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ejaculaTe

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  1. That would be one hell of a "slip and fall" personal injury case.
  2. no lines, no waiting... you are the perfect host 😉
  3. Out of more than idle curiosity, where did you find any plans for a frame?
  4. The 8th Circle, Fraud, is for those who commit acts of dishonesty. Of course, there are grades of dishonesty, and in the first ring, panderers, sex workers, and seducers are tortured. They are whipped by the demons for they exploited others by seducing them to fulfill their interests. That sounds like a pretty good fit.
  5. One of the seldom mentioned advantages of owning a home. It eases the pain of writing a check to the HVAC repairman.
  6. YES...!!!!!!!!!!
  7. If the object of the solicitation was sufficiently pissed off at your offer, I can envision you being charged with disorderly conduct (§42.01 of the Texas Penal Code). I'm not saying any prosecution would be successful; I'm simply saying that disorderly conduct is the most plausible charge.
  8. I’m thinking he missed the off ramp to Chem Sex Fiction….
  9. Wikipedia has a description of a "green card marriage" under the topic "Sham Marriage." The general idea is that a US citizen marries a non-resident alien who is typically ineligible for residency but for being the spouse of a US citizen. On the basis of the marriage, the non-resident alien obtains permanent residency status, evidenced by an immigration document that used to be a card, about the size of one's driver's license, that was green in color, hence "green card."
  10. Before I moved to sunny Florida, I lived near Philadelphia. Several of the guys I hung out with lived in S Jersey (Collingswood, Cherry Hill, Swedesboro) and central NJ (Toms River). Too bad I didn't run into you because I Think you'd have fiT right in (in more ways than one). 

    1. NJVers

      NJVers

      Damn, you ever up this way again?

    2. Slambtmsrqboy

      Slambtmsrqboy

      Ever since I joined I've wanted to meet the man behind that beautiful dick. I live in Bradenton, not to far and have decent source for T. You down for some company sometime? 

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    3. rawbttm4host

      rawbttm4host

      Im in Clearwater fl

  11. You seem to overlook the possibility that the hypothetical sucker has dentures and is happy to remove them. Having said that, I don’t disagree with your view about 2 dicks in one mouth.
  12. This is like a movie proposal by John Waters.
  13. Isn't that like an apartment?
  14. Absolutely true... I often recall the first blowjob I gave -- I sucked the dick of my 14 year old neighbor (I was 11).
  15. Yep, a .4 slam and 90 weight gear oil….
  16. I wouldn't say the quoting feature is wonky, just that the developer didn't envision quotations within quotations. BootmanLA is quoting portions of fskn's post of Feb 23, but when ErosWired hits the Quote button on BootmanLA's post to respond, the software shows BootmanLA as the author of the whole thing. Because the software doesn't know how to attribute the source of a quotation that is within another quotation, one gets the result seen here.
  17. Take heart, you're not the only one suffering from reaction collapse. I've had that same difficulty for a couple of months, and I thought it was another instance of erratic behavior of the mouse. It also does not occur on every reaction string. I haven't tested Chrome or Firefox to determine if the problem exists with those browsers. (The technical stuff if anyone cares: M1 Mac Mini, macOS 12.2.1 (Monterey), Safari 15.3 (17612.4.9.1.8).)
  18. @TheSRQDude is depressingly right about Philadelphia. The only thing he didn't mention is that the parking regulations occasionally make the US tax code look like a model of plain writing. I'll offer another locale as a possibility: northern Delaware, more precisely the suburban area of New Castle County, but probably not Wilmington (largest city in the state). Northern New Castle County has the advantage of being within a 30 minute drive of Philadelphia (I-95 and I-495). There's no sales tax; the income tax rates won't cause your eyes to bulge; state and local government are reasonably well-run ; and the state legislature seems pretty reasonable nowadays, far more so than when I lived there. In the America of 2022, there are far more worse places to live....
  19. When you've narrowed down your possible destinations, @Breedingandseeding, hop on Reddit and browse the various subreddits for those cities or areas. You can see how the locals view the place. Good luck with the job....
  20. It strikes me as being from Harlem Hookups -- the breathing of the black guy was the thing that tipped me off, and several of the guys are of the body type usually seen in Harlem Hookups videos. Which title and when it was filmed -- no idea.
  21. Yeah, the story ended at the point (pun intended) where everyone can't wait for the description of the slam, etc. But the author doesn't seem to have been online for a couple of years. Sigh....
  22. What leads you to hesitate?
  23. We'll show those young whippersnappers a Thing or two. . . and they'll come back for more...
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