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  1. So my dealer's setting me up w/some crackheads who'll fuck me for $20 a pop, and like potato chips, you know I can't eat just one. ; )

    1. easyhole

      easyhole

      you'll be getting some great seed

  2. It's... like I've got a clit inside me. A big fat clit.

  3. Got fucked thru gloryhole last night. Twice. Farted cum in my pants on the drive home.

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    2. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      Would love to clean your pants (and hole)

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      "I just lost the baby."

  4. I love to step out of an adult bookstore booth into a crowded hallway with a beard full of cum and see guys point me out to each other and sneer, "What a fuckin pig."
  5. I hope the dentist (and dental hygienist) can look at the back of my throat and see it's been POUNDED.
  6. 6 men came in my mouth last night

  7. Average 10 loads a week in my mouth, plus 1-2 a week in my butt, so that'd be... 200 loads so far this year? Yep. I am a slut.
  8. Here's a tip: Ugly guys are hornier! So go for the ugliest guys. They're easy. And fun!

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    2. RotzBBengel

      RotzBBengel

      Don't know why guys always judge other people based  on their outward appearances...

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      It's what's inside that counts - like inside his pants...:grin:

       

      Same is true for age. Most young boys will only go for guys their own age. They've got no idea what they're missing out on... ;)

      I've never been an ageist. Sucked off a hot 'n' hairy sixtysomething daddy when I was in my early teens - beautiful uncut schlong and heavy, furry lowhangers...to this day the tastiest dick of my whole life...:drool:

    3. pozguyseeker

      pozguyseeker

      who is that in the pic, so hot

  9. Spent 7 hrs at the gloryholes. On a weeknight. I am a pig.

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    2. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      Gloryholes in UK are now almost a thing of the past.  Most public toilets in towns are now made out of panels of aluminium sheet, with lighting so bright it can probably be seen from the moon. No atmosphere, no smell, no sound of dripping water, no dark corners, no chance of removing the lightbulbs ... no nothing! I used to love the edginess of these places, the excitement, knowing a few guys would already be busy inside and the constant stream of guys popping by for a quickie

    3. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      That is incredible. You are not only a pig, you are a pig with stamina (and who knows what else!)

    4. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      Shame you're not closer as you could always try me out PissPig!

  10. That Awkward Moment When... I go to introduce one fuck buddy to another... so they both can fuck me... and... I don't know their names. Did I forget? Did I never ask? (One calls me... Mama Loosehole. The other thinks this is funny... and promises to tell ALL my friends. Mama Loosehole. Yeah. Awkward.)

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    2. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      Has the news of your nickname spread yet? Thanks for the rep BTW.  xx:*xx

    3. phukhole

      phukhole

      LOL. I have been in that situation before. I said "do you two know each other?" And faked a cough and turned my head to listen as they introduced themselves... ?

    4. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      I'm terrible at remembering names but give me a hole to work on with my hands and I remember it instantly ... every twist and turn

  11. My craigslist ad says I'll do anybody. For some reason, every troll in town has decided to take me up on it this weekend. [EG]

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    2. RotzBBengel

      RotzBBengel

      @Fistulike666

      Thank you, SIR! Well, at least I'd like to think that terrible slut  was meant as a compliment...;)

      Personally, I'd rather see myself as a good slut...

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      Though I gotta admit that when faced with a fat, dripping daddydick,  even the best good boy can get terribly slutty at times...:grin:

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    3. RotzBBengel

      RotzBBengel

      Nothing wrong with that, of course...

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      Even better when that fat, dripping daddydick happens to belong to a an AIDS troll...:drool:

    4. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      I'll settle for 'good slut' ... but I don't really care ... I just love a SLUT

  12. Goddamn, I've been a slut today. [EG] Yesterday, too, cum to think of it. Gloryholes... craigslist... gloryholes... grinder... gloryholes... fuck buddy... gloryholes... fuck buddies (plural)... then... a black guy in the hallway of the adult bookstore... then... 2 black guys in the restroom of the adult bookstore. Goddamn. God-fuckin-damn. Everyone saw! And... here I am pulling up at yet another adult bookstore. In the ghetto.

    1. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      As always, you are my hero, pig!

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I almost yelped when the shower hit my titties this AM - they've been tweaked and yanked so much.

  13. The only thing better I like than a dick in my mouth and a dick up my butt... is 2 dicks in my mouth and 2 dicks up my butt!

    1. Luvbbslut

      Luvbbslut

      And a line waiting in front of these hungry holes

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Fuck yeah! 30 guys in each line! ROFL!

  14. I've done it... and it's always made me feel like a REAL fuckin slut... because... well, I am. [EG] But I like making guys knock on the door, so I can open the door naked, w/out knowing who's gonna be there, and ask, "You here about the blowjob? or maybe some butthole? The last couple of guys really enjoyed my butthole. Loosened me up good." Close the door behind him, slide to my knees, start undoing his jeans, and say, "I bet you've got a nice big dick, mister." LOL. Now THAT'S fuckin slutty.
  15. Trolls GRIN when they see me walk into the XXX bookstore. They know they're gettin a blowjob.

    1. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      i could do with one right now! xx:cool::drool:xx

    2. phukhole

      phukhole

      They know a good cocksucker NEEDS to service meat!  Course, I'm sure everyone smile when you walk in, stud.

  16. Does this cum in my beard make me look like a slut? (Be honest.)

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    2. averageslut48

      averageslut48

      Oh yes. And it looks great.

    3. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      yes it does and you are!

    4. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      Thanks for the rep Randy ... now, one for one in the hole ... or maybe more ... 

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      Wow .. and again.jpg

      Another satisfied friend.jpg

  17. "How was your weekend?" they'll ask. "Slutty," would be an honest answer. "Exceptionally slutty."

    1. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      That's an A*+ answer.

    2. averageslut48

      averageslut48

      Absolutely great. Slutty is always the right way to spend the weekend.

    3. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      Answer then that way. Go ahead! Do it!

  18. I like being naked, esp. in front of a bunch of guys. (I like being examined and discussed like they're buying a horse or a dog.) I also like cowboy boots, which I think are esp. appropriate if I'm riding cowgirl, my favorite position. ; ) Maybe a jockstrap to frame my huge ass. But I feel cocksuckers should be shirtless, and I love suckin cocks, so ... no shirt of any kind.
  19. 230. (I'd have scored more if there'd been category "Had more than 1000 anonymous partners.")
  20. Well, the ideal is to be spit roasted by 2 guys - a cock in both my holes. I like it when they high five each other. I like it when they go back and forth, making me do ATM.
  21. Did I mention I like big black dick?
  22. That's a nice fat dick. ; ) Between a missile and a mushroom.

  23. I am a pig. In every sense of the word. A PIG.

    1. Luvbbslut

      Luvbbslut

      Nice! Sexpigs are always my favourite fucks 

    2. Guest

      Guest

      PIG here too, sucking and getting fucked is what i like

    3. averageslut48

      averageslut48

      Be proud if it! I am a pig too and love it.

  24. Hearing, "Damn, you're good," from a guy when he's finished with me, and, "I've got some buddies who might like you, if you're interested."
  25. In dirty bookstore booth - no door on booth. Clothes OFF, in a pile on floor. Legs UP, getting fucked, playing with myself and making retard sounds. "Dur, dur, durrr." Hoping the front desk lady doesn't walk up.

    1. phukhole

      phukhole

      Those are the best times!  Lose all your inhibitions and just ride that cock! Love it!

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I lost my inhibitions and rode it!

    3. Niagarapig

      Niagarapig

      Would love to see your hole dripping with dozens of loads.  Would be even better if I was there to add a few loads to your fuck hole myself

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