I'd charge $20 a pop and turn 5-10 tricks a day.

  24. Monday night at dirty bookstore. Man, I had to lower my standards - which were already pretty fuckin low! - to get used.

    1. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      Fucking hot about lowering your standards. Amazing what we will do for raw cock!!!

    2. AlwaysOpen

      AlwaysOpen

      LOL- did the sleazier bath Fri night-huge ass thunderstorm hit just as I was walking in-and I was the last in the door for over 2 hours ! Mostly overweight and very old-1 guy with a small cock tried to fuck me in the dark hall- I did what I could to get him in the hole- but he couldn't hang-- saw him in the hall a few minutes later with this huge (golf ball sized) lump on his left shoulder blade-- and I thought of this topic on here (it has been up and down in the past) Yeah, for...

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