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I take it a simple bulb douche is out of the question??
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Bathhouse for the first time.. anxiety/nerves
Spunkinmyarse replied to Nutts69420's topic in General Discussion
Definitely try again, and then try again some more. I know exactly where you are in your head: I’ve been in that place too. It took me many visits before I became comfortable with it. Just remember, there’s no pressure for you to do anything until you are ready: you’ve got nothing to prove to anybody. Gradually you will acclimatise, and it will become a ‘normal’ environment for you, and your horniness will slowly emerge triumphant over your nerves. -
I’ve finally got to the point where if a guy tries to fuck me with a condom at a sexy club, I’ll turn round and say no. I used to put up with it coz I thought I should- but they’re just too fucking uncomfortable, AND they make me feel I’m gonna shit myself lol. Sometimes guys try to ‘reverse stealth’ me and slip one on when I’m not looking. As if I wouldn’t be able to tell! Thankfully, as a species, they seem to be becoming rarer, but I’ll still have a bad night now and again when they seem to multiply like Tribbles.
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You’re lucky, Ozpig. I’d love to find another sleazy cumdump to pig out with, but finding one is proving to be a tough call!
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American cruise Ships vacations
Spunkinmyarse replied to DarkroomTaker's topic in General Discussion
I think I’d stick to an all-gay cruise if it’s action your after (I don’t have any personal experience to pass on- just what I’ve heard). Most gay US cruises seem to involve Mexico, the Caribbean or even Canada in their itinerary, so if you want to stick to just US ports, I think your severely limiting your options. I’ve always fancied the Key West/Puerto Rico thing: I wouldn’t want to stop anywhere ultra-homophobic like many of the Caribbean islands, and support their hate with my hard-earned cash... -
SBN stands for “Stark Bollock Naked”, which is just a British expression for completely naked. It’s the name for a cruise event which takes place from 2:00pm every Sunday at a venue called the Union Club in an area of London called Vauxhall. It’s well attended, usually about 300 guys or more, and as the name implies, the dress code is totally naked (except foot ware). Sex is very much the name of the game. I think it costs £17 or £18 for non-members, which includes a drink and coat check (you don’t have to be a member to get in). There’s no such thing as ‘fashionably late’ in London: make sure you get there by 3:00pm, as most of the action takes place between 3:00pm and 5:00pm. There’s often a live sex show on stage at about 5:00pm, and things start to peter our after that. From 6:00pm underwear is allowed, and the event staggers on till 10:00, but it’s not as good in the evening (although I’ve never stayed beyond 7:00pm). I hope you enjoy it if you go, is great fun!
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Tops and bottoms: Ever had rough sex border on rape?
Spunkinmyarse replied to bttmsubslut's topic in General Discussion
Oh my word! All you boys make me feel so vanilla! -
One thing I like about this site is its ‘history’. When this thread was started several years ago, a number of the tops expressed surprise that there were bottoms out there who didn’t like having their dicks played with: apparently it had never even occurred to them that not all bottoms enjoy it. Move on a few years, and we now have a whole fetish dedicated to it, with chastity and cock cages, etc., and I think it’s now much more acceptable (even desirable) to keep the bottom’s dick entirely out of play during sex.
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If you’re happy going naked, and don’t mind fucking in front of a crowd, there’s a couple of options you gotta try: SBN on the Sunday afternoon at the Union Club in Vauxhall (2:00pm-6:00pm: but get there by 3:00pm), and Vault139 at 139 Whitfield Street. The Vault is open every night, but the dress code varies from night to night (check the website). Monday and Thursdays are naked, and probably the best/busiest, especially Thursdays. Being over 40 is not an issue at either venue, and both events are pretty full-on. Naked events seem more scewed to a somewhat older crowd anyway- young guys don’t always have the confidence to get naked and/or get fucked in front of a room full of strangers. Have fun- as it happens, I’ll be over in your side of the Atlantic at the time: otherwise I’d come with you
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Which member on BZ would you like to hook up with?
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Awww- thanks, Hornedpigdc! It’s nice to know someone’s cares -
Which member on BZ would you like to hook up with?
Spunkinmyarse replied to a topic in General Discussion
Anyone else feel left out? This is like being back in gym class at school, and being picked (or in my case, not picked) for the soccer team lol -
Sounds like a nightmare, mate- sorry to hear it. Seems like you were just unlucky, that kind of thing can happen to any of us. Question is, would you give Paris a second chance, or recommend it to anyone else? I used to live there, and never liked it much- but that was in the days before I became a cumdump, so don’t know how it stacks up on that front...
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Blimey, from haemorrhoids to biblical quotes and the Divine Right of Kings, and all in one easy thread! Only in America, boys
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Never! Cumming destroys my horn for days at a time, and turns me into a normal person. I’d much rather be a slutty cum-hungry cumpdump craving loads all day long and whoring my arse out to all and sundry.
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Anyone going to Hardon this Coming Saturday (July 20th)? Would be great to meet someone there from this site, either for a drink or a fuck (or both)
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Anyone going to Hardon this coming Saturday (July 20th)? Would be great to hook up with someone from this site, either as a buddy or a fuck!
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It’s gotta be Berlin, hasn’t it? Never been, but seems to be Europe’s current hot spot for sex of all kinds. Choose a weekend when they’ve got Fickstutenmarkt on, and I’ll come with you!
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Can You Feel It When A Guy Cums In You?
Spunkinmyarse replied to versrawbreeder's topic in General Discussion
Ok, this actually happened to me today and I’m quite excited about it, because although it does happen from time to tome, it’s quite a rare event for me. I was at a sex event in London, and was getting ready to leave, when this fit mixed race guy suddenly comes out of nowhere, pushes me down flat on a large padded fuck bench, and lies down on top of me, pinning me down completely with the weight of his body, squeezing my legs together with his. He’s inside me in no time, and after a few minutes vigorous fucking he cums, and I can feel every.fucking.spurt. Swelling and pulsing is exactly how it feels, and it’s the hottest feeling there is! I can only assume that it was either the force of his orgasm or the position we were in which made it possible to feel him cum: usually I don’t feel anything. I certainly don’t think it has much to do with the tightness of my arse: this was after four hours of pretty intense fucking, and he was cock number 32. By this stage, my arse was as sloppy as. Anyway, I decided to call it a day after he got up and left: I wanted to keep his load inside me, and didn’t want some other fucker to come along and fuck it out of me without leaving a deposit of his own, something which happens all too often. I should have posted this in “My Last Load”, but as this topic has come up again, I thought it more appropriate to post it here. -
I don’t buy into this idea that there are more bottoms than tops. It always looks like that on sites like this, because I think bottoms are more prone to chatting about sex than tops. Many bottoms like me only cum once in a blue moon, which means we’re always horny, always edging, always looking for the next load- and always on sites like this talking about it. When tops are horny, they are more likely to find a hole and dump their load in it- thereby releasing themselves (at least temporarily) from the grip of horniness, and freeing themselves to do other things. In real world situations, I find that the ratio of tops to bottoms is fairly even. This seems to be true in clubs, in bathhouses, and online. The only difference is that most tops only cum once, and when they’re done, they go. Whereas the bottoms hang around longer, waiting for more loads. This does indeed mean by the end of an afternoon sex club session like SBN, for example, there will inevitably be more bottoms than tops. And the moral that story? Get there early! Speculating further, I believe that in fact there are far more tops out there than bottoms, if you were to take all the straight guys into account. If we ever reach a point in society where there is absolutely no stigma around m2m sex, I think we’ll find there’s about 1 cumdump for every 10 tops- evolution’s perfect ratio to guarantee satisfaction for everyone! Until that day, however, I’ll just have to fantasise
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What a curious situation. I wonder what made this guy assume that he was somehow in the position of sexual superiority that he could demand money off the OP. How would he have reacted if the OP had turned round and countered his hustle with a hustle if his own, along the lines of “Er, you should be paying me for the privilege of fucking my ass- come on, cough up, loser!”. Is it because he was the top, or because he was younger, or perceived himself to be better looking? (Sorry, I don’t know the OP’s stats.) I dislike the attitude of many young tops that they occupy the number one slot in the sexual hierarchy. Being young doesn’t necessarily make you hot, and being top is nothing special either. I think all bottoms of all ages should value themselves and their booty more highly, and not perpetuate the “young top trumps all” stereotype.
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I’m not convinced that haemorrhoids have anything to do with sex, in fact this is the first time I’ve heard that. In the past, I have had very occasional haemorrhoid flare ups, but that was years before I started bottoming, and in fact since I started taking it up the arse, I haven’t had any at all. I can imagine though that having sex during a flare up would be very uncomfortable, and would likely make them even worse, so I do have sympathy for the OP’s situation. Similarly, as far as I’m aware, herpes is a completely unrelated condition, and so is the idea that you can get haemorrhoids from heavy lifting: surely that’s a hernia. I seem to remember that the main cause of haemorrhoids is diet, particularly a low fibre one. And some people are just more susceptible to them than others, which is just plain unlucky. So yes, to a certain extent haemorrhoids are just a fact of life, but not to the degree that you are experiencing them, Makingwords. Usually flare ups will just go away by themselves, or can be helped along with the application of various ointments, etc. But more stubborn haemorrhoids may need to be treated surgically. In any case, I think you should probably discuss it with a medically trained expert, as we’re all in danger of giving you misinformation in this thread. After all, there’s nothing to be embarrassed about: it’s a condition that affects millions upon millions of us, regardless of whether we have sex or not.
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I’m relatively new to this world of sex-crazed debauchery that is the Breeding Zone, and still finding my way as a fledgling cumdump. Last year I lost my partner of 25 years to cancer, and many aspects of my life have changed since then. Living out the fantasies I was unable to explore during that relationship is one of them. At this point, I cannot see myself ever being able to replicate what I had during those 25 years with another man, although that does not mean I am closed to the idea of a future relationship. However, I think that next time round, it will be more about companionship than love, but who knows? Whether or not a cumdump lifestyle precludes this, time will tell. I hope not. And as I can see myself settling down at some point with either a fellow cumdump bottom or a sympathetic top, at least that widens the field to some extent. In the mean time, I’m enjoying my new life as a cumdump. Although it doesn’t come anywhere near to filling the hole in my life left by my partner’s death, it’s certainly an adventure, and a very welcome distraction
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I suppose it depends what’s involved in your planned gangbang. I’ve never done a deep clean like MuscledHorse describes above, but then I’ve never been fisted and don’t use large toys, so I haven’t found it necessary. I find with ordinary rectal douching I can go for 4-5 hours at a sex club, and get pounded by many, many cocks with no real problem. Perhaps the best thing to do is not to overthink it. We’re all different though, and if you think that a deep clean will give you the confidence you need, go for it.
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Hi Jargam. I’ve just been to SBN in London and had 30-40 partners in about 4 hours. So I don’t think you’ve got anything to worry about lol.
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I find in the UK it varies from holiday to holiday, and is quite weather dependent. New Year’s Day is always good- nothing like a hangover horn to bring out the guys. Bank holiday Mondays can also be good, unless it’s sunny, and then everyone’s doing the BBQ thing. But Christmas- forget it.
