What annoys you most about gay porn.

[hntnhole]

That can be the case.  When I run into that, I encourage the appropriate efforts be made by the bottom (generally I avoid younger guys, so I don't encounter this all that often).  If I can't make it happen, I simply apologize and move on.  

[leatherpunk16]

Here's a fun idea: let's make a bot watch 100 hours of quality gay porn, and then write a script based on what it watched. We'll either get a laughable abomination of gay porn, or the best film ever made.

[Guest]

Definitely with you on 100% not jiving with “professional” porn. Gimme all the amateur, hand held cameras, give me hidden cameras… give me real. As someone who thinks pulling out is dumb, I hate it when the top pulls out to shoot (especially given that I specifically look for breeding porn, so it pisses me off when a video is labeled as breeding/cum inside but the top pulls out). I don’t care if the top is pushing the cum back in - you’ve still already killed my mood the moment you didn’t cum inside that boy cunt.

[NWUSHorny]

22 hours ago, ErosWired said:

Perhaps the bottom’s lack of skill is the issue rather than the Top’s. From my very limited experience of the handful of times I ever tried Topping, one thing I remember is that I would consistently find that once inside I would feel as though I had stuck my cock into a jar with a narrow opening - the only real friction was around the opening. Not that I ever was or will be a skilled Top, but I can see how, if a bottom has no skill or training using interior muscles to work the cock along its whole length, the Top might feel obliged to concentrate the thrusting of the cockhead around the opening in order to get enough friction.

That effect is even worse if you are fucking a bottom who insists on packing their hole full of lube. Especially lubes like vasoline or elbow grease, it is a lot like sticking your dick into a jar full of crisco. I can't get enough sensation to cum that way. I've never understood what packing it in or injecting it deep does for them, and I'm fully versatile.

[hntnhole]

To the "jar" effect:

While I fully appreciate and understand ErosWired's limited experience (fortunately for the rest of us), one way around that is to angle your Cock as it ruts.  Bend your knees and thrust up, then on tip-toes, thrust down.  Side-to-side can work too. That way, you'll get more skin-to-skin sensations, and you'll hit the bottom's fuckbutton harder half the time.  

[Fillitup57]

It annoys me no end when someone looks at the camera-  so you can tell it is acting and they are really not into it.

[Guest]

That my cousin no longer talks to me 20 yrs later because I came across a video that included him and when I told him I wanted some he told me to fuck off. I also promised never to tell his wife.

 

True story.

[PG1961Canada]

On 4/27/2022 at 9:05 AM, ErosWired said:

What annoys me about gay porn:

(Generally)

1. I’m not watching myself on the screen

2. I’m watching the porn and not having the sex

3. They’re being paid to do what I would do for free

4. It leaves us dissatisfied with real bodies, real cocks, and real sex and warps our understanding of what sex is in the real world

5. It makes men unhappy with their own bodies

(Specifically)

1. Pulling out to ejaculate. Please, please stop.

2. Bad audio

  a. Dubbed sex sounds out of sync with the action

  b. Bottoms who moan out of tempo with the thrusting, obviously acting

  c. Bottoms who whine

  d. Irritating of distracting background (or foreground) music, especially rap or anything that sounds like boom-chicka-wow-wow

3. Scenes that cut off before orgasm

4. “Bondage” scenes where they then untie the guy to fuck him 🤷🏼‍♂️
 

All this being said, I’m not much of a porn aficionado. It takes a particular sort of porn to do anything for me, and it doesn’t take a lot of porn for me to get bored with it.

Lots of great points there (and the first list DID make me chuckle a little! Thanks for that).  But I liked your second list as well. Cheers

[chubbybttmmuc]

On 4/27/2022 at 2:35 AM, Barebackpiggy said:

... Tough I think my biggest gripe is all the dubbing on porn. ...

I agree with dubbing ... Other things I don't like:

porn without anal sex - fucking with condoms - very skinny boys - shaved anabolic muscle guys - men with a bored expression on their faces - tops with half hard cocks that won't get hard

 

 

 

 

 

Edited July 22, 2022 by chubbybttmmuc

[Phallarchist]

On 7/20/2022 at 10:59 AM, ErosWired said:

...once inside I would feel as though I had stuck my cock into a jar with a narrow opening - the only real friction was around the opening.

The rectum is often a poor match to what a man requires from cunt. The sigmoid turn offers some consolation, but mediocre stimulation leads many men to forgo the male role.

On 7/20/2022 at 10:59 AM, ErosWired said:

interior muscles...work the cock along its whole length

Which muscles are these? I see no mechanism by which the rectal walls can be made to contract.

[Phallarchist]

On 7/21/2022 at 9:51 AM, NWUSHorny said:

That effect is even worse if you are fucking a bottom who insists on packing their hole full of lube.

It's an understandable and perhaps even valiant attempt to match the vaginal standard, but the primary problem is the shape of the passage rather than its inherent lubrication.

[ErosWired]

2 hours ago, Phallarchist said:

Which muscles are these? I see no mechanism by which the rectal walls can be made to contract.

You’re right in that there are no muscles in the rectum subject to voluntary control, and even the sigmoid junction isn’t a true sphincter. I’m referring mainly to the muscles of the pelvic floor. You can’t actually cause your rectum per se to do anything with these, but you can modify the overall environment around the rectal cavity to increase or decrease the relative pressure a cock would feel and the net area contact it might have with rectal walls. Anyone who has had to work for months to take a fist can attest to what the pelvic floor is capable of providing in the way of resistance, and the benefit of training it for conscious control.

[ejaculaTe]

5 hours ago, chubbybttmmuc said:

Other things I don't like:

 - very skinny boys -

I totally agree with you on this. The guys look as if they've missed several meals over several weeks (I acknowledge that some might in fact have). I simply move on to another video, or I'd end up trying to count ribs and wondering how much being elbowed by one of the lads would hurt.

[ErosWired]

5 minutes ago, ejaculaTe said:

or I'd end up trying to count ribs and wondering how much being elbowed by one of the lads would hurt.

Have you ever seen that breed of dog called the whippet? They’re the ones that look like they’re so skinny and fragile they would snap if you tried to pet them. That’s the kind of parallel I draw.

[alwaysready]

too much rimming; pulling out b4 they come