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From what I can see- you turned out Xtra Fine

Being a disgusting piece of shit is only going to appeal to a very small percentage homeless guys. Instead, consider the advice Dale Carnegie offers in his book 'How to Win Friends & Influence People' under "Hooking-Up With The Homeless": A sincere invitation to share a 6-pack, a bag of dope, a simple meal or a hotel room for the night is the surest way for a total stranger to become a new friend. AKA 'You'll be up to your tits in Hobo Dick'

Tiny goes for a walk on the beach...

I second that motion, Blue Door.

Monkey See Monkey Do University. Hard Test- Easy Classes.

Hell Yeah Buddy- I love a sporty fuck, proud of his skills, saying "Hey Man- Look at what I can do". Showing off & daring you to step your game up.

Umm, that definitely falls under the category of: Please Sir, May I have some more? Please Sir.

Right click mouse, scroll over text. Highlighted area will turn blue with white text. Easy to read, ready to breed & spill my seed. Thanks for the Epic Fuck Fiction Mister

Anytime you can combine slobberin' the fuck juice off a hard wet dick & burying your face in a freshly fucked loaded hole- you've got the makings of a second date.

Damn Mister- that is so fuckin SEXY. If I heard you say that, I'd shoot every one of my wife's babies in your hole. <wink>

I'm a HomeGrown Freak with few to no limits- but DAMNNNN! I must have been at least 24- 25 before a total stranger punch fucked my shitter-critter in a public toilet Think about all the love and attention that "went in to" growing this young man's sweet juicy bubblegum boykunt into the Banged Out Prize Winning PigHole we see getting used in this video. I am impressed & RockFuckinHard. https://www.tumblr.com/video/sicilianpig/163427969690/700/

Love the qualifier of 'sleazy boys' for the GreenLantern. True tho.

If you can't find an obvious reason for your partner's behavior, start be eliminating possibilities in order to focus on the actual cause, I'd personally recommend having his Doctor check his thyroid and blood sugar levels, diabetes can be hell on a mans libido.

I'm reminded of this modern day classic-

Damn Mister! That is some fuckin' epic literary outpouring you got goin on. Thanks.

A buddy of mine said the first thing he ever slid into his pee hole was a pair of aluminum chopstick. Creative Piggery 101

When I was a kid I use to fuck my dick hole with a glass rod stirrer from a cocktail pitcher as just one of the many things activities I liked doing to, and using on my penis when masturbating, I'm definitely getting motivated from this forum to try it again as an adult.

Forming a Control Group for Deep Penetrative Experimentation, Hard Science and the Acquisition of Developmental Materials i.e. Sperm. Lots of it. Gallons. Which is hypothetically the amount of semen my favorite uncle pumped down my throat during the period in my life I like to refer to as ''the Osh Kosh B'Gosh years.'' I loved my Uncle and he loved me like a Father loves a son upon discovering he was born with out a gag reflex. Frequently. The years flew by and I was growing like a weed and by 5th grade my nuts dropped, I got taller, my pit's stank, I started shaving my face, and I shot my very first load while watching an episode of The Wild Wild West. This was a lively topic of conversation at the barber shop when me and Uncle Clyde were getting hair cuts, I always got naked for my haircut because I loved it when The barber finishes and squirts me all over with the air hose blowing thing, the barber's name is Mac and he commented on how big I was getting, and Uncle Clyde says it's because I'm a little cum guzzler, and that eating so much of his jism is what's making me grow up so quick. Uncle Clyde was always full of schemes and theories about how "Things Worked." Time would prove him right as my developing adolescence body quickly hurdled beyond my Uncle's rather staid letch for the soft dimpled flesh of prepubescent little boys, and our physical relationship ended. It was replaced with an almost decade long mentoring process, focusing on self sufficiency and Fire Fox era survival skills which included getting my first job at a gas station owned by a man my Uncle knew. Though young and completely unaware of the Scientific Method, I some how managed to take part in my Uncle's still nascent theory of jizz accelerated adolescent development in a perfect environment, a living laboratory, CB's Gas Station. At an age when friends were just starting to experiment touching each other's pee-pees, I was eagerly performing the sort of sexual acts one would hesitate to ask of a professional. CB was a Viet Nam war vet, a biker, a cock sucker of renowned skill, and was so good at eating ass I saw a straight guy pay him 20 bucks for a five minute face ride. Between CB's spill over, the used tire sex maze behind the gas station, and a carefully hand bored gloryhole I made myself at a near by Farmer's Market men's room, I quickly earned a reputation as a hot, horned up, bouncy little fucker with few limits and easier to make than Jell-O. I can only conclude my rather heroic intake of spunk during my formative years facilitated a marked advance in my physiological development and growth, leaving me a fully formed, big dicked, hairy, rope shooting adult at a shockingly ridiculous young age . This one singular incidence, though intriguing, is antidotal and speculative at best, Scientific Authority can only be achieved, when the outcome of an experiment has both repeatability and reproducibility. At this point in time more research and experimentation is definitely and eagerly required.

Wear a JockStrap and keep count on the waist band.

Banged out- Sloppy- Hairy Trench- Big Bouncy Ass Meat- Wet- Ready & Loaded

''On my return you and I will spend a single night together. We shall enjoy it enough to regret it is to be our last. But then we shall remember, that regret is an essential component of happiness.'' -Pierre Choderlos de Laclos

Right click and drag over the text like you're trying to copy and paste, the text will be white on blue, easy to read- and totally worth it.

Damn Mister- This is fuckin' epic ! You remind me of back in my teens when I discovered my Aunt C. and Uncle Duane were swingers, my aunt was adamant that I not be involved in their life-style in any way at all, so I had to get all the wet nasty dick droolin stories, home movies, and polaroids of their adventures from my uncle. I always knew Duane was a dirty fucker, we had been playin around already for a couple of years, he use to go thru my year book and pick out girls he said looked like 'right proper sluts' and tell me to see if I could get him a 'date'. The first girl I ever fucked was with Duane, one of the best things in the world to me back then (and still is) was to slide my dick in a fresh fucked hole Duane had cummed in, I always went second because Duane said my dick was bigger, but he was just shining me on, building up my confidence, trying to make me into a player. Right up until my aunt started freaking out about my knowing they were swingers, I literally thought they just had lots of parties and people liked them because they always had keg beer, a swimming pool and that Aunt C. never wore a bikini top. There was a whole world of guy on guy stuff and kinky shit Duane kept from his wife, he loved street whores, titty dancers, LSD, armpits and walkin' around with his dick half hard hanging out the bottom of a pair of shorts, I definitely got my kink for public sex and eating ass from him, I was a very fortunate young man.

The fanciest way anyone ever said ''you sure got a pretty mouth boy".

Just like my Paw use to say- Hairy Butts Drive me Nuts!