What annoys you most about gay porn.

[Barebackpiggy]

I have a love/hate relationship with gay porn, the only type I watch. No cunts in my porn.

I hate 99% of it, absolute garbage, and that's because I'm only turned on if it's real. Anything with porn stars, an obvious cameraman and it's a no-no for me.

Though I think my biggest gripe is all the dubbing on porn. Total turn off when the grunts and groans are obviously not coming from the participants.

So, what pisses you off with gay porn? Just curious. 

 

 

[evilqueerpig]

Too vanilla....too white.....NO REAL MEN...I could go on!

[NLbear]

Whimpering screaming bottoms. You're a man, take it like a man!

Tops pulling out to cum.

[BlackDude]

1. Pulling out

2. Moaning like a bitch

3. Same angle forever

4. Guys fucking forever during a Cumdump scene, only to not cum after like 20 minutes

5. Guys telling you the pretended to cum

6. Women/cunts

7. Bottoms asking for a break

8. Not breeding

[Loveitraw]

Condoms - instant pass as soon as I see one.

Twinks - I prefer guys with mileage that know what they are doing.

TBH anything else just depends on my mood. Sometimes I want to watch a gang scene other times I really want to see just two guys enjoy each other in the filthiest ways. And I completely agree with NLbear above, cum belongs in a hole.

[Ieatcumholes]

• Inane dialog including fake moans (so I have the sound down low)
• Fucking bareback (the only porn I watch) and then pulling out and cumming anywhere other than the hole (I would prefer an internal cumshot and the bottom push it out, but barring that shooting on the hole and then pushing the cum in with the dick will suffice)
• I don't mind the camera men except when one camera man is in the view of the other camera man (If the camera man is part of the action, that's fine)
• Intermingling scenes such that scene 2 starts before scene 1 ends and then moving back and forth between the scenes that way
• Obvious looping of action (replaying the same x seconds over and over again) to extend the length of the scene
• Hearing the director give directions
• Guys who obviously have no chemistry so the scene should've been left on the cutting room floor
• Scenes that are more than half oral (unless it's a blowjob vid and I don't watch those)

[NWUSHorny]

• Too much irrelevant dialogue
• Too much foreplay which includes extended periods of cock sucking
• Guys that look like they are in pain
• Guys who look like they are bored while fucking or getting fucked
• Pulling out to cum
• Not eating any stray spilled cum

 

[Davidc]

Not cumming in the hole ( any sign of a condom and I don’t consider it porn)

 

[Medwaym]

That it is set up, I like to see it how it really is. The real sex!!

[Guest]

They all have big to monster cocks....jealous much!! Haha. 

[ErosWired]

What annoys me about gay porn:

(Generally)

1. I’m not watching myself on the screen

2. I’m watching the porn and not having the sex

3. They’re being paid to do what I would do for free

4. It leaves us dissatisfied with real bodies, real cocks, and real sex and warps our understanding of what sex is in the real world

5. It makes men unhappy with their own bodies

(Specifically)

1. Pulling out to ejaculate. Please, please stop.

2. Bad audio

  a. Dubbed sex sounds out of sync with the action

  b. Bottoms who moan out of tempo with the thrusting, obviously acting

  c. Bottoms who whine

  d. Irritating of distracting background (or foreground) music, especially rap or anything that sounds like boom-chicka-wow-wow

3. Scenes that cut off before orgasm

4. “Bondage” scenes where they then untie the guy to fuck him 🤷🏼‍♂️
 

All this being said, I’m not much of a porn aficionado. It takes a particular sort of porn to do anything for me, and it doesn’t take a lot of porn for me to get bored with it.

[ellentonboy]

11 hours ago, Ieatcumholes said:

• Inane dialog including fake moans (so I have the sound down low)
• Fucking bareback (the only porn I watch) and then pulling out and cumming anywhere other than the hole (I would prefer an internal cumshot and the bottom push it out, but barring that shooting on the hole and then pushing the cum in with the dick will suffice)
• I don't mind the camera men except when one camera man is in the view of the other camera man (If the camera man is part of the action, that's fine)
• Intermingling scenes such that scene 2 starts before scene 1 ends and then moving back and forth between the scenes that way
• Obvious looping of action (replaying the same x seconds over and over again) to extend the length of the scene
• Hearing the director give directions
• Guys who obviously have no chemistry so the scene should've been left on the cutting room floor
• Scenes that are more than half oral (unless it's a blowjob vid and I don't watch those)

Amen to everything you mentioned!

[blackrobe]

I'm with the OP @Barebackpiggy on this. It has to be real. I'm not into the vast majority of produced porn. I'm more into the spontaneous home videos of men just fucking. If it feels performative, I hate it. This is one of the reasons most DOM/sub porn I've seen is unbearable to watch.

The few instances of produced porn that I've enjoyed are the ones where the chemistry between the men is obviously authentic and is in the driver's seat. 

Within this narrow scope, my biggest annoyances are:

• Condoms (If you don't want to touch in the most intimate way, why are you even fucking?)
• Pulling out (Why fuck if you don't want to share yourself fully?)

I see the OF/JFF as produced porn and its further perverted by the "creators" who monetize their unpaid partners as the price of admission to fuck them. 

[Njn0mc]

I want to see the hole dripping!!

I find that incredibly hot!

The bottom laying there after the fuck and seeing his hole dripping.  I'm getting hard just typing this comment!

[drscorpio]

I am a size queen. I really get off on huge cocks - I will take it from anyone in real life, but I want big dick in my porn. 

I get so frustrated when they pair a hung top with a bottom that cannot take it, and he complains about how big it is throughout the scene. It especially annoys me in the OF/JFF scenario. You knew he had an enormous piece when you agreed to the collaboration. If you cannot handle big cock, stick to bottoming for average-sized guys.