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SpectreAgent

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  1. I mostly wear Andrew Christian, which I change daily.
  2. “Police aware” - I suppose there’s a first time for everything… Seriously, my one experience with the police at the Heath could not have been more different - although it was much later than the incident you mention. As I posted earlier, the coppers I encountered practically showed me the way!
  3. I was once stopped by the police at a known cruising area and asked what I was doing (I had unwittingly followed an unmarked police car in a bit of entrapment). As I hadn’t got out or made any signal, all they could do was to ask if I knew this was an area known to be used by homosexuals. I feigned surprise and used my innate charm on them (!) as I said I had no idea. They knew I was lying and I knew they knew. But there was bugger all they could do. Years later, I lived with a gay cop (yes, I know…) and his husband for a while and we laughed about it. More seriously, I was stopped when leaving a sauna and had to give my name and address. It turned out a guy had reported being raped and I was a potential witness - although I’d seen nothing and, not having my contacts in, could barely see my feet, let alone what was going on around me. I was chary about being called as a witness, but the whole thing fizzled out and I heard no more. I arrived at Hampstead Heath one summer night some years ago and was perturbed to find two cops there. I needn’t have worried. They asked if I knew where I was going and to have a good time!
  4. Those would make great Christmas presents for a couple of mates…
  5. On my last stay at the Britannia, just prior to the first lockdown, they had put security on the doors which made fetching in take-away fun a bit difficult.
  6. This times a hundred. But then I’m half-Welsh…
  7. It does. Just be careful not to swallow it!
  8. Michael Tolliver in More Tales Of The City made a New Year’s resolution to only inhale poppers through the mouth. Something else I learned from literature…
  9. Nobody Does It Better, by Carly Simon…?
  10. With plenty of notice, that could work for me.
  11. Wouldn’t we all! 😂
  12. It is an incredible feeling when it happens.
  13. Doesn’t matter how hot a guy is - if I see a condom, my interest immediately withers as fast as my hard on. Not that it happens these days. Manchester is very much Bareback City and has been for years.
  14. Sex is fun. It’s the most fun and pleasure you can have with your own genitals - and others’. Why wouldn’t I laugh? And I’m frequently laughed at when I’m naked. When I was a stripper, the crowd used to shout: “Get ‘em on!” I may have made that last bit up…
  15. All I will add is that I’ve been fucked by more guys in their 20s in my 50s than ever I did when I was in my 20s. Mind you, I’m also a hell of a lot fitter physically than I was back then.
  16. More, to be honest. Travel wasn’t a problem for me as I was permitted to do so with work (whether every journey I made was strictly work related is a moot point). And I’d just got my own place ten days before Boris locked the UK down. I had fewer partners, admittedly, but had a kind of bbubble with trusted mates. I did notice that, in Manchester at least, Grindr, BBRT et al were not noticeably quieter.
  17. If he sends a tap and a message, I guess he could claim it was complementary… 😂
  18. I can honestly say that the second one has never been part of my vocabulary…😂
  19. While I agree with most of the above, I’ll throw in a little caveat about no photos. Before the first lockdown last year I was messaged in the early hours by someone on a faceless profile. Supposedly one of a couple. I prevaricated, but they were just five minutes away and I’d only moved in days earlier. I took a chance and went over. They were the hottest black and white couple, both in their mid-30s and both tops. It was an incredible session. I’m well aware that it could have turned out much worse, but there it is.
  20. RawPlug (how unoriginal 😂) UK
  21. Throw a stick in Salford and you’ll hit 50 chavs!
  22. Captures perfectly why good boys fall for chavs…
  23. I envy guys who can grow beards. To nick a gag from Frasier, I always look like a dog on Rogaine…
  24. I always say a beard covers a mulitude of chins... Seriously, though, I would concur with the list @AirmaxUK has written.
  25. As Mae West observed, you’re as young as the man you feel…
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