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leatherpunk16

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  1. Allow me to differ with you. I find it unseemly for children to smoke. Adolescents, sure, but not children. It's like seeing them behind the bar. What was that quote - something about children making martinis is unappealing plus they use too much vermouth? I'm not sure if that's correct. Give me a full-grown muscle god burning a hole in his lungs any day over that.
  2. Axel Abysse has just released a film for Halloween called "The Experiment". And it looks incredible. Gunge takes a backseat to the fucking (and inevitable fisting with Axel), but it's a step in the right direction of getting gunge in porn. The premise kinda sorta resembles the poz fiction "Biohazard Transformation" has inspired it - a science experiment gone wrong turning men into sexually depraved beings covered in goo. Available through subscription to his website, unfortunately. $25 for a month. Yikes.
  3. Kinda hard when the mask covers the mouth. A lot of pulling on and off. Big hassle.
  4. Lately I can't get enough smoke through my vape device or cigars. Not sure what that's about. Still gets me hard like it did at 15 when all I could do was think about it and imagine.
  5. Tell us about you. What do you like? Top or bottom? How is your health? Do you party? These are all things people are going to ask, and you've given us next to nothing. Why should we want to hook up? Please, feel free to share. It's a safe space here.
  6. Also consider the possibility that your insides may be different from expectation. For years, I thought the reason I didn't enjoy bottoming was because I was inexperienced. Turns out that once you get in my hole, it turns immediately to the right (my right). The passage doesn't descend straight down as expected - it curves sharply. And when we get in that spot, all's well. This works great for guys with a curved dick if theirs goes that way, but if you curve to the left, we might have a hard time doing the deed. Actually, it's more a micro-turn to the right, it's not diagonal nor is it 90 degrees. Just think "right turn" - I'll let you know if you went too far. My thinking is that, perhaps, your sphincter also verves in a similar way.
  7. Other hotels near the event are the Travelodge (across the street) and the Essex a couple blocks down. Both are nicer hotels, and good for giving yourself space between things (or a good night's rest when you've partied too hard and just need QUIET). You'll also meet a number of porn stars at the event, all of whom are booked like crazy to hawk merchandise, dance, and offer their unique services to individuals for inflated rates.
  8. Hi Ryan! Didn't know you were on BZ. I guess all of us porn pigs come here eventually. I like the cube vid. That guy was a chatterbox, but not annoying about it. After seeing that, wow, you really ARE a dirty whore. LOL. Can't wait to do this kind of stuff with you when I finally get down there to CA.
  9. This is like asking Raymond Burr if he wants gravy. Of COURSE i am interested in filming! 😄
  10. Last summer, I needed some short shorts. Didn't really know what I was looking for. Then someone recommended JJ Malibu clothing. They were having a huge sale, so I got a couple pairs. I wear them at the gym, but so far, no one takes any notice. Perhaps I'm barking up the wrong trees.
  11. All right, a real story this time. Mark and I were in a Milwaukee motel when he competed for Mr Harbor Room. It was a rainy Saturday morning, and we were bored, so we got a little frisky. We started making out on the bed, and I had his dick in my mouth eventually. I took it out, looked at him, and said "Now watch, the maid will knock on the door any second." He laughed slightly, and not ten seconds later, we heard a knock and "Housekeeping!". Mark leapt out of bed and practically raced to the door to make sure it was locked. He let her know we were still in here, so she moved on. When we tried to resume our fun, we kinda couldn't. It was just too funny. Every time we were in a hotel after that, he made sure to lock the door, and he'd sometimes knock a wood surface and say "housekeeping" in a high-pitched voice to remind me. LOL Fuck, I miss that man.
  12. I used to tell jokes with my men. It drove them crazy because it wasn't sexual. Sometimes it spoiled the mood. When my clothes came off, the jokes wrote themselves. LOL
  13. ... where's that GIF of Randy Marsh saying, "Well THAT sucks!"
  14. And I moved 2000 miles for THAT crap??? I was told there was more acceptance out here, more variety, more activity. Maybe pre-covid, but the only activity I've seen is a multitude of cars on the I-5 ramps. Don't these people have jobs instead of driving all the time?
  15. THIS
  16. 1. That my husband hadn't gone to that party in March 2018 2. I can convince others to do whatever I tell them to do 3. (we'll keep this one free in case I need a bail option for one of the previous wishes)
  17. Fuck, this needs an update. It's like Netflixxx can't decide to renew the 2nd season. LOL
  18. I'm told that Club Z is good for sleaze, but I've never been. Steamworks is a little cramped, and definitely a challenge to park at, but they have events regularly.
  19. I was definitely more active in 2020. Before everything went to hell, I was in a situation with a house to myself. I got my first fucks in January with three men. Four in February. One in March. Then I got NONE as the first wave started up until July. Two for my birthday, another one a month later. Then I moved to Seattle. Got laid on my 2nd night here, and when I moved in with that guy (as a roommate and not a lover or love interest), I fucked half his friends (or got dick from them). Then I got charged cum from Brian Bonds and Wolfie Braden, and then another poz pup who claims to have worked for Treasure Island as Christmas approached. I counted it up, and that's like 18 guys. For me, that's a LOT. Couldn't even do that over an IML weekend! Yes, I got sex more while it went on. Nowadays it's a surprisingly low number. Something's out of balance here.
  20. The best way to fix that is to go to piss parties. I recognize they may not be an option right now, but that's what got ME over it. I joined Chicago Waterbuddies in 2016, and it forced me to go in front of others. Problem solved. Nowadays I put it down to a prostate issue. When I have to start taking diuretics for it, my whole life will be a 50-yard dash! LOL
  21. When their vocab seems to be limited to "hi" or "sup" Or just the random "Do you know where I can score some T?"
  22. Don't worry about whether people think you're gay or disgusting. Just go and have fun, and be sexually liberated. Otherwise you'll miss out on a lot of fun. And take care of your body in your youth. Stop eating junk, work out hard, and play with your butthole a LOT more. It will be painful at first, even seemingly impossible, but once you get past the mental barriers, you'll be fine. Trust me, a lot of good is waiting for you. But YOU have to seize it! It won't just show up on your doorstep, and the old battleaxe is going to shame you anyway. So just let it happen. Also, don't go to the university. You were right to wait a year because it turned into two years of hell you never imagined. If you do go anyway, remember that you're there to learn, not party. But still be a ho if you have got to that point. Rob might turn out to be amazing in bed.
  23. Let's also acknowledge the neckbeard guys. For those who don't know what that is, the stubble goes down the chin, then looks like they haven't shaved for a month. Then it touches their adam's apple. This is NOT and never will be an attractive look. Plus, if he thinks he's going down on me with a neckbeard, I will not enjoy that sensation of his hairs bristling against my balls or whatever action is being performed. Just do the grooming, guys. A beard is fine, and I'm not particular about whether he has one or not, but in this instance, his appearance would be a turn-off.
  24. I did another video yesterday, and combined two of my favourite fetishes: gunge and smoke. If the neighbours saw this, they probably think I'm insane. LOL Great tangerine colour, too.
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