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RandyCubby

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  1. Ooh, and how I could I forget, "You've got it now!"
  2. "I think you LIVE to suck cock." (I would have said yes, but all I could say at the time was, "Mmmppphhh!!!")
  3. Thanks. That explains a lot. 😉
  4. As the song in Oklahoma says, "I'm just a girl who can't say no." 😉
  5. Averaging 2 a day for 20 years, I've sucked off >14,000 cocks.
  6. For me, anything fem would be an immediate deal breaker, even on a bottom. But we're all different, like snowflakes, aren't we? 😉
  7. Overalls are good, too, with no shirt. Guys can reach in, play with my nipples, or reach all the way down and find my lubed up, loose hold. And they can easily be pulled down so I can get fucked in a restroom or a parking lot.
  8. I specialize in ugly guys. you can run up some big numbers that way, ie, by not being picky. and they're SO horny, they're often good fucks, or at least they cum quickly, and a lot. so I became the cumdump for guys no one else wants
  9. Seriously, riding cowgirl is my favorite -- forward cowgirl, facing the top.
  10. LOL. Exactly! That's how I feel. If I didn't have to work, I'd suck cock 16 hours a day.
  11. I suck cocks in adult bookstores almost every day. I've done this for years. We're talking... literally 1000s of cocks. Crack ho numbers. It "helps" that I will suck off absolutely anybody (but BBC is my favorite). I love to walk around savoring a mouthful of cocksnot, or wearing it in my beard as an "advertisement" for what I am. The hazards are... gono in my throat... crabs in my beard, stache, eyelashes... Granted, after I've sucked a few cocks, I usually want it up my butt, too... and by that point, I REALLY don't care who fucks me.
  12. The real thing looks pretty nice. Didn't need to be morphed.
  13. Who doesn't love truckers?
  14. Hanging out just outside truck stop restrooms shirtless worked for me.
  15. Like an imprintable duckling, I saw porn in which straight women and gay men were insatiably promiscuous. Old pre-condom porn like Al Parker's Turned On gave me a fetish for anonymous bathhouse sex with an audience, and for cum in male beards.
  16. one guy (at a gangbang) compared fucking me to sticking his dick in a jar of mayonnaise
  17. St8 porn influenced me. Read all the stuff by Xaxier Hollander when I was growing up. Made me want to be an off-the-chart promiscuous slut who enjoys all sorts of male bodies, all shapes and sizes of cocks, all sorts of sexual acts... The movie Insatiable, in which Mariyln Chambers gets fucked on a pool table by the arrogant, big dick (but not super good looking) gardener influenced me too. "Suck it good or I won't fuck you with it again," he sneered. That made HER insatiable... and me, too, I'm afraid. Oh, and The Devil in Miss Jones, in which a plain Jane old spinster school teacher wants to be "consumed by lust" because she's going to Hell anyway... Well, that's became my life philosophy. And watching her ride a cock cowgirl with a used buttplug in her mouth... get DPed by 2 ugly dudes... made me resolve to do the same things ASAP. Vintage Al Parker movies turned me on to gooned out cocksucking marathons, and my beard cum fetish.
  18. Not gonna guestimate what number I am... but pretty sure I've done guys from zero to 10. I've done some real trolls.
  19. Wow. I'm a bottom. I love to get fucked, and I get off on being humiliated. BUT... I have an above average dick; it gets hard when I'm being fucked, and I play with it while I'm getting fucked. A LOT. 😉 Too bad if that bothers the top.
  20. done that when I was out of town and could still advertise on Craigslist. put up Craigslist ad, leave door unlocked and take all cumers
  21. Once, a guy was whacking my rump with a belt while I was sucking off some guys. He explained, "It makes you a better cocksucker. Every time that belt comes down, you suck cock even harder." Of course, all I could say under the circumstances was, "Mmmmmmppphhh... mmmmmmppphhh!!!" but I had to admit, he was right. A lit cigarette to my butt worked, too... as he demonstrated. Anything to improve my skills, right?
  22. I know, right? One of my favorite things anyone's ever said to me. Same guy once said, "I think you LIVE to suck cock."
  23. "Get on your back on the floor. I feel like doing push-ups into your face."
  24. Poppers turn me into an even bigger slut. [EG] Before long, I'm backing up on gloryholes, taking all cumers.
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