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  1. I am a bitch. ; ) A butch bitch, but a bitch. I have big tits, too - a blend of muscle and fat. I love hearing you call em tits. Man tits. I love to be fucked on all fours like a bitch, preferably in a backyard, with or without a privacy fence, so the old geezer behind you can watch thru his kitchen window. Smack my oversized ass and call me a bitch as you fuck me, with my big nutsack and my big dick and my man tits swinging. Call me a slut and a ho, too, cause I Am. And take your dirty dick out of my asshole, put me on my back and play Gag the Fag. With me as THE FAG. Put your load in my asshole, in my mouth, all over my face, all over my tits, on the floor for me to lick up -- I have no say in the matter. Let me ride cowgirl (forward and reverse) wearin nothin but cowboy boots! Yee haw! ; ) Is all this kinda gender bender?
  2. Hogging the sling, taking all cummers at BOTH ends... playing with myself in front of everyone... taking fat old trolls who can't get laid by anyone but the lowest level of sluts ... like me. Cum dripping out of my butt crack ... or farting out in an arc ... forming puddles all around me on the cold dirty concrete floor. The room filled with the scent of my hot butthole. Calloused hands from all around me feeling me up... tweaking, twisting, pinching my tits... fondling my softball-sized nutsack... But I can't cum. I can't cum.
  3. I'm HELLBOUND. For being a slut. I know that. I am - literally - a God-damned slut. A God-damned pervert. The Queen of the Damned. I'll be s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-d on the rack in Hell, hot coals packed in my mouth and my butthole - the places where I sinned - and subjected to the tortures of the Inquisition, the Iroquois, the Vietcong ... Or just put in a cage with my hands tied over my head ... so I can't play with myself. ; ) Humping, humping, humping the air.
  4. I want a BIG dick. I mean, a BIG dick. >9 inches (But as always, I'll do ANYBODY.)

  5. I'd rather suck dicks than eat Thanksgiving dinner.

  6. Its owner said it was 10.75 inches. I believe him. It was fat even in proportion to its length! I couldn't get my fingers around the base; the mushroom head was like a tennis ball! Seriously, the whole thing looked like a dick ... only twice as big! Truly, a faggot's fantasy. The times I sucked it -- and I sucked it many times in dirty bookstores and mall restrooms -- I couldn't believe it was real. All I could do was lick the head, the piss slit, the underside ... kiss it ... let him jack off over my face, then put it to my mouth when it started squirting so I could lick the cream off of it. The only way I could get fucked by that ... mushroom-headed meat thermos ... was to get really fucked up first, goon out on sucking it, then s-l-o-w-l-y sit it down on it, tweaking my titties the whole time. Did I mention I had to get really fucked up? I mean, like ... I had to get retarded. A titty-tweaking, dick-riding retard. A good game of bouncy house on that mushroom-headed meat thermos turned my little pink rosebud -- I was in my early 20s -- into the pussy of a loose old whore, like it is today. Its owner was a effeminate old queen, btw! (I've been fucked by lots of drag queens over the years.) I never got his name ...
  7. Gonorrhea in my throat ... many times.
  8. I'd forgotten how much fun it was to be fucked face down on the bed -- me biting the pillow... humping the bed... playing with my own tits... It's not one of those difficult, kama sutra positions but it "works." Feel free to call me ... a pillow biter.

  9. I get off on the IDEA of being exposed -- of my Mom, my Dad, my boss, my secretary, my coworkers -- seeing all the shit I've posted on here and more, and of it ruining my life, but I don't know if I have the balls to do it. I just keep putting my mouth and my butthole up to every gloryhole in every XXX bookstore in Tenn ... and getting the STDs I deserve for being a pervert. My humiliation at the hands of adult bookstore clerks and public clinic employees (from the front desk to the RN) will have to be enough till I truly lose control like Stu.
  10. had some fun at the dirty bookstores -- in the booths... in the restrooms... out in the hallway...

  11. "Turn around, pull your cheeks apart," he said. I did so. "Damn, you're a big fat slut," he sneered. "This is gonna be fun."

  12. I've given over 10 anonymous blowjobs since I got off work Fri

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    2. PoliceManuel

      PoliceManuel

      Randy you are my HERO!!!:wub:

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Wish you'd been one of them, Manuel ;-)

    4. PoliceManuel

      PoliceManuel

      I would love to be often one of them, and watching you sucking and taking cocks around.

      Yoi are wonder for pigs like me. :wub:

  13. A guy wanted me to fart while he fucked me, so ... I farted while he fucked me.

  14. I back up on gloryholes in adult bookstores a few x a week. I've had gono of the butthole a few x but I can't stop. What level does that make me? ; )
  15. I've been told there's nothing lower and sluttier than ATM, so ... I do it! Anonymous ATM, interracial ATM... By day, I'm a suit & tie guy in the Marketing dept. But after work and on weekends (sometimes on my way TO work AND my lunch hour), I am a skank ho.
  16. MD looked me in eye and told RN he wished he could euthanize me legally or at least castrate me. "It humps everything," he sneered.

    1. shinelover

      shinelover

      Keep humping everything -it's what we're here for.

    2. bareall77

      bareall77

      This "MD" sounds like he needs embrace his inner gay chaser. Usually the harshest ones are those that fear they are what they claim to hate!

  17. MD looked me in eye and told RN he wished he could euthanize me legally or at least castrate me.

  18. gono in my throat... gono in my butthole... crabs in my beard... crabs in my buttcrack... and yeah, I'm furry, so they're a real occupational hazard
  19. I go the adult bookstore every single fucking day. At the very least, I give a couple of blowjobs. I've given as many as 20. I love to get fucked thru gloryholes. I'm not keeping count. I've had so many fucking STDs it's ridiculous.
  20. my pussy... my cunt... my mancunt... my mangina... my tits... my mantits... my titties... I am a faggot.
  21. I love BBC.

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    2. caphillboy

      caphillboy

      I've got some BBC for you if you cum to Chicago again

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Love making a pig of myself on BBC in Steamworks

  22. I have a big dick and I'm yankin it right now. Sometimes I yank it at work. Anyone else?

  23. My 1st cock thru a gloryhole was also my 1st black cock. I was 18. I kept imagining Mom watching.

  24. My first dick thru a gloryhole was also my first black dick. I kept imagining my Mom watching. ; ) Now, in every dirty bookstore in town (there are 8 or 9 of em), everyone knows I "specialize" in black cocks, from skinny young thugs to fat old janitors. Their "size," their stinkiness, their sheer enthusiasm for sex... their size. Did I mention their size?
  25. "No, ma'am, this ... ho ... don't know her baby daddies."

    1. HungRawAtl

      HungRawAtl

      I love not knowing....

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Clinic counselor bitch was grilling me. "You mean the ho don't even know her baby daddies?" I was playing along -- turning red, looking at my feet, fighting back tears -- but getting turned on. "No, ma'am. This ... HO ... don't even know HER baby daddies." I explained how I get fucked thru gloryholes in dirty bookstores. "I am not believin this," she said. She brought in a coworker, made me repeat it. In detail. I knew my role, got into it. Started blubberi...

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