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RandyCubby

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  1. I average gonorrhea twice a year - throat and/or butthole. My record is gono 3 x in a year -- 5 x in just 20 months. (Not even counting crabs, which I get 2-3 x a year, too, but it's hard to tell if it's a new infestation or just last month's that I didn't quite get rid of.)
  2. Wanking in the john at work is risky... but I can't stop.

    1. RawUK

      RawUK

      Has to be done sometimes fella. Only way at that moment to get a release. Bet some of your colleagues do the same!

  3. Yes, I was embarrassed... but I get off on humiliation, so... [EG] it worked. Once, when I was younger, I managed 6 hookups one Saturday. Each, theoretically, didn't know about the other, but by the end of the day, I don't see how they couldn't. I was leaking so much, it coated the back of my sack.
  4. wanna ride?

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    2. viking8x6

      viking8x6

      Oh hell yeah, you always get me hard! Would love to flip with you if our paths ever cross.

    3. RawUK

      RawUK

      Would love to eat out your loaded ass

  5. He ended up in the washing machine. I creamed into him repeatedly... while guys creamed in MY ass.
  6. "These things." You described me perfectly, mister. A thing. You'd enjoy your time with this thing.
  7. LOL. I humped my teddy while I got gangbanged.
  8. I remember one guy sneering, "You fuckin like to be used, don't you?" (I would have said yes, but all I could manage was "Mmmppphhh!!!" with a mouthful of dick.)
  9. [EG] "suckatorium" is my new favorite word! thanks!
  10. If I were a girl, and I'd lived my life this way, I'd either have 25 little brats OR I'd have had 100 abortions -- 4 abortions a year for the last 25 years. Either way, I'd have no clue who any of my baby daddies are. No fuckin clue.

  11. If I were a girl, and I'd lived my life this way, I'd either have 25 little brats OR I'd have had 100 abortions -- 4 abortions a year for the last 25 years. Either way, I'd have no clue who any of my baby daddies are. No fuckin clue.
  12. Love savoring a mouthful of goo, but also love it ALL OVER my face if an audience is gonna see it, like at a party or in a bar. Major bukkake fetish here. I also love stepping out of a dirty bookstore booth into a crowded hallway with a beard full of goo -- maybe little ropes of cocksnot dangling off my beard -- for other customers and bookstore employees to see and comment on. "What a fuckin whore."
  13. I remember how everyone looked down on the slutty girls in high school, and I think, "I am SO much sluttier now than the sluttiest girls in my high school ever thought about being." I mean, I'm sitting here trying to figure out HOW MANY 1000s of nameless cocks I've had in my mouth and my butthole. What would my favorite teachers say? [EG]
  14. My life goal is to be spit-roasted as much as possible. Daily would be ideal. I'm usually a gloryhole pig, but spit-roasted means I get some booty pleasure out of it, too. I esp. love it when the 2 guys switch back and forth -- ass-to-mouth is nice and humiliating to me. I love to sit on one cock and ride it cowgirl with another cock (or even 2) in my mouth. And a cock in each hand if possible. And a hard dickhead rubbing each of my nipples, too. Wait, what was the question here? I forgot and started wanking.
  15. K, once I wore a diaper and carried a teddy bear to a gangbang. I had a buttplug in my mouth as a "pacifier." [EG] Is that kinda similar?
  16. I'd guesstimate I'd hit 1000 up the butt by my 30s. Orally, I hit it before then. I'm a dirty bookstore gloryhole pig.
  17. I don't know who pozzed me or when. No clue. And I wasn't chasing. I'm just a slut. It could've been any of 50 guys in a six month time frame.
  18. I'm a gloryhole pig. I admit it. I have a serious addiction.
  19. I was remembering Rawhide, but from time to time, police make a show of cracking down. I've even had the owner of the Phoenix -- at the time, Jamie Temple -- yell at me for doing it where I could be seen from the street if the door of the bar opened.
  20. gave 2 blowjobs last night in adult bookstore. I go every fucking day, and I will suck off ANYBODY (and every troll there knows it, and takes full advantage of it)
  21. I don't know why it makes us sex crazy but it sure as fuck does.
  22. I'm a bottom. I have a big dick and I'm kinda proud of it. Otherwise, you might as well have a girl, right?
  23. 2 favorites -- a pre-condom classic and xtube amateur [think before following links] https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph557f62e5e1811 [think before following links] https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/10-cocks-to-feed-the-hungry-16197771
  24. I'd love about 50 dudes. And get every bit of it on my face till I'm unrecognizable to my own Mom.
  25. I'm tempted to say, "All 10,000 of them" but I remember the BIGGEST cock I saw/sucked. Its owner said it was 10 & 3/4 inches and I believe him... and it was disproportionately FAT even considering its length!!! I couldn't get my fingers around it at the base, and the perfect mushroom head was like a tennis ball. Honestly, there wasn't much I could do but lick it and admire it from all angles. I thought about crocheting little outfits for it. It was fun when he beat me on the face with it and made me BEG to suck it.
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