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PERVERSATILE

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  1. My buddy Rory, just points at his mouth and shouts,"¡Aquí! ¡Aquí!"
  2. I like a big ass on a man and it's usually the big boys with big round butts with nice deep trenches. Pounding a guy out and watching the seismic tremoring of fuck waves moving across a guy's butt gets my dick so fuckin hard it hurts. Another big plus is big guys are sturdy. Sturdy is great quality in a man.
  3. I'm just a horned up polyglot, though really truly I know just enough Dutch, German, French, Polish and Spanish to get my leg over when I'm in strange lands trying to do strange stuff with strange men.
  4. ya ne rozmovlyayu anhliysʹkoyu (I don't speak English)
  5. EZGIF.com is simple to use, Convert a MP4 to a GIF and/or MP4 to JPEG with one click.
  6. Yeah. I gotta second that. NphillyDogg is brilliant and filthy. Crazy hot stand alone stories and his series are fuckin bonerific.
  7. Let me second that- John Thomas is an enthusiastic ''Come & Get this Hole While it's Hot'' kind of Fuck Pig. Nice hang on him, long & thick. He's always got a happy smile. You can tell he likes what he does. I would seriously pay cashy foldin money to waller round in his hole for a weekend.
  8. Hell yeah! It's like my Grandpappy use to say, "As long as I've got a face you got a place to sit.''
  9. PigBoyRuben Directs. Leon XXL tears it the fuck up & Billy Vega takes it like a Man ''...off the chain unbridled piggery.'' -Town & Country Magazine [think before following links] https://www.myvidster.com/vsearch/215185981/Ftm_Sex_with_cum_licking
  10. ''What's the last sex toy you bought?'' A 23 year old Filipino street walker named Johnnie.
  11. Check out Billy Vegas relentlessly hot hairy little pig and Trip Richards he is one bangin hot stud, filthy mouth too.
  12. I'd like to add: "All-You-Can-Eat Butt(ffet)" HellYeah Mister! And "Damn Son...that is one fine lookin Shitter-Critter you got right there'' Which is something my PawPaw use to say that got me so fuckin' whet you could throw my little whitey-tighties at the wall and they'd stick.
  13. It's a sad day in SelfMadeHell when a Man actively undermines what few pleasures can be wrung out of our short, sweet and occasionally epic lives... So. Go get fucked how you want, as often as you want, anywhere you want and drown that little nagging bitch voice in your head in a pool of jizz. Be the unapologetic out-of-control cumdump you were always meant to be.
  14. Math is Hard... & so am I.
  15. Less obvious details in porn that turns guys on. Breaking furnature. Shattered crockery.
  16. Several years ago, her 8 year old daughter told me, and I quote, "God doesn't love you and you're going to burn in Hell." So yeah, spot on example of ''Christian Love''.
  17. I mean, really. Truly. I've ended up with way more guys choking and puking on my dick than I've had occasion to fuck a dirty pig hole. Or what we like to refer to Down South as, ''not date ready" I mean, Shit... it ain't no big damn deal. Wotcha gonna do? Stop!?!? Hell no. Just keep poundin that hole out until you get your nut, and wipe your dick off on his curtains. Easy fuckin breezy, man.
  18. Every year my Aunt "Hate the Sin. Love the Sinner" Margarete suffers the little children and starving adults to her table side performance of "God is Great & I'm Gonna Tell You All the Reasons Why!" -a one woman tour-de-force celebrating The Lord's Divine Wisdom & Magnificent Bounty. Followed by that interactive seasonal favorite, ''I'm holding dessert and after-dinner drinks hostage until everyone at table goes 'round and shares what they are most thankful for!'' I'll be going with, "I'd like to thank God, Margarete and Baby Jesus for the following" Our Statewide Clean Needle Exchange Program At least six different Statute of Limitations & The United States' somewhat laissez-faire Extradition Treaties with certain foreign powers.
  19. Damn Lil' Mister- Yeah you are a "Good Boy" I can tell. Who's a Good Boy? Puppy wanna treat? Yep, nothin but ear scratches, belly rubs and DoggystyleButtFuckin for you puppers. Tekker and get off the goddamn couch. Good Boy.
  20. Holy Fuck Buddy-That was some real Masterclass Level David Attenborough shit right there. Tonight on BBC ''Witness first hand Unbridled Rabid Cock Frenzied Fuck Lust as we explore the Savage Beauty of this hidden world of Passionate Raw Brutal Ass-Pounding Skull-Fucking Pig Style Oinkery and the Men who thrive in its harsh environs." You done Good! Somebody fetch me my God Damn Swoon Jug.
  21. My all time favourite- I was riding this bloke's cock in a video cabin when he popped me one on the ass, real hard and snarled, "Loosen that shit up! Stop trying to trick me, I know you're a whore!"
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