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jeff238

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  1. That must he the PC version of the chart....no brown
  2. Exactly. Only stupid and lazy people that cant manage to get facts support the kind of self serving insanity coming from DC. Im not voting for Biden either. The "vote blue no matter who" rhetoric is complete bullshit. Like yeah, ill vote for whatever dipshit you foist off on us. If that is the case we might as well not even have elections.
  3. I saw one of your piss vids, among others. They are still my favorites of all time!
  4. Small smooth guys. Especially versatile guys, and any skin on skin thing possible. Turn offs: any costume kind of stuff. Anything that gets in the way of skin on skin. Facial hair or hairy in general.
  5. The name of the cruise line...clever
  6. It always starts out as kissing and getting naked as fast as possible. From then on, i dont think, i just let things happen. As far as fucking, usually there isnt any fucking for quite a while. Maybe hours, until our mouths, and bodies are a little satisfied, then the fucking starts. Usually flip a few times before we are done.
  7. Another great ride. Thanks so much for all the work you put into these clever stories.
  8. I like getting my ass slapped during. After, its the period at the end of the story. When i top, a bad time doesnt get a slap. Just instictual i guess.
  9. Well said. I couldnt agree more.
  10. Melanoma LOL. Was that on purpose or spellcheck? Either way, funny af
  11. Great story line. Like the development of the characters with just enough sex to spice it up. Keep up the good work!
  12. Pretty much forgot about how i left this story. Juzt after the last chapter, i quit/got fired from my job. It paid good but it was a hell hole. Got is a pissing contest with the idiot CEO. Anyway, went out on my own, and have been busy from the beginning. Not to mention, my outlook on the world has improved. So, unfortunately im really not in the headspace to really take this story any further. Sorry. Im so glad you guys liked what i did do. If anyone wants to continue it, feel free.
  13. When i used to go to the baths, i didnt even like fucking in a room, it was always in public spaces. I liked just finding a place to lean and slowly jack my cock till someone came and sat on it. Then i knew i had a great aggressive bottom. Younger guys were my fave, because they were more often vers. Love it when a big crowd gathers to watch. Was at a big party at a gay campground and sitting on the edge of the stage playing with a cute young guy when the band got up there and started their set. We just kept going. We never got to fucking, but i would have been down for that. Ah, the spank bank never gets old.
  14. Awesome!
  15. I was fucked with coconut oil once. It was horrible. Might have been the combination of big dick in my tight hole. Best i have used is gun oil red label which is silicone based. I think the black label is water based, but never tried it.
  16. Check out "Hoody Lavaye" on xtube or pornhub. Hes a massive cummer, and hot as fuck.
  17. OMG, i never thought about the drugged egg angle, and the runway thing is funny as hell. I was going to nominate it for the best of craigslist, but figured it wouldnt be PC enough. I wish i had saved a screenshot of the innocent little plane sitting on the counter. It was priceless.
  18. This is the best story yet!
  19. Agreed. I have said before that some way to rate people is a key function to keep the site from getting stagnant. Unfortunately it wouldnt be a trivial thing to make that work. I think a choice of a few canned responses, after some minimum interaction would be a good start. Then after some number of negative reviews the profile would be automatically deleted. Also verified pictures would be required, as well as some geographic location, like a zip code. All this stuff would be pretty labor intensive to admin, or labor intensive to code if it was automated. I hate sites that have only a limited search function. A huge waste of time. The best search i have ever seen is on scatboi.com. im a member there just for the search. I use it to get a fantasy going. Its like "build a hunk". Its that good. Just a thought...
  20. All these stories about priveleged lives and beautiful people. Situations that are fictional, of course, but lives i will never know, i can treat as real, and wait in anticipation as these stories unfold, and not be disappointed. Keep up the great work @losolent
  21. The next chapter cant come soon enough! Awesome story @ losolent
  22. Hell yeah, go for it!
  23. Cant wait to see what unfolds
  24. I got major hems when i was in my 20's while doing martial arts training. It was bad, bleeding super painful shits. I tried all the usual stuff. That just made them worse, or not better. I finally found a treatment that worked, and havent had them in 30 years. Eating a high fiber diet will help, in that it makes the stool softer, but isnt a long term fix for me. First, dont use anything cold. Even cold air will agravate the condition. Keep that hole warm. Sit on a heating pad if it feels better. Second, keep it clean, but not with harsh soaps. When cleaning, use a soapy finger to get all the shit out of the opening. Use lots of suds to keep it slippery. Third, use an aloe and lanolin hand cream to keep the skin soft and hydrated. Use it several times a day if it starts to itch. If eating spicy or fatty foods, clean that hole in a hot shower after a dump, then treat it with the hand cream. Use aloe only if you are alergic to lanolin. Keep the hole warm at all times! When having sex, use the most slippery lube you can find. Friction is your enemy. After you clean out, lube that hole immediately with the hand cream. Keep the hole warm! Dont ever use OTC hem cream or treatments. Its like throwing gas on a fire. After your first hand cream treatment, you will notice immediate relief. KEEP THE HOLE WARM. Good luck
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