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RandyCubby

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  1. The hot part is the 2 tops feelings their cocks rubbing against each other, and their ballsacks slapping against each other.
  2. A couple of bear truckers kept calling my buttcheeks "mud flaps." They helped each other by pulling my "mud flaps" apart and inspecting my hole. I fuckin loved that. Mud flaps.
  3. New word learned: Slore. Definition: a slutty whore! LOL. I am a slore. 

  4. I remember one guy who was fucking me started asking questions. What's the most guys who'd fucked me, he asked. Sixteen, I admitted sheepishly. Fuck, he said, and he exploded inside me. [EG]
  5. Love being used in bars. Love not turning around to see who's entering me.
  6. I love getting it smacked while I'm getting pounded, and that one final "Thank you" smack when the top's done.
  7. When I was right out of college, a married lawyer I was dating fucked me in his office, on his desk, while clients waited outside.
  8. I love walking around the XXX bookstore savoring a mouthful of semen before I swallow it. Of course, I like to "allow" a little to get in my beard so everyone can see I'm a cock gobbler.
  9. I get off on the risk of what I might catch... the humiliation of recurring trips to the STD clinic, from checking in at the receptionist to being "counseled" before exiting... and the belief that I deserve what I get for being the town cum dump. Oh, the fantasy of getting knocked up and not knowing who my baby daddies are. Do I have the brats or have an abortion every couple of months? [EG]
  10. I was totally closeted in college. I just cruised the park across the street and the XXX theater down the street when I should have been in class. From the beginning, I'd do ANYBODY. (A middle-aged, married lawyer set me up with a closeted math teacher friend. I rang the doorbell of the math teacher's apt. wearin nothin but daisy dukes, grinned shyly, and said, "Um, I think I'm here to give some blowjobs?") As for crabs, I was 19 or so, but I had no clue. I was like a dog dragging his butt across the lawn with fleas. I had to buy the stuff, keep it hidden from my Mom, comb it thru my pubes and my fur-lined buttcrack bottom to top, PLUS wash all my sheets, my underwear, my jeans, etc. And either I had trouble getting rid of them... or I keep getting them again and again and again.
  11. In college, I kept getting what I thought was strep. Like, every 3 months. It was happening so often, I'd just call the family doctor and he'd phone in a prescription. Only much later, when I had pain in my asshole and discharge, and went to the public clinic, and they told me I had rectal gonorrhea and they grilled me about my sexual practices and decided to swab me at the other end did a light go on in my head -- I'd been getting gono in my throat every few months all thru college. (I was a "regular" at the park across the street and the XXX theater down the block. As a 20-year-old frat boy who got off on seeing how many guys he could service, I was kinda "popular.") I felt really stoopid for not realizing I was getting gono. I soon felt even stoopider... I'd also gone months feeling like I was wearing a scratchy woolen speedo... When I finally described this to a gay friend, he yelled at me for not knowing I had crabs. They'd gotten REALLY bad -- pubes AND asscrack -- by the time I did something about them. Gono and crabs have been a recurrent problem for me from college to the present day.
  12. I like DILFs... but now I'm kinda getting off on handing a couple of 20-somethings $20 each and asking them to take turns fucking me. [EG]
  13. love2struggle: Funny that you've had chlamydia 3 x in a year whereas I get gono instead. gono 5 x in 20 months is my record.
  14. Some of these ugly, fat dudes are SO horny they fuck like monkeys. And cum in buckets.
  15. How I feel sometimes. [EG]

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    1. Daddyph

      Daddyph

      Awesome !! You’re the best ! 

  16. K, that's beyond my record. I'd love to do that!
  17. Just catch their eye, smile, nod... indicate you're available without looking desperate or being obnoxious. He'll fuck you or he won't. It's his decision.
  18. Close up of a guy's face as he looks to off camera left, then off camera right... then... a dick comes in from off camera left, then off camera right... and we realize... he's trying to decide which to suck first. Which is longer? which is fatter? which smells riper? 😉
  19. A 9.5" BBC would certainly hit the spot. [EG]
  20. That's me. My nipples have ALWAYS been that way, since I was a kid, and I've been a butthole pleasure pig since I was a teen. So you're not alone.
  21. Seeing the top's butt muscles clenching, unclenching, clenching, unclenching in rhythm as he fucks. 😉 Jeff Stryker's butt did that.
  22. If I were the bottom in porn, I'd service the camera man and every guy in the room when we were done filming.
  23. Doesn't matter, though my own term of choice is "butthole." (I DO get turned on by having my pecs called "tits" or "titties," and by being referred to as "she" or "her" or "bitch" in a group session.) There's no explaining what turns us on or what doesn't.
  24. Oh, THAT kind of cage. I was thinking about being in a cage at a party... centering my buttcrack between the bars for anyone walking by... stumbling outta the cage after 3 hours, weak-kneed... spooge and buttstink all over the bars of the cage at butt level... [EG] Sorry. Misunderstood "cage." Should've read more of the thread. Gotta go sit on my buttplug now.
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