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  1. RandyCubby
    I was totally closeted in college. I just cruised the park across the street and the XXX theater down the street when I should have been in class. From the beginning, I'd do ANYBODY. (A middle-aged, married lawyer set me up with a closeted math teacher friend. I rang the doorbell of the math teacher's apt. wearin nothin but daisy dukes, grinned shyly, and said, "Um, I think I'm here to give some blowjobs?") As for crabs, I was 19 or so, but I had no clue. I was like a dog dragging his butt across the lawn with fleas. I had to buy the stuff, keep it hidden from my Mom, comb it thru my pubes and my fur-lined buttcrack bottom to top, PLUS wash all my sheets, my underwear, my jeans, etc. And either I had trouble getting rid of them... or I keep getting them again and again and again.
  2. RandyCubby
    In college, I kept getting what I thought was strep. Like, every 3 months. It was happening so often, I'd just call the family doctor and he'd phone in a prescription. Only much later, when I had pain in my asshole and discharge, and went to the public clinic, and they told me I had rectal gonorrhea and they grilled me about my sexual practices and decided to swab me at the other end did a light go on in my head -- I'd been getting gono in my throat every few months all thru college. (I was a "regular" at the park across the street and the XXX theater down the block. As a 20-year-old frat boy who got off on seeing how many guys he could service, I was kinda "popular.") I felt really stoopid for not realizing I was getting gono. I soon felt even stoopider... I'd also gone months feeling like I was wearing a scratchy woolen speedo... When I finally described this to a gay friend, he yelled at me for not knowing I had crabs. They'd gotten REALLY bad -- pubes AND asscrack -- by the time I did something about them. Gono and crabs have been a recurrent problem for me from college to the present day.
  3. RandyCubby
    I like DILFs... but now I'm kinda getting off on handing a couple of 20-somethings $20 each and asking them to take turns fucking me. [EG]
  4. RandyCubby
    love2struggle: Funny that you've had chlamydia 3 x in a year whereas I get gono instead. gono 5 x in 20 months is my record.
  5. RandyCubby
    Some of these ugly, fat dudes are SO horny they fuck like monkeys. And cum in buckets.
  6. RandyCubby

    How I feel sometimes. [EG]

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    1. Daddyph

      Daddyph

      Awesome !! You’re the best ! 

  7. RandyCubby
    K, that's beyond my record. I'd love to do that!
  8. RandyCubby
    Just catch their eye, smile, nod... indicate you're available without looking desperate or being obnoxious. He'll fuck you or he won't. It's his decision.
  9. RandyCubby
    Close up of a guy's face as he looks to off camera left, then off camera right... then... a dick comes in from off camera left, then off camera right... and we realize... he's trying to decide which to suck first. Which is longer? which is fatter? which smells riper? 😉
  10. RandyCubby
    A 9.5" BBC would certainly hit the spot. [EG]
  11. RandyCubby
    That's me. My nipples have ALWAYS been that way, since I was a kid, and I've been a butthole pleasure pig since I was a teen. So you're not alone.
  12. RandyCubby
    Seeing the top's butt muscles clenching, unclenching, clenching, unclenching in rhythm as he fucks. 😉 Jeff Stryker's butt did that.
  13. RandyCubby
    If I were the bottom in porn, I'd service the camera man and every guy in the room when we were done filming.
  14. RandyCubby
    Doesn't matter, though my own term of choice is "butthole." (I DO get turned on by having my pecs called "tits" or "titties," and by being referred to as "she" or "her" or "bitch" in a group session.) There's no explaining what turns us on or what doesn't.
  15. RandyCubby
    Oh, THAT kind of cage. I was thinking about being in a cage at a party... centering my buttcrack between the bars for anyone walking by... stumbling outta the cage after 3 hours, weak-kneed... spooge and buttstink all over the bars of the cage at butt level... [EG] Sorry. Misunderstood "cage." Should've read more of the thread. Gotta go sit on my buttplug now.
  16. RandyCubby
    There was ONE guy in my whole slutty life whose cum turned into a little rubbery ball after he'd cum on me. Seriously, I am not making this up. I've never seen this, heard about this, or read about this elsewhere. I'd find this little rubbery ball later. But it happened on multiple occasions. I'd get home, get undressed and this little rubbery gray ball of... ejaculate... would fall out as I was getting undressed. WTF?
  17. RandyCubby
    I love the taste of semen -- I lick it off video screens, walls, floors, etc. in ABS -- but I've got a beard cum/bukkake fetish.
  18. RandyCubby
    That's me. To this day. Seriously, I've hardly missed a day in 20 years, even though the gloryholes have become fewer. Accordingly, my "standards" have become lower and lower. (I'll suck off ANYBODY. I'll lick loads off the floor.) I get off on cruising the bookstore with cum in my beard, for customers and employees to see. The number of men/cocks that have cum in my mouth is ridiculous. 1000s
  19. RandyCubby
    I'm 5'6", stocky, hairy... Plenty of guys won't touch me, talk to me at the bar, but will use me later at the dirty bookstore. Even there, it was obvious that they were holding out for someone "better" but there was no one else there... and I was always willing. SO willing. (Hey, I'm a sex addict.) So they fuck my face, even my ass. BB. One guy would always sigh, roll his eyes... motion me into a dirty bookstore booth. Roll his eyes, sigh some more... as he unzipped. Then they still won't acknowledge me later. Whatever.
  20. RandyCubby
    I got turned down by a guy for not remembering I'd done him a couple of months before. ;-)
  21. RandyCubby
    I want it all the time -- I get fucked thru gloryholes in adult bookstores -- but yeah, sometimes I want it even more than others. I've been itching for a good double penetration session for a while now and can't seem to put one together.
  22. RandyCubby
    I'm not sure of my age. I know I was in high school. I went home from the park with a guy who was in his 30s. I rode it cowgirl; I'd been practicing on a hammer handle, and with bananas.
  23. RandyCubby

    So some female porn star gave 249 blowjobs in 14 hours in 2006 for a world's record. [EG] I would fuckin love to break that record.

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    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      And another 250 up my ass. 😉 And when that starts to "overflow," as it will, scrape it out of my asshole with a spoon and feed it to me. (You're right about me being a dirty PIG, sir.)

    3. ScorpionFF

      ScorpionFF

      And another 250 inside your ass on top of the 250 already received. Not only am I correct on you being a dirty PIG, boy, it is also very clear to me what a complete and utter hungry any load whatsoever cum-dump you are. 

      *Fetches tablespoon to feed @RandyCubby* 😁

      Happy new year, PIG 🐽

    4. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I've never had enough cocks/cum in either of my orifices. Happy new year, sir!

  24. RandyCubby
    Tbh, I have an above average cock, and I love to suck cock. Sure, I prefer big dicks, esp. BBC, but I will suck off anybody. Sometimes little dicks squirt a lot, and I love cum! 😉
  25. RandyCubby
    I know I'm a dumb fuckhole... and I know I deserve whatever I get.

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