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Wow, you just never really know in what direction things are gonna go. Thats the last thing I would have thought to happen....

you could prob have this transferred to an iron on

It is such a problem here in New Orleans that its almost anther epidemic! Its to the point I don't put faith in a damn thing until I see the whites of their eyes! I've even had them text me "on the way" to my place as they got closer, then text me when they turned onto my street "almost there" then *poof* ...gone!. My theory is that they get off on it..its just a part of their 'thing'. Some people get off on rimming...and some people get off knowing the other person is ready to fuck and waiting for someone who'll never show up. Its just their thing. I have deleted my profiles so many times but I always come back because its all we have now...even in New Orleans which used to be fun but now isn't!

How fucking depressing is that?? I've never thought about it in those god awful terms. That sucks a tiny, flacid, and cold micro-penis. I had just planned my every couple of months or so weekend bathhouse getaway when this shit went down....so I was due to begin with. I only embraced my inner slut a few years ago so I'm a 47 yo with a lot of catching up to do! The thought had occurred to me that the days of bath houses might be a thing of the past if not for any other reason than by the time we can crawl out from under our rocks and return a lot businesses will've gone under. I don't know much about the bath house business but I imagine the overhead is huge and the profits are low. The cost of pool and steam room maintaince alone can't be cheap, plus labor costs. Hell, the cost of disinfectants (pre-covid19 at that) alone must be through the roof because I'm sure they had to use the best virus and bacteria -cides on the market. (Sidenote: by the way 'Bathhouse Fresh' is the sexiest smell in the world! If I could bottle it and sell it I'd be a rich man and talk about cheap overhead...bleach, cum, and a bottle.....and I can provide one of those free....two if I can use old, empty lube bottles! I haven't thought about it or anything.....ok, yes I have!) However on the other hand, I also can't imagine a business thats so specific to its intended use being used for anything else. I guess maybe a huge day spa...just have fun explaining all those closets with beds on the second and third floors. You could repurpose the maze into a hide'n go seek romper room for toddlers (thats depressing!)....the sling becomes a swing (suicidally depressing!). But thats it. I can't imagine it being use for any other purpose. Conversely, I also can't imagine it just collecting dust an falling into disrepair. Sp I guess it just falls into the category with everything else...we'll just have to wait and see. But there is one thing I do know, and I'm willing to bet my entire future "Bathhouse Fresh" fragrance fortune on (or should I call it simply 'Cum 'n Bleach...I don't know, we'll see...?) is that men are going to fuck...eventually. Why did I waste all those years being a tight ass prude? I live in New Orleans once the most decadent city in the world. We once had two bath houses, one survived KATRINA! The other 'tub' closed only a few years ago getting. caught up in the real estate regentrification novement. Both no longer exist. We had a plethora of bars with back rooms ready available 24/7 and a few places that didn't even bother with a backroom. "Here, let me move my tip jar and you can catch that load right here on the bar...and hurry it up, I get off in 20 minutes." But due to in-house community gay vs. gay politics those places are now boring and bright discos and or piano bars that a does something nightly called a Last Call. I'm not sure what that is. What I do know is that if you wanted to waste your prudish life away and squander many chances of being a busy slut... this was the perfect time and place to do it! But don't worry, I did it for you, congrats you're off the hook! At least we still have all those reliable apps and reliable websites filled with very, very reliable profiles that are just lined up and ready to satisfy your slutty needs.....which we all know is a crock of reliable bullshit. And now to read 'probably years' before a return to the norm, and you're probably right about that...its just all so depressing I can't hardly stand it. "Hey buddy, at least you're still alive and we-.." Finish that god damn sentence and I swear to god I'll shove that bumper sticker so far up your ass you won't see it for two weeks! This weekend would have been my every couple of months or so weekend bathhouse getaway and I could very well be getting gangbanged right now. But I'm not so I'm going to go have another bowl of vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinks for breakfast...because why the fuck not?? If anyone knows anything about the future of Club Houston or anything about the future in general please feel free.....

I'm very interested to see what people tell you. Good luck.

Hey yall, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is you can stop arguing. There isn't any point and you are wasting time, time that could be better used in other ways. Besides No one is changing their mind at this point. You believe who you believe and you're not changing it because that means you'd have to admit being wrong...and we''re never wrong are we? The bad news is you can stop arguing right now...because its over with. Democracy has died and we're pretty much just waiting on the fire to burn it all down. This administration has shit on the constitution, wiped its ass with the American flag and had the nerve to say they are the true Patriots and care. I don't really know way this thread even exist on BZ especially since there isn't a scat sub-forum. Thats what I think...we should start a place to discuss scat related info and this can be the first entry. In the mean time its been great knowing yall, i suggest getting out there and fucking and enjoying as much as you can before all of the dumb asses (and us to really, I mean we allowed this to happen ..) burn it all down. The divide is to great and aint nobody willing to give an inch or take an inch....well except me i'll take all the inches you want to give. Sidenote; as a general rule for three years now I will not fuck anyone who supports Trump. I don't care how little their dick is.

I knew it before I read this thread, but now after, I'm convinced....Yeah its over with!

Jake mother fucking Gyllenhaal...Now and in the Donnie Darko era.

218, I'm actually proud of that!

Yes,...why have i never seen or thought about "hookup porn"?!? And I watch a lot of porn! It satisfies the voyeur in me, I guess. Not just the sex, but the interactions before and after are very hot to watch....Who Knew?? ANYONE and EVERYONE: Please share your 'hook up" porn. Its fucking hot.!!

This was fucking hot and I'm trying to figure out exactly why. What makes any one porn hotter to any one person? I think in this case it because you hear the entire interaction (complete with greetings at the door). We go from the very beginning to the immediate "you wanna wipe off or take a shower" after orgasm question. I usually just wipe off as I love the thought of leaving still wet with cum. I would like to see more hookups filmed just like this...hellos, fucking, leaving. I guess its something I/we all can identify with.

Its noon on a Monday and I just took a load. It all happened so quick which is odd for my area. Usually it takes a while to get through the bullshit and people not really looking. But about two hours ago I got woofed, or poked, or prodded, or barked or whatever the fuck this app does. We echanged maybe 4 messages and boom he was at my front door. He sat down and commented on my porn. It was hardcore BB. I laid back on the couch next to him, opened up my legs, and slid a finger between my legs and into my hole. He asked if I liked to show my hole off and if so could he see it. I took my cut offs off and sat back down this time facing him. I spread my legs and my semi cock flopped down covering my hole. He laughed and moved my dick out of the way. I teased my hole with my finger while I reached behind the couch and grabbed my glass dick. I have a large collection of Pyrex glass dildos and will not use anything else. If you take nothing else from reading this take that with you. Glass toys are the best. I threw everything else I had away after trying my first glass toy. Its always so smooth and perfect. I produced my glass dick and slid my finger out and slipped the toy all of the way in. His eyes grew to the size of saucers. He got completely naked and his cock was two or three inches bigger than my toy! He used the toy on my a few minutes and then couldn't take it anylonger. He flipped me over and tongue fucked me for a long time. I was so in raptured that I failed to notice his tongue going MIA and his dick slipping in. He had already pumped me three or four times probably before it hit me. Right off the bat he apologized...."This probably wont take long. Your hole is exactly what I fantasize to when I beat off AND I haven't come in weeks....sorry!" I replied "You have nothing to be sorry for, as a matter of--" He came for what seemed like minutes...literally minutes. He slumped over as his cock continuted to throb in my hole. "I was going to ask if you were a local becasue you have already earned an open invitation to my hole anytime you want!" He slowly pulled out of my ass and it felt like beautiful fireworks were going off near my hole. The cum didn't just drip out of me and onto the couch...it poured out. It seemed like 5 people had cum in me. He took a sharpie out of his shirt pocket and wrote his number on my back and left without saying a single word. I sent him my number as the door shut.

Just took another load from a random guy who answered my ad on Doublelist. Its still not CL but at least its something. He had a nice cock and how to use it. He was all business and no play. He walked in and dropped trou and simply pointed to his erect cock as if to say "what are you waiting for...why aren't you already balls deep on my cock?" I was laying on my couch with a toy in my ass, so I slid it out and used my hands to spread my hole wide open for him to see and he wasted no time. I didn't even taste his dick as he went straight for what he came for. Hole. He used me like the dirty whore I am, came like an elephant and left without ever saying a word. Hot.

I live here in Nola.. I'm not a licensed tour guide but if I'll tell you what I know if you have any questions!!

A guy approached me on bbrt and said he was looking to drop a load. Since that usually works out 1% of the time where I live I was like sure. His pic was cute enough. Ill be damned if he wasn't right on time like he said. Only his pic was from 100 lbs and about 20 years ago. Normally that lie pisses me off but fuck it. I could tell in his face he was pleased by what he saw in me. I was in nothing but a red jock strap. I could see his dick get hard through his baggy shorts. I turned by back to him and played with my asshole. Really got up in there. By now his cock was at full attention. I asked him to get comfortable, relax, and enjoy the ride. I could sense he was nervous. Was it me? Did I intimidate him. I'm not a bad looking guy. (I hate conceited people so I don't want to come across that way) People even say I'm very good looking. I'll put it like this...I'd fuck me. Anyway, I didn't want him to be uncomfortable or nervous for any reason. I asked him whens the 'last peice of ass he got?' He said that it had been a year. I said 'thats about to end'. I told him to sit on the couch. I got on all fours on the couch next to him and shoved my face in his crotch. I can deep throat like a mother fucker and in one mouthfull I had his cock down past my lungs. He mumbled weakly "oh my god'. I sucked his dick like it was a snake bite..for a while. He said 'whatever you want' when I asked him how he wanted to fuck me. Without telling him what my plan was I stood up and sat on his cock. I do keigals all the time. My shit is tight. I rode his dick hard. I would pull his dick completely out, slowly back down on his dick head, then thrust it hard all the way in, pull it out quickly, then start all over. He started to smile. It was the cutest, happiest smile I'd ever seen. As he started to come I pulled out then shoved it back in my hole with a vengence and his eyes crossed. I'd never seen that. So I sat there sucking his dick with my ass muscles until he had given me his whole load. when I stood up a pint of cum ran down my leg. It was hot. As he left he said thank you but not meekly like he talked when he first entered the room. He said it with bravado and confidence. I don't mean to take a cheap anon hookup and make it something existential...but something happened. I'm not even saying it was me. I just think a kind approach and a good piece of ass can change someone's whole outlook, maybe even change them. Whatever it was I felt good about it.

Last night I got bred by this big dicked , cute, 33 year old I met a few nights previous at a very lame orgy where he asked me for my number then immediately texted me to see if I wanted to leave with him. We ended up fucking that night in the park not far from my house and known for that very thing. But the sun started to come up and we had to "pull the plug"- I do NOT go to jail. This kid and I have "twin dicks". Pul them side and they are exactly alike. He says mine is a little bigger and I say his is a little bigger. We even have the same mole! So the kid calls me up last night and I had the house to myself. He told me over the phone he needed to finish what we started and he hadn't come since prior us meeting. and to have my pants off and ready when he arrived. He fucked me like I have never been fucked before. A few times I was on the brink of calling a "time out"....but I didn't. Right as he nutted he accidentally slipped out and came across my ass, my back, my arm and my couch. He was upset because he said he wanted to cum in me and I was a little upset myself. It was hot regardless and there was no need because this morning I went to piss ands about 3-4 ccs of that boy dripped out of my hole and down my leg and puddled on the floor. I had to change my underwear. He must have come a 2 gallons. I'm going text him to let him know the mission was accomplished- after he gets to work. Now I know what its like to get fucked by my own dick!

wrong place for CL comment

How the hell are you? I just realized who you were! Have things gotten better??

@drscorpio-- Is that a challenge where you live?? @xxww-- On my partner and I's first date he told me that he had NEVER not eventually cheated on past BFs. On our one year anniversary he said "Wow, I've never gone a whole year without cheating, it must be love!" On our second anniversary he didn't say shit... so I knew! So from day one we always knew that eventually we would open it up. (BTW, I highly recommend reading all the Dan Savage you can. He is a sex advice columnist, author, gay right activist, genius, etc...I owe a lot of my own personal and relationship happiness to Dan.) I just don't believe in monogamy. I mean I believe it exists...it not Big Foot or the Loch Ness monster! I just believe that we as mammals, and don't forget that we are nothing more than animals with car keys, are not programmed for monogamy. Its in our DNA. In the entire animal kingdom I think there are only three or four species scattered through out the entire clave of life forms that practice monogamy. Also, on the subject of rules..and everyone is different and must do what works for them. Most couples have rules by which they live. This is what works for us. The rules are...we have no rules! For us when you start setting perimeters like, "Catholics are fine but not during lent on Fridays, and only with people whose name starts with S and ends with Q, and never a vegetarian unless they eat fish, etc..." that when things become dicey. That when it becomes easy to fuck up and accidentally hurt someones feelings and not even mean to for no good reason. There are one or two things that we live by and its not rules as much as it is just the way we live. Like no romance with our fuck buddies. Neither of us is looking for anything other than dick anyway and that just keeps it neat and clean. And lots of communication. Just keep talking and communicating. And thats it. Those are our...not rules...commandments?? No, that totally doesn't sound right. Beliefs. Those are our beliefs. I can't even explain to you how much closer its brought us. And our interpersonal sex life is through the roof and off the chain! I get a hard just listening about an encounter he had. Hell, I get a hard on watching him have an encounter. And vise versa. I guess its not for everyone but mark my words and I'll sign it...eventually someone will stray. My aunt and uncle married for 48 years were always my go-to example that people can have long term relationships. Last year we found out my Uncle has been cheating for years. So yes--eventually someone will stray. Its literally in our genes (and jeans!) to spread seed.