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  1. RandyCubby
    My first BBC was thru a gloryhole. (No surprise, given that I'm a gloryhole pig.) I specialize in BBC now.
  2. RandyCubby
    Yeah, going Ass-to-Mouth is my way of saying thank you. [EG] Bending over, wiggling my big ass (with my now creamy buttcrack) as I collect my clothes and get the fuck out so he can clean up and go on with his life.
  3. RandyCubby
    I call anal orgasms "buttgasms." I fucking love buttgasms. I'm ruled by my butthole and its need for pleasure.
  4. RandyCubby
    Went home with this married guy. Little dick, but... ejaculated like a lawn sprinkler. Kept squirting and squirting...
  5. RandyCubby
    Does it count as a hands-free orgasm if I'm playing with my nipples? 😉 (And does that make me more of a genuine homosexual?)
  6. RandyCubby
    Honestly, I am the sluttiest person I know. I think back to the sluttiest girls in high school and realize that I am 1000 x sluttier than they ever were. When I show up at a dude's house, I strip the second I get in the house -- right in the living room, before the door even fully closes. It's fun to hunt for my clothes before I leave.
  7. RandyCubby

    I wanna be an even bigger slut. 😉 I'm not sure HOW... but that's my goal. 

    1. Guygonebad

      Guygonebad

      You and me both guy! It’s such a rush going farther and farther!  My goal too.

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I think of how everyone talked about the slutty girls in my high school, and I think, "I am SO much slutty now than those bitches were! What would the people I went to high school with say if they knew about me? What would my favorite teachers in high school say if they knew that quiet, shy little Randy has spread his buttcheeks and bent over urinals?" [EG]

    3. CA-master

      CA-master

      The ultimate whore/bitch should be available for any man who wants or needs to use it. They should be able to reach it at any time any where. They can just knock on the door get in relieve and leave. No questions asked

  8. RandyCubby
    I've sat in booths in XXX bookstores, pants down, playing with myself, and saying out loud, "Will somebody PLEASE fuck me?" LOL. Hey, say it enough and it works. [EG] But you've gotta be willing to take ANYBODY.
  9. RandyCubby

    New Goal: to get felched thru curly straws

    1. Sarif98

      Sarif98

      HAhahahahahaha

    2. bigbear4loads

      bigbear4loads

      you get the cum i'll provide the straw lololol...................

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      needless to say, the curly end up my twat

  10. RandyCubby
    I've done both. Bottoming is WAY more pleasurable. 🙂
  11. RandyCubby
    Wow. I've NEVER been able to cum - not once in my life - w/out having them worked.
  12. RandyCubby
    As for non-judgmental MDs and RNs, I get off on humiliation. [EG] The absolute best was being referred sent to a specialist when I had warts. His name looked familiar... It was a str8 dude I went to college with.
  13. RandyCubby
    That's a great idea! [EG] At the XXX bookstore, I've sucked off as many as 5 Mexicans. Mulch spreaders. I was a "puta sucia" -- a dirty whore -- and a "maricon" -- a faggot, and a lot of other stuff I didn't understand. (I don't know if this is correct Spanish or not, but I pulled my shirt up and said "Jugar con mis tetas" with a mouthful of stinky dick and they seemed to get it.)
  14. RandyCubby
    If you hit an XXX bookstore early on a weekday morning in the summer, you can stumble into a truckload of Mexican guys on their way to a landscaping job... [EG] Just sayin. (The only words I understood were "maricon" and "puta." "Puta sucia." Pretty sure they were talking about me.)
  15. RandyCubby
    Twice a year is my average, too.
  16. RandyCubby
    I've paid 20-something hustlers -- young, dumb, full of cum. 😉 Usually around $20, though there's one nicknamed Five Dollar Paul.
  17. RandyCubby

    My first few tries at getting fucked as a teenager were unsuccessful, but the first time I did it successfully -- sitting on the cock of some fat hairy dude I'd met in the park and riding it cowgirl -- OMFG! (What WAS his name?) I never wanted to do anything else!!! Bouncing on a fat cock, I honestly thought, "Yeah, Mom and Dad, this is worth going to Hell for. THIS is what all those faggots love so much." Now, I back up on gloryholes in XXX bookstores to get fucked... cause it feels so fucking good! Basically, I think of myself as an anus -- a reasonably clean, greased-up, pleasure-seeking anus. Oh, I have arms and legs, but only so this pleasure-seeking anus can travel around town, looking for more dicks. (Butt plugs, zucchini, mop handles -- all those will work, too, but dicks are best. Two dicks at a time is the best.) As for my brain, I don't need it. I don't fucking use it.

  18. RandyCubby
    Cause it FEELS good! My first few tries at getting fucked were unsuccessful, but the first time I did it successfully -- sitting on the cock of some fat hairy dude I'd met in the park and riding it cowgirl -- OMFG! (What WAS his name?) I never wanted to do anything else!!! It FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD! Now, I back up on gloryholes in XXX bookstores to get fucked... cause it feels so fucking good! Basically, I think of myself as an anus -- a reasonably clean, greased-up, pleasure-seeking anus. Oh, I have arms and legs, but only so this pleasure-seeking anus can travel around town, looking for more dicks. (Butt plugs, zucchini, mop handles -- all those will work, too, but dicks are best. Two dicks at a time is the best.) As for my brain, I don't need it. I don't fucking use it. [EG] Just call me Asshole.
  19. RandyCubby

    buffet

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    1. Guygonebad

      Guygonebad

      Life lived fully!

    2. DarkroomTaker

      DarkroomTaker

      Breakfast and lunch.... waiting for dinner... load in my hole maybe 😉

  20. RandyCubby
    No, no one knows "nice little Randy in Marketing" is a BB slut who's poz and gets gono and crabs.
  21. RandyCubby

    I not only learned to take ANYBODY, I learned to take it ANYWHERE. Once, I was a cute, butch college boy in an XXX bookstore booth. I was blowing an effeminate old queen (in a fur coat!). He turned me around to fuck me. I whined, "I don't wanna do it HERE." He said firmly, "Well, HERE is where we are."

    I couldn't argue with that... 😉 LOL. Since then I've been fucked in alleys, on the hood of cars, over urinals, on pool tables... 

    Like a whore.

    1. Brain&Brawn

      Brain&Brawn

      Good boy!

  22. RandyCubby
    I not only learned to take ANYBODY, I learned to take it ANYWHERE. Once, I was a cute, butch college boy in an XXX bookstore booth. I was blowing an effeminate old queen (in a fur coat!). He turned me around to fuck me. I whined, "I don't wanna do it HERE." He said firmly, "Well, HERE is where we are." I couldn't argue with that... 😉 LOL. Since then I've been fucked in alleys, on the hood of cars, over urinals, on pool tables... Like a whore.
  23. RandyCubby
    Call me Bitch. Or Cocksucker.
  24. RandyCubby
    Exactly. Never turn down a fuck.
  25. RandyCubby
    Wish I had a hot story, but... no. I honestly don't remember my first BB. It's been SO many 1000s of encounters ago. It's all a blur of cocks.

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